Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ/GT. These little thingies really suck. Why
do we have to write them? They're boring.

A/N: Hi, I'm new. My name is Froggy226. But if you're on my good side,
I'll let you call me Froggy. BEWARE: This story is absolute nonsense
that I thought of while reading one of the other DBZ stories on this
site.
-Froggy226
"Watch the kirbys dance!!" (OO)
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WARNING: Utensils and Bad Language Don't Mix
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One night Vegeta was ever so harmlessly washing the dishes for
Bulma who had the flu. Later Trunks came with some odd looking toy.
"Hey kid," Vegeta said turning around and drying a dish acting
very talented. "Your toy is broken. If you wash these dishes I'll
fix it. I'll even give you ten dollars." Chibi Trunks agreed. Then
Vegeta carried a clean fork down to the basement.
First of all I'd like to tell you Vegeta got into this bad
habit of idiotic fork praising. He put insence down there, large floor
pillows and a large golden fork statue with torches all around it. He
sat on a large pillow and laid the fork in front of him. He was in a
yoga position.
"Oh good old damn fork you." He was soon interupted by
Trunks who was walking to the basement door and drying a dish looking
very talented in the process.
"Daddy, Mommy said not to go downstairs whatever you do down
there."
Vegeta finally knowing what he said panicked and said, "I was
just getting my everyday drink the prince of all saiyans needs."
"What's that?" asked Trunks still drying the dish looking very
talented.
Vegeta looked around he saw a box of Snapple. He replied, "Damn
kid! You didn't know I needed Snapple?"
"I thought you only drank those during a meal cuz they made ya
hungry." Trunks said returning to the door drying a new dish looking
very talented in the process. Vegeta grabbed a Hershey cocoa bar.
"I'm also getting a chocolate bar. You want one?"
"Great daddy! Thanks!"
Later weeks past. Vegeta drinking Snapples everyday to keep
Trunks from being curious. One day Vegeta went downstairs without being
caught,he opened his snapple.I'm getting damn tired of these Vegeta
thought.
"I'm getting damn tired of these." Vegeta then whispered.That
moment Vegeta's idiot self went over the line. He was bouncing off
walls. (dead serious!) He said to the fork statue "I wish
statue that you go to HELL!" At these words the god of fork
thingies came. It went upstairs to Trunks's room. The thingey grabbed
Trunks and shut the door. Trunks was screaming and reading a book
looking very talented in the process. Bulma however was reading the
paper in another room. She had no clue what was happening.
Vegeta came up and blasted the door. It fell down. Everyone
knew it fell down because of the klunk that sounded like a door...
falling down. Vegeta easily beat the fork thing. He told Trunks the
whole story. Why? Because he had to. Why? Because Trunks asked "What's
the whole story Dad?" From that day forward when Trunks went shopping
with his mom he would always tell her to get DIET snapple.