Warning: This will be more, as the title suggests, extreme character bashing. All other characters will be bashed and by that I mean a few more of them. Do not flame until you read the whole thing through, don't forget about the first one either, or you will come out sounding idiotic and I will be forced to laugh at you, which I will. Remember only valid flames are accepted and not those meant to be purely cruel or to just be a smart aleck.

Notes: Taking another request, the biggest ever. Who? You shall see.

EXTREME CHARACTER BASHING, 1.3v

Warning: Character bashing ahead, be warned…

Chibi-Shabrinigdo ran by as Xelloss appeared in the lavender anime void where all anime characters go when not in use by insanely insane authors of insanely insane and pointless fics. He glanced at it with an expression of disbelief and humor on his handsome face. Moments later a box full of phi and theta collided with his cranium, how the author has managed to put those things there is best left up to the experts.

"What are you doing?" Sarryn glanced up from the depths of the closet she was currently excavating, rubber chicken and beloved keyboard in hand. She blew a pesky strand of black hair out of her face and regarded her unexpected but not entirely unwanted guest.

"Getting ready," she replied ambiguously. He arched an eyebrow and opened one purple eye. "I mean…I'm…" He sighed as the girl partially melted into the cluttered floor. His eye closed and she immediately reformed.

"Well, there has been a request made that I was hesitant to follow up, but considering that most of the people Lina meets have died…I'm taking a chance."

"You don't mean…" She nodded with grim determination suddenly manifesting combat fatigues.

"I don't know if I'll come back alive, but I try to fulfill all requests."

"Perhaps this once you shouldn't, I mean…her…"

"This might do her some good. L-sama shall not escape the wrath of bashing!"

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8:14 pm…

Wednesday…

November 21…

Outside of L-sama's domain…

"What am I doing here?" Xelloss demanded rhetorically.

"Making sure Shabible-baby-boo doesn't destroy the world yet. He hasn't even been potty trained and it's always destroy the world this and wipe out all life that. And this was after I took him to the vet's."

"The vet? Why not a pediatrician?"

"With those horns? Besides it's cheaper."

"Nothing but the best for the most powerful Dark Lord of my world," Xelloss muttered.

"Damn straight."

The two brave, or not, bashers stealthily, or not, approached the impenetrable fortress that was L-sama, or at least her essence shaped into a plush, luxurious, indescribably large and cool hotel suite. Having acquired some sort of spiffy super power Sarryn slipped inside, dragging a rather reluctant Xelloss and a bawling Chibi-Shabrinigdo, or Shabible-baby-boo as she so affectionately called him. Her weapon of choice was a giant inflatable penguin of despair, doom and general mayhem. Her target was the blonde woman sitting on comfy chair upholstered in crushed scarlet velvet. She raised the penguin, ignoring the need for another paragraph, and took a deep breath.

With the speed of a constipated bullet she brought down the accursed inflatable device shaped like a penguin and originally designed to provide hours and hours of fun and frolic for children six and up due to choking hazards and recent deaths due to unknown sources of asbestos, or run-on sentences.

Suddenly the world disappeared and the author faced a rather pissed of deity from another dimension. Deciding fleeing was the better part of valor she bashed the Lord of Nightmares over the head with aforementioned penguin and fled, leaving Xelloss to face the wrath. Of course she took her cute, widdle, snuggly-wuggly Shabible-baby-boo face with her.

"Xelloss!"

"I can explain, Lord of Nightmares-sama. Please let me explain."

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And so ends a rather twisted version 1.3 of EXTREME CHARACTER BASHING. I hope you all enjoy, and please feel free to make requests. It's true that not many people that meet Lina are left alive, a sad but true fact.