Twin Hearts and Minds

by solitarydragon96

Hope you enjoy! Please R+R! Arigato! Ja ne!



Chapter 1: The Confusion




Duo: "Jeez. You guys are NO fun at all!"

Quatre: "You're idea of fun involved VIOLENCE! We can't possibly call that fun!"

Heero: "Technically, you can..."

Trowa: "..."

Wufei: "Kuso! I have lint on my shirt!"

Duo: --()

Quatre: "There's a lint cleaner thingymabobber Rashid bought for me last week on the kitchen table."

Duo: "This is soooooo boring! *turns to reader. yes. that would be you* Right?"

Quatre: "Well...I don't mind if we could take a look around the new mall..."

Wufei: "WHAT?! Go SHOPPING?! Like an ONNA?!"

Duo: *thinks about it* "Sure."

Wufei: "What the hell. I'll come..."

Quatre: "Great! We're all going then!"

Heero: "Who says I'm going?"

Duo: "You have two options. Come with us or I call Relena Peacecraft to come over and keep you company since your friends are at a mall." *smirks*

Heero: "I'M COMING! I'M COMING! I'M COMING!"

Duo: *grins* "I love doing this."

Wufei: "Come on! Hurry up! You weaklings...." *pants get caught on hook, hook attached to pegboard, pegboard on a base of heavy metal. BONK!* "Ow....ow....ow....kuso...ow..."

Duo: "I'm driving!!!!!!"

Heero: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!"

Duo: *holds up cell phone on which Relena's number is on speed dial*

Heero: "Yes, you are..."

Trowa: ///.- ()

Quatre: "Hold on! Let me count my cash...$100,229,476,598,372....$100,229,476,598,373..."

Wufei: "Just grab the cash and come on, baka!"

All: *pile into Quatre's car*

Duo: "Yay! Shopping!"

All: *thinking* yay. shopping.....with Duo.......--()


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Heero: "Let's go our own seperate ways and meet at the entrance in *checks watch....yes. Heero has a watch* 3 hours. ok? ok.

Quatre: "Ok! Bye!"

Trowa: "...." *just walks off into whatever direction*

Wufei: "Hmm....I need a new shirt....justiceness....." *wanders off*

Duo: "Buh-bye!" *walks off in what seems like the direction of where the weaponry store is....but peeks back to make sure no one sees him and slips into a women-clothing store* "Yeah!"

*Duo sneaks into the dressing room and sits on a wall separater thingy*

Duo: --() "Great. No one's in the dressing room.....no one's coming IN the dressing room.....sheesh......"

Woman: "Yeah. I'll try this on....thank you!"

Duo: *thinking* "YES!"

*A person with slick black hair into a ponytail with sorta short stature and in a white Mao suit walks in, but Duo can't see the person's face*

Duo: *nearly screams* *thinks* "WUFEI?????!!!!!!!!!!"

Person: "Hmm...the white or the blue? white or blue?...."

Duo: *shudders, scared* *thinking* "OH MY LORD! IT'S WUFEI....I DISCOVERED HIS SECRET! OH MY GOD!!!! HE'S A GIRL! OH MY SWEET JESUS!!!!! OH-MY-GOD!!!!!"

*Duo starts freaking out*

Person below, doesn't look up and see Duo. "Hmm....blue's better." Starts taking off clothes.

Duo: *thinking* "OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!" *shields his eyes...but quite can't*

*Duo staring down at the now 1/2 naked person, who's trying on a blue spaghetti strap tank top*

Duo: *cringes...leaps down.......aiming for the other dressing room.....but happened to fall into the one with Wufei in it....*

Wufei: "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Pervert!!!!!!!!!!! Hentai!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!!!!!!"

Duo: *cringes again, but opens one eye before taking the expected blow* "Hang on.....you're not Wufei." *looks at the feminine face*

Girl: "Who the HELL are you talking about?!" *scoffs*

Duo: "I-I know a...a...(about to say "guy", but decides that "person" is a better substitution)...a...person who looks EXACTLY like you.....

Girl: "Yeah right. WEAK excuse to spy on a girl who looks like someone you know. Tell me, do you follow this PERSON around and spy whenever SHE changes her clothes?"

Duo: "The person's a GUY!" *then thinks* "Ohhhh shit......"

Girl: *has clothes finally back on* "WHAT?! I look like a GUY?! HIYAH! NATAKUUUUUU!!!!!!" *kicks Duo, then prepares to chop Duo into Duo-chow-mein, but Duo ran away*

Duo: "Damn girl!......" *panting and standing outside the store briefly before running again* "Who is she anyways?....."

Girl: "Damn American!....Who is he anyways?......"


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*Everyone at the entrance, except Wufei who's the last to arrive back*

Wufei: "Well, I'm-"

Duo: *thinks it's the girl* "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Get her away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wufei: "What the-"

Duo: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't mean it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean- AH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wufei: "Shut up Maxwell!"

Duo: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh---what? How'd you know my name?" *finally opens his eyes*

Wufei: --()

Duo: "Oh......it's you, Wufei....."

Wufei: "Of course it's me! HOW stupid can you get, MAXWELL?"

Duo: "Very........." *almost faints of surprise and exhaustion*

Quatre: "I don't think Duo had his morning coffee and chocolate yet......we need to calm him down."

*Quatre supporting a weak, shaking Duo*

Trowa: "Is he all right?"

All: *stare at Trowa, who actually spoke*

Heero: "No......"

Wufei *turns to Quatre*: "What makes you think COFFEE and CHOCOLATE will calm him down?"

Quatre: "Well, at least he'll be back to normal." *shrugs*

Wufei: *smirks* "Actually, I kinda like him in this state...." *looks at quiet, silent, weak, shaking Duo who's clasping his head in his hands*

Heero: "Agreed."

Quatre: "I think we should just wait here until Duo recovers.....which shouldn't be long......I hope...or not....." *looks at Duo who's not touching the coffee and chocolate*


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Duo: "I think I feel better now....." *smiles*

Wufei: "Damn........I was hoping you would stay in your weak shape......."

Duo: "I thought you hated weak people."

Wufei: "My point exactly."

Duo: "Should we leave now?"

Heero: "We should."

Quatre: "Hang on. Let me get 29 pieces of fruitcake. I'll send them to my sisters." *runs towards a nearby cafe*

Wufei: "Jeez.....he has to get EVERYTHING for his weak onna sisters....." *looks at 29 humongous shopping bags left behind by Quatre*

Trowa: ".......zzzz..........zzzzzzz........zzzz......."

Heero: "I might as well go to sleep too. Quatre's gonna take FOREVER picking out 29 different flavors of fruitcake...."

Duo: *looks around* *gasp* "It's that girl!" *sees the girl walking in the crowd.....then disappears into the crowd.....*

*Duo checks to make sure no one sees or follows him and sneaks off in the direction of the mysterious girl........*


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Well? How is it so far? Thanks for reading! ^^ I appreciate it! Arigato! Ja ne!

~*~ solitarydragon96