Another Day
By:Majin Vegeta

I'm writing this to take a little break from my longer fics. It's in the
same style as my One Day fic, in fact it is the sequel to that fic. Read
on!

Disclaimer:I don't own em, it's true! Don't sue me because I *know*
where you live! Right next to the barn right? That's right, you better
not sue. ^_^

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MV: ::Barges into the restaurant where the cast was left last fic::
Hello my friends! We meet again, we do!

::Everyone looks at Majin and glare at the really great fanfic author::
(MV:Whaaaaat?)

MV:What? Do I have something on my face or something?

::Everyone sweatdrops::

Fibrizo:No. ::Continues with the glaring:: Why can't you bother some
other anime characters?

MV:I *do*!!!! Anyway, it's your turn again.

Lina:Here we go again. ::Grunts::

MV:Of course! ::Salutes Lina:: Remember my ficcy called 'One Day'? This
is the sequel! Aren't you all so happy? ::Uses author powers to make
them nod:: *Good*!

Zelgadis:....

MV:I see Zel-sama is having his period now.

::Everyone sweatdrops::

Zelgadis:*Nani*?!?!?!?!.

MV:I dunno. ^_^ ::Uses author powers to make it a brand new day:: Now
then, then now, shall we start?

Fibrizo:Absolutely not!

Lina:No way baka!

Xelloss:Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^

MV: ::Smirks:: OK good! Here we go. The day after my 'One Day' fic some
weird things started to happen.

Amelia:No offense Majin-san, but weird things always happen when you
write fics.

MV: ::Blinks:: Why thank you Amelia. Anyway, everyone forgot what
happened in the 'One Day' fic. ::Everyone gets amnesia for some
convenient reason::

Zelgadis:Why are you here Majin?

MV:Heh heh. Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^

Xelloss: ::Smacks Majin on the head with his staff:: That's my line! ^_^

MV:Yes yes yes I know. ::Gets out one of those little black movie
things:: Okay! 'Another Day' scene 1! ACTION! ::Puts the little black
striped thing down::

Fibrizo:What are you talking about Majin?

MV:Nothing! ::Clears throat:: Some other day when all the Slayers
characters were sitting in a bar ::Suddenly the cast is sitting in a
bar:: some really strange things occurred.

Zelgadis:Such as?

MV:Zangulus suddenly appeared in a cloud of orange smoke and....uhhh...
::Zangulus suddenly appears in a cloud of orange smoke::

Zangulus: ::Spots Gourry:: So we meet again Gourry Gabriev! ::Unsheathes
his sword:: Taste the wraith of my Howling Sword of Nonjustice!

Amelia: ::Facefaults:: That last part is such a ripoff!

MV: ::Rolls on the ground laughing hysterically:: That's a funny joke
Amelia!

Amelia:It's *unjust* Majin-san!

MV:Yay for it!

Gourry: ::Blinks:: What are you doing here Zangulus?

Zangulus: ::Blinks a few times:: I really...don't know. *BUT* I will
still make you taste the wraith of my sword!

::Everyone falls over::

Xelloss:Now *that* is interesting! ^_^

Fibrizo:Why the hell are you so fruity?

Xelloss:You're the Hellmaster, you should know! ^_^

Fibrizo: -_-;

MV:Riiiiiiight, anyway action over here now! ::Points to Gourry and
Zangulus::

Lina:Baka.

Zelgadis:....

Gourry:Why is Zangulus here Majin?

MV:Errr...let me finish my story and you'll find out! Gather 'round
children! ::Waves for everyone to come around him::

::Everyone at first sweatdrops then they all slowly walk over to Majin::

Zangulus:This should be good.

Zelgadis:Not if Majin is telling it.

MV:Zip it!

Zelgadis:It's the truth.

MV:Blah blah blah blah! When a problem comes along, you must *zip* it!
::Makes hand motions:: Anyway, after Zangulus appeared in that orange
smoke cloud thing the restaurant suddenly disappeared and it turned into
Syluun.

::The restaurant suddenly disappears and turns into the city of Syluun::

Everyone:Nani?

Fibrizo:This makes no sense at all.

Zelgadis:Which isn't odd for a Majin fic either.

MV:Look at me, I'm *zippy* long stockings! ::Glares at Zel::

Lina: ::Who is annoyed about not getting a line for awhile:: Is there a
point here? I could be in other fanfics right now you know! I'm a busy
sorcery genius after all!

MV:Point? ::Snickers:: Why would I want a silly lil point?

Zelgadis:That just proves you're an idiot.

MV:You're awfully critical today. More critical then usual, sheesh!

Zangulus:Can we get on with this story?

MV:Now you sound like Zel too!

Xelloss:The suspense is killing us! ^_^

MV:It is? ::Looks around:: But you're all still alive! ^_^

::Majin proceeds to get hit with a few fireballs, Xel's staff, the hilt
of Zangulus' sword, Filia's mace (for no apparent reason at all),
Fibrizo's uhhh....whacking object or something, and the hammer of
justice which Zel stole from Amelia just for the purpose of hitting
Majin::

MV:Do I annoy you guys *that* much?

Everyone:Yep!

Fibrizo:I'm off to go get people to destroy the world now. Bye! ::Walks
away::

MV:Buh bye! ::Waves::

Lina:Oh no you don't! ::Grabs Fibrizo:: If we have to go through with
this, *so do you!*

Fibrizo:Aw nuts!

MV:Not again with the FUNimation dubbing thing Fibrizo!

Fibrizo:Nani?

MV:Nevermind. ::Remembers he gave everyone amnesia:: Okie dokie! So then
all this weird stuff happened *and* then an evil generic Mazoku of doom
teleported into the city and started killing random people.

::The evil generic Mazoku of doom (EGMOD) teleported into the city and
started killing random people::

Gourry:Huh?

::EGMOD comes up to the Slayers::

EGMOD:DIE! I AM EGMOD!

Lina:Uh-huh. DRAGU SLAVE! ::Fires the blast at EGMOD at it dies::

MV:Hey! You killed off my material again! Lina-chan you are so mean!
::Grunts:: My poor, poor evil generic Mazoku of doom! Why oh why did you
have to do it Lina?

Lina: ::Grins:: Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^

MV: ::Falls over:: Now you're using the line? Oh what is the world
coming to?

Xelloss:Sore wa

MV:Don't even think about it!

Xelloss:himitsu desu! ^_^

MV: ::Smacks Xel on the head:: BAKA! Anyway ummmm this is about as long
as the original fic so...I guess we can end here!

Zangulus:Wait a second Majin!

MV:Yeah?

Zangulus:You don't even *have* an ending! Let me do it for you!

MV:Not this gag again. ::Rolls eyes:: Ok fine Zangulus, have fun.

Zangulus:Very well. ::Comes up with a good ending:: Suddenly Majin
forgot all about bothering Slayers characters and decided to make up a
ton of comedy Fushigi Yuugi fics.

MV:Sorry that's not a good ending! Next! ::Points at Xelloss::

Xelloss:You want me to come up with an ending again? ^_^ Ok!

MV:Be very afraid folks, very very afraid. ::Blinks:: All five of you
that is. -_-;

Xelloss:The ending to this fic....::Opens his left eye and waves his
index finger around in the air:: is a secret!

MV:Wow that was so unexpected. ::Whacks Xel with a mallet:: Okie dokie,
next victim...errr I mean ending! ::Points at Gourry::

Gourry:You want me to come up with an ending?

MV:Uh-huh.

Gourry:Ok! Just tell me what exactly an 'ending' is and I'll do it!

MV: ::Sweatdrops:: Nevermind baka! ::Points to Lina:: Next!

Lina:One day Majin got a life and stopped writing fics forever!

Amelia:Lina-san that is very very unjust!

Lina:Nobody asked you Amelia!

Amelia:Unjust unjust unjust!

MV: ::Falls over:: That was the worst ending ever! You're lucky you're
an overly aggressive powerful sorcery genius, Lina Inverse or some bad
things would happen to you!

Lina:Oh shut up! Dill Brand! ::Fires spell at Majin::

MV: ::Avoids it somehow:: Nyah nyah! Anyway, Amelia you're next to bat!

Amelia:Ok! Everyone was bathed in pretty rose petals and Zelgadis-san
was cured and everyone lived happily ever after!

MV: ::Sweatdrops:: Riiiiiight. Anyway Fibrizo you're next.

Fibrizo:The world ended and I was a happy Mazoku. The end.

MV:That won't do at all! ::Blinks:: Ok Zel you can finish this!

Zelgadis:....

MV:What's that Zel? Timmy fell down the well?

Zelgadis:Shut up.

MV:Ok!

Zelgadis:This is my ending. The fic ended abruptly. The end.

MV:Uhhhh that won't work.

::The fic ends abruptly::

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MV:Nani nani nani nani?!?!?!?! How the heck did you end the fic like
that Zel?

Zelgadis:Wouldn't you like to know?

MV:....

Xelloss:Bye bye folks! ^_^ ::Waves::

Look it's the end of my sequel to my first Slayers fic! I had fun making
this and I hope you have fun reading it no da! Give me some feedback or
else....that barn you live next to won't be next door any more! Take
that! Ha!