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Planet of the Snapes
By Shankz
A/N- I actually wrote this story at HPN back in July.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Harry Potter was yet again struggling through Potions class one late Tuesday Afternoon. When Snape reluctantly let the Gryffindors and Slytherins leave his dungeon.
"Hermione, seriously, that Snape does assign us some hard s- "Ron!" doesn't he?" Ron asked her walking down the Corridor to the Gryffindor Common Room.
"Yes. But we've got to learn somehow, right?" she argued.
"Whatever..."
When they reached the Portrait Hall, they gave the Fat Lady the password, ("Labyrinth") and set up their cauldrons.
"Okay," Harry said dropping some Raven's Beak in the pot, as it shimmered and a small explosion took place. "Are we done?"
"I guess." Hermione replied, handing him a small glass vial. "We need three of these full. Then we'll drink it. I guess it'll work if we change colours, right?"
"Yeah.. I hope I don't get maroon." Ron sighed. Harry looked at the vial marked: 'Ron' and the phoenix feather inside of it. Taking his quill he wrote: 'Harry' on it and gave Ron his frog scale.
"Er... I'd like to make a.... toast. To Snape's resignment, well, hopefully." Harry sniggered.
"Cheers!"
"Bottoms Up!"
A swirling motion took place in Harry's stomach as quickly he could only see purple. Well this isn't right! I'm supposed to be maroon. Hey, what's that? A large rock grew larger and larger until he realized he was being sucked into its orbit. Orbit? Ah yes, he remembered, looking at the stars and blackness surrounding him. He crash-landed into a small marsh and looked for Hermione and Ron, if they were there.
"Ron! Hermione! Hey- whadda ya..?"
About thirty or twenty people were running through the forest as hundreds of men were after them. Kicking major bum. He looked around and joined the herd. As a creature jumped on top of him...it was Snape!
"Snape?" he asked the man who was at the moment kicking him.
"No. I be Snape 1234566789! Or rather, Pyrok. Come on, you're a slave."
Harry was pushed into a large cage and taken to a city of Snapes. All pushing and prodding the students with sticks. And finally, into another cage, and there, he found Ron and Hermione.
"Hey! Where are we? How the Hell did these people get like this?"
But they just shrugged. Hermione looked ready to answer it logically, but Ron nudged her.
"We must leave, now!" he picked the lock and they ran.
They finally passed the Snape armies over a large bath tub.
"You say Snapes can't take baths?"
"Their hair looses the grease. That's why they control us. Their grease. It can be milked and used to ignite things. They're Pyromaniacs."
"Riiight..."
The students all gathered behind a big rock and waited for the thousands of Snapes to battle. When they finally came, the fight commenced.
Then, up in the sky, came a giant shower. And all of the grease flooded the city. Harry, Hermione, and Ron telepathically were transported to Hogwarts.
And when they got there. Snape was Headmaster.
Planet of the Snapes
By Shankz
A/N- I actually wrote this story at HPN back in July.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Harry Potter was yet again struggling through Potions class one late Tuesday Afternoon. When Snape reluctantly let the Gryffindors and Slytherins leave his dungeon.
"Hermione, seriously, that Snape does assign us some hard s- "Ron!" doesn't he?" Ron asked her walking down the Corridor to the Gryffindor Common Room.
"Yes. But we've got to learn somehow, right?" she argued.
"Whatever..."
When they reached the Portrait Hall, they gave the Fat Lady the password, ("Labyrinth") and set up their cauldrons.
"Okay," Harry said dropping some Raven's Beak in the pot, as it shimmered and a small explosion took place. "Are we done?"
"I guess." Hermione replied, handing him a small glass vial. "We need three of these full. Then we'll drink it. I guess it'll work if we change colours, right?"
"Yeah.. I hope I don't get maroon." Ron sighed. Harry looked at the vial marked: 'Ron' and the phoenix feather inside of it. Taking his quill he wrote: 'Harry' on it and gave Ron his frog scale.
"Er... I'd like to make a.... toast. To Snape's resignment, well, hopefully." Harry sniggered.
"Cheers!"
"Bottoms Up!"
A swirling motion took place in Harry's stomach as quickly he could only see purple. Well this isn't right! I'm supposed to be maroon. Hey, what's that? A large rock grew larger and larger until he realized he was being sucked into its orbit. Orbit? Ah yes, he remembered, looking at the stars and blackness surrounding him. He crash-landed into a small marsh and looked for Hermione and Ron, if they were there.
"Ron! Hermione! Hey- whadda ya..?"
About thirty or twenty people were running through the forest as hundreds of men were after them. Kicking major bum. He looked around and joined the herd. As a creature jumped on top of him...it was Snape!
"Snape?" he asked the man who was at the moment kicking him.
"No. I be Snape 1234566789! Or rather, Pyrok. Come on, you're a slave."
Harry was pushed into a large cage and taken to a city of Snapes. All pushing and prodding the students with sticks. And finally, into another cage, and there, he found Ron and Hermione.
"Hey! Where are we? How the Hell did these people get like this?"
But they just shrugged. Hermione looked ready to answer it logically, but Ron nudged her.
"We must leave, now!" he picked the lock and they ran.
They finally passed the Snape armies over a large bath tub.
"You say Snapes can't take baths?"
"Their hair looses the grease. That's why they control us. Their grease. It can be milked and used to ignite things. They're Pyromaniacs."
"Riiight..."
The students all gathered behind a big rock and waited for the thousands of Snapes to battle. When they finally came, the fight commenced.
Then, up in the sky, came a giant shower. And all of the grease flooded the city. Harry, Hermione, and Ron telepathically were transported to Hogwarts.
And when they got there. Snape was Headmaster.
