Chapter Three
Inu-Yasha had just gone outside when he decided to go onto the roof to get a better look around. As Kagome ran out he frowned. " Stupid human girl, I don't want her to get lost in Nerima! " He jumped down from the roof, and before Kagome knew what was happening she was slung over Inu-Yasha's shoulder as he ran along.
" Kagome! We're going to get the Shikon Shards and then leave! Nerima is too weird for me! These clothes are uncomfortable and I'd rather be at home fighting demons then I this weird world of yours! So just accept it and go with the flow! "
Inu-Yasha set her down behind him, and standing slightly behind a tree his eyes searched the area for anything that might look like Shampoo or her restaurant—or anyone spying. His yellow wolf-eyes glowed in the dark as they roved about.
Kagome plopped down onto the ground. She sighed, and then decided that maybe she SHOULD just go along with Inu-Yasha's plan or they'd start arguing again. She looked up, and blushed. Inu-Yasha DID have a great butt.
Inu-Yasha turned around to find Kagome blushing (she wished his eyes couldn't see in the dark).
" What're you blushing for? "
After a few moments thinking he realized what she must have been thinking.
He blushed.
" Kagome! Don't tell me you were admiring my butt! "
Kagome blushed even redder, saying softly " That's not true! "
Inu-Yasha stared at her disbelievingly…could she really have been looking at his butt and admiring it like all those other girls? Kagome? No, it wasn't possible…after all, she wasn't that kind of girl, he knew that.
Just as Inu-Yasha's nose (with its great sense of smell) smelt a human, as he heard something whistling through the air towards him. Kagome saw the arrow coming straight towards Inu-Yasha's head. Knowing he wouldn't be able to anything she did the first thing which came to her mind…
" SIT! "
Inu-Yasha's eyes widened as he fell, onto…
Kagome blushed and the wind got knocked out of her as Inu-Yasha fell right on top of her.
The arrow whizzed harmlessly over them.
Inu-Yasha watched the arrow go above them and then realized that he was ontop of Kagome.
He blushed too.
He blushed even more as he couldn't help feeling the curves of her body beneath him . His head spun as her intoxicating aroma filled the air around him…
" Inu-Yasha! Stop being ed! You're heavy! Get_ OFF_ me! "
Inu-Yasha fell back to reality and quickly jumped off Kagome, hastily turning his beet-red face away from her as she stood up.
Kagome smacked Inu-Yasha over the head, saying, " I think all these ed Nerimians are contagious! I've never seen you so ed! Jeez! SIT! "
Thump
" Ow ".
" SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT! "
" Owowowowow! KAGOME! Now you're gonna hafto wait till I can get up so we can go get the Shikon Shards! "
" We're NOT going to get the Shikon Shards yet. We have all the time I the world. Whether you like it or not tomorrow you're coming with me and the other girls to go shopping at the mall. You'll be bored if you stay at the Tendo residence. If you refuse that I'll say 'it' tons of times! "
Inu-Yasha closed his mouth with a snap, and was soon snoring.
Kagome sat in thought, thinking about how all the girl's always said Inu-Yasha had a great butt. Lately his language had become so…so…Ugh. Instead of saying butt lately he'd been saying 'ass'. Kagome didn't really like that. He DID have a nice ass though, she had to admit. As she glanced at the sleeping half-demon, she wondered…what had he been thinking a while ago when he'd been ontop of her? What had made that strange unfamiliar look come into his eyes? WHY had he stayed on her so long and not gotten off immediately? Now he was becoming a AND a jerk! What was she to do with him?
" * Yawn * ".
Inu-Yasha sat up, stretching.
He hadn't even paid attention to the other people when he went to bed last night. The walk home with Kagome had been silent, she'd seemed pretty thoughtful. They'd gotten back a bit late.
He glanced over at his fellow room-sharers.
His eyes widened.
A…panda? And…Oh no!
That redhead girl from last night!
Inu-Yasha quickly scooted away from her…Too late.
She was now awake.
He blushed slightly as the girl also sat up and stretched.
She wore a white tanktop and a pair of shorts that didn't fit her so well. The tanktop didn't fit her so well either.
He tried to get out of the room, but was too slow.
He collapsed onto the floor in frustration, banging his fist on the pillow as the girl squealed and came up to him.
Her eyes at once became big and dewy as they had last night, and she smiled sweetly at him…
Kagome and Akane woke with a start as they heard the sounds of feet puttering up the stairs. Akane frowned as she heard Ranma-chan's fake squeal. She didn't see WHY Ranma was having so much fun teasing Inu-Yasha. She turned back to bed and put her head over her pillow.
Kagome sat there, looking at the door, when all of a sudden it flew open.
Inu-Yasha quickly slammed the door in the redhead girl's face, and then locked it, and leaned exhaustedly against the door. He then blushed as both Akane and Kagome looked at him funnily.
He was smashed to the ground however as Ranma-chan kicked the door down. She said smiling, " Where's Inu-Yasha sweetie? " And then s ed.
" ENOUGH RANMA! STOP TEASING HIM AND TELL INU-YASHA THE TRUTH! "
Akane dumped a kettle of hot water over Ranma.
Kagome stared at the guy who stood in place of the redhead girl.
Ranma sighed, " But boy, it WAS fun. Anyway, so, where is he? "
*creak creak creak*
" YOW! "
Ranma jumped a bit and yelled as a clawed hand grabbed his ankle.
*RIP SHRED SHRED TEAR TEARSBAM!
Akane gasped in shock as Inu-Yasha shredded her door and stood up, standing menacingly before Ranma.
Then, looking at Ranma closely, he noticed the different gender and black hair.
" Hey, who're you? "
Ranma explained to both Kagome and Inu-Yasha, and Akane helped demonstrate.
" Understand? "
Kagome nodded.
" Understand Inu-Yasha? "
Blank look.
" UNDERSTAND? "
" HHROOWWWRRR!! RROOWR! HHROOWRR! RRR…"
Everyone in the house sat up in fear as a menacing growl shook the house.
Ranma, Akane, and Kagome froze, as they looked at Inu-Yasha.
The hair at the back of their necks rose, and Ranma slowly began backing up and waving his hands in front of him as the Half-demon advanced, claws out.
• RIP RIP SHRED SHRED*
" HHROOWWR! "
" AAAH! "
" OOF! "
" Heh heh, don't underestimate me Inu-Ya-AAAH! "
BAM BAM BOOM BOOM…. CRASH!
Everyone rushed upstairs—or out of the room, to see what had happened.
Ranma lay at the foot of the stairs, multiple scratches all over him, and a deep gash on his forehead.
Inu-Yasha stood at the top of the stairway, grinning—though Kagome noticed that he was holding his side and breathing a bit quicker then he should.
After trips to DR. Tofu's office and Peace Treaty
" Ok boys, all fixed up. My my Ranma, I'm surprised you were beaten! Usually no one beats you except Akane! "
Grumble Grumble.
" Oh, and Inu-Yasha, I have a question…what are you? "
The whole Tendo family unanimously: " Yeah Inu-Yasha, what are you? Obviously you're not human! "
" Like I'm gonna tell you! " snarled Inu-Yasha.
Kagome decided not to tell them herself, since Inu-Yasha was not in a very good mood today. In time, he would tell the himself—maybe. Yet, grumpy or not, she still made him come with her, Ukyou, Akane, and Ranma—now a girl since he'd decided he'd get ore ice cream being cute. They all went back to the house, got dressed properly, and had breakfast.
Inu-Yasha wore the same pair of pants he'd worn yesterday, along with the same coat and a white tank top (the kind Ranma had woken up in and usually slept in). He also wore his cap and sunglasses (Nabiki had fixed them for free, but told Inu-Yasha he'd hafto back someday). Ranma wore his/her normal clothes, Akane wore a blue dress, and Kagome wore a green dress which she'd borrowed from Akane (it was a bit big at the waist, but she didn't say anything about it).
Inu-Yasha refused to put his hair up in any way what so ever, and grumbled all the way to the mall. There they met Ukyou, who smiled cheerfully at Kagome and Ranma, glared at Inu-Yasha and nodded curtly to Akane.
Before he knew it Inu-Yasha was being dragged to girly shops with the real girls, and Ranma-chan was off somewhere eating ice cream. He decided to ditch the girls.
He managed to ditch Ukyou, Kagome and Akane without them noticing, but as soon as he left the shop a group of girls came running after him. After a wild goose chase around the mall, groups of girls running after him—complimenting his looks again—Inu-Yasha dove into a little nook, and the girls rushed by. The little nook happened to be an ice cream shop, and there he met Ranma, and though he was still slightly grumpy with her, they ate ice cream together quite contentedly.
All of a sudden the peace was broken,as a familiar cry of " DIE RRAANMAA! " echoed through the air and a yellow bandanna whizzed by Ranma-chan's face.
" Not NOW Ryoga! "
But it was too late. Ryoga launched tons of bandannas at the two, and Ranma and Ryoga started fighting.
Inu-Yasha was contentedly sitting watching them fight when his peace was disrupted also.
" You out to kill my sister! Dog-boy stupid as to mess with Amazons! NOW YOU DDIIIEEE! "
Inu-Yasha jumped back in surprise as a bonbori collided with his table. He
Jumped back as Shampoo landed on the ground a few feet away.
Pointing her bonbori at him, the Amazon girl was about to say something when her bonbori were shredded.
Kagome, Akane, and Ukyou came running a few minutes later, to see Ryoga and Ranma fighting, and Shampoo and Inu-Yasha sending glares at each other.
Seeing Kagome, Shampoo (who had somehow managed to get another set of bonbori out of thin air) turned around and was about to charge the girl.
Yet the Amazon girl stopped and stood in surprise as Inu-Yasha stood before her, his sunglasses and cap off. He snarled at her, the now-steel-cleaving-fang (The Tetsusaiga. His 'crummy' sword) pointed at her, glowing brightly.
Ranma and Ryoga stopped fighting. Ryoga breathed out a sigh of awe. " Wow ". " That is one cool un-crummy sword! " Ranma said.
Shampoo backed off. But all of a sudden, a pink and green blur flew through the air and landed in front of Inu-Yasha.
It was Shampoo's ' sister ' (she wasn't really Shampoo's long lost sister, she'd been pretending ) Reini.
Except now she didn't look human like she had in the picture.
Her dark-blue cat's eyes glittered, as she flashed a small-fanged smile at Inu-Yasha.
" Interesting sword Dog-boy. But I have no need of weapons. Let's fight claws-to-claws! Or should I say…my claws versus YOUR flaws! Hahahahaha! "
Shampoo stared at her sister, and then cried out " You lied to Great-grandmother and I! You demon! No one lie to Amazons without punishment! I get revenge…"
Shampoo went to stand beside Inu-Yasha, as did Ranma, Ryoga, Ukyou, Kagome, and Akane. Kagome quickly explained to them what the importance of the Shikon Shards were before they all formed fighting stances—everyone except Kagome, who didn't really know any.
" I don't need help! Kagome, stay away! I don't want you getting hurt! As for the rest of you guys…this girl's a full-blooded demon with 2 Shikon Shards! And you're human! I can deal with her myself! "
" No way Inu-Yasha! Full blooded demon with 2 shards? You can't fight it alone this time Inu-Yasha! We're joining you in the fight whether you like it or not! "
Chapter Four
Not yet written.
Inu-Yasha had just gone outside when he decided to go onto the roof to get a better look around. As Kagome ran out he frowned. " Stupid human girl, I don't want her to get lost in Nerima! " He jumped down from the roof, and before Kagome knew what was happening she was slung over Inu-Yasha's shoulder as he ran along.
" Kagome! We're going to get the Shikon Shards and then leave! Nerima is too weird for me! These clothes are uncomfortable and I'd rather be at home fighting demons then I this weird world of yours! So just accept it and go with the flow! "
Inu-Yasha set her down behind him, and standing slightly behind a tree his eyes searched the area for anything that might look like Shampoo or her restaurant—or anyone spying. His yellow wolf-eyes glowed in the dark as they roved about.
Kagome plopped down onto the ground. She sighed, and then decided that maybe she SHOULD just go along with Inu-Yasha's plan or they'd start arguing again. She looked up, and blushed. Inu-Yasha DID have a great butt.
Inu-Yasha turned around to find Kagome blushing (she wished his eyes couldn't see in the dark).
" What're you blushing for? "
After a few moments thinking he realized what she must have been thinking.
He blushed.
" Kagome! Don't tell me you were admiring my butt! "
Kagome blushed even redder, saying softly " That's not true! "
Inu-Yasha stared at her disbelievingly…could she really have been looking at his butt and admiring it like all those other girls? Kagome? No, it wasn't possible…after all, she wasn't that kind of girl, he knew that.
Just as Inu-Yasha's nose (with its great sense of smell) smelt a human, as he heard something whistling through the air towards him. Kagome saw the arrow coming straight towards Inu-Yasha's head. Knowing he wouldn't be able to anything she did the first thing which came to her mind…
" SIT! "
Inu-Yasha's eyes widened as he fell, onto…
Kagome blushed and the wind got knocked out of her as Inu-Yasha fell right on top of her.
The arrow whizzed harmlessly over them.
Inu-Yasha watched the arrow go above them and then realized that he was ontop of Kagome.
He blushed too.
He blushed even more as he couldn't help feeling the curves of her body beneath him . His head spun as her intoxicating aroma filled the air around him…
" Inu-Yasha! Stop being ed! You're heavy! Get_ OFF_ me! "
Inu-Yasha fell back to reality and quickly jumped off Kagome, hastily turning his beet-red face away from her as she stood up.
Kagome smacked Inu-Yasha over the head, saying, " I think all these ed Nerimians are contagious! I've never seen you so ed! Jeez! SIT! "
Thump
" Ow ".
" SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT! "
" Owowowowow! KAGOME! Now you're gonna hafto wait till I can get up so we can go get the Shikon Shards! "
" We're NOT going to get the Shikon Shards yet. We have all the time I the world. Whether you like it or not tomorrow you're coming with me and the other girls to go shopping at the mall. You'll be bored if you stay at the Tendo residence. If you refuse that I'll say 'it' tons of times! "
Inu-Yasha closed his mouth with a snap, and was soon snoring.
Kagome sat in thought, thinking about how all the girl's always said Inu-Yasha had a great butt. Lately his language had become so…so…Ugh. Instead of saying butt lately he'd been saying 'ass'. Kagome didn't really like that. He DID have a nice ass though, she had to admit. As she glanced at the sleeping half-demon, she wondered…what had he been thinking a while ago when he'd been ontop of her? What had made that strange unfamiliar look come into his eyes? WHY had he stayed on her so long and not gotten off immediately? Now he was becoming a AND a jerk! What was she to do with him?
" * Yawn * ".
Inu-Yasha sat up, stretching.
He hadn't even paid attention to the other people when he went to bed last night. The walk home with Kagome had been silent, she'd seemed pretty thoughtful. They'd gotten back a bit late.
He glanced over at his fellow room-sharers.
His eyes widened.
A…panda? And…Oh no!
That redhead girl from last night!
Inu-Yasha quickly scooted away from her…Too late.
She was now awake.
He blushed slightly as the girl also sat up and stretched.
She wore a white tanktop and a pair of shorts that didn't fit her so well. The tanktop didn't fit her so well either.
He tried to get out of the room, but was too slow.
He collapsed onto the floor in frustration, banging his fist on the pillow as the girl squealed and came up to him.
Her eyes at once became big and dewy as they had last night, and she smiled sweetly at him…
Kagome and Akane woke with a start as they heard the sounds of feet puttering up the stairs. Akane frowned as she heard Ranma-chan's fake squeal. She didn't see WHY Ranma was having so much fun teasing Inu-Yasha. She turned back to bed and put her head over her pillow.
Kagome sat there, looking at the door, when all of a sudden it flew open.
Inu-Yasha quickly slammed the door in the redhead girl's face, and then locked it, and leaned exhaustedly against the door. He then blushed as both Akane and Kagome looked at him funnily.
He was smashed to the ground however as Ranma-chan kicked the door down. She said smiling, " Where's Inu-Yasha sweetie? " And then s ed.
" ENOUGH RANMA! STOP TEASING HIM AND TELL INU-YASHA THE TRUTH! "
Akane dumped a kettle of hot water over Ranma.
Kagome stared at the guy who stood in place of the redhead girl.
Ranma sighed, " But boy, it WAS fun. Anyway, so, where is he? "
*creak creak creak*
" YOW! "
Ranma jumped a bit and yelled as a clawed hand grabbed his ankle.
*RIP SHRED SHRED TEAR TEARSBAM!
Akane gasped in shock as Inu-Yasha shredded her door and stood up, standing menacingly before Ranma.
Then, looking at Ranma closely, he noticed the different gender and black hair.
" Hey, who're you? "
Ranma explained to both Kagome and Inu-Yasha, and Akane helped demonstrate.
" Understand? "
Kagome nodded.
" Understand Inu-Yasha? "
Blank look.
" UNDERSTAND? "
" HHROOWWWRRR!! RROOWR! HHROOWRR! RRR…"
Everyone in the house sat up in fear as a menacing growl shook the house.
Ranma, Akane, and Kagome froze, as they looked at Inu-Yasha.
The hair at the back of their necks rose, and Ranma slowly began backing up and waving his hands in front of him as the Half-demon advanced, claws out.
• RIP RIP SHRED SHRED*
" HHROOWWR! "
" AAAH! "
" OOF! "
" Heh heh, don't underestimate me Inu-Ya-AAAH! "
BAM BAM BOOM BOOM…. CRASH!
Everyone rushed upstairs—or out of the room, to see what had happened.
Ranma lay at the foot of the stairs, multiple scratches all over him, and a deep gash on his forehead.
Inu-Yasha stood at the top of the stairway, grinning—though Kagome noticed that he was holding his side and breathing a bit quicker then he should.
After trips to DR. Tofu's office and Peace Treaty
" Ok boys, all fixed up. My my Ranma, I'm surprised you were beaten! Usually no one beats you except Akane! "
Grumble Grumble.
" Oh, and Inu-Yasha, I have a question…what are you? "
The whole Tendo family unanimously: " Yeah Inu-Yasha, what are you? Obviously you're not human! "
" Like I'm gonna tell you! " snarled Inu-Yasha.
Kagome decided not to tell them herself, since Inu-Yasha was not in a very good mood today. In time, he would tell the himself—maybe. Yet, grumpy or not, she still made him come with her, Ukyou, Akane, and Ranma—now a girl since he'd decided he'd get ore ice cream being cute. They all went back to the house, got dressed properly, and had breakfast.
Inu-Yasha wore the same pair of pants he'd worn yesterday, along with the same coat and a white tank top (the kind Ranma had woken up in and usually slept in). He also wore his cap and sunglasses (Nabiki had fixed them for free, but told Inu-Yasha he'd hafto back someday). Ranma wore his/her normal clothes, Akane wore a blue dress, and Kagome wore a green dress which she'd borrowed from Akane (it was a bit big at the waist, but she didn't say anything about it).
Inu-Yasha refused to put his hair up in any way what so ever, and grumbled all the way to the mall. There they met Ukyou, who smiled cheerfully at Kagome and Ranma, glared at Inu-Yasha and nodded curtly to Akane.
Before he knew it Inu-Yasha was being dragged to girly shops with the real girls, and Ranma-chan was off somewhere eating ice cream. He decided to ditch the girls.
He managed to ditch Ukyou, Kagome and Akane without them noticing, but as soon as he left the shop a group of girls came running after him. After a wild goose chase around the mall, groups of girls running after him—complimenting his looks again—Inu-Yasha dove into a little nook, and the girls rushed by. The little nook happened to be an ice cream shop, and there he met Ranma, and though he was still slightly grumpy with her, they ate ice cream together quite contentedly.
All of a sudden the peace was broken,as a familiar cry of " DIE RRAANMAA! " echoed through the air and a yellow bandanna whizzed by Ranma-chan's face.
" Not NOW Ryoga! "
But it was too late. Ryoga launched tons of bandannas at the two, and Ranma and Ryoga started fighting.
Inu-Yasha was contentedly sitting watching them fight when his peace was disrupted also.
" You out to kill my sister! Dog-boy stupid as to mess with Amazons! NOW YOU DDIIIEEE! "
Inu-Yasha jumped back in surprise as a bonbori collided with his table. He
Jumped back as Shampoo landed on the ground a few feet away.
Pointing her bonbori at him, the Amazon girl was about to say something when her bonbori were shredded.
Kagome, Akane, and Ukyou came running a few minutes later, to see Ryoga and Ranma fighting, and Shampoo and Inu-Yasha sending glares at each other.
Seeing Kagome, Shampoo (who had somehow managed to get another set of bonbori out of thin air) turned around and was about to charge the girl.
Yet the Amazon girl stopped and stood in surprise as Inu-Yasha stood before her, his sunglasses and cap off. He snarled at her, the now-steel-cleaving-fang (The Tetsusaiga. His 'crummy' sword) pointed at her, glowing brightly.
Ranma and Ryoga stopped fighting. Ryoga breathed out a sigh of awe. " Wow ". " That is one cool un-crummy sword! " Ranma said.
Shampoo backed off. But all of a sudden, a pink and green blur flew through the air and landed in front of Inu-Yasha.
It was Shampoo's ' sister ' (she wasn't really Shampoo's long lost sister, she'd been pretending ) Reini.
Except now she didn't look human like she had in the picture.
Her dark-blue cat's eyes glittered, as she flashed a small-fanged smile at Inu-Yasha.
" Interesting sword Dog-boy. But I have no need of weapons. Let's fight claws-to-claws! Or should I say…my claws versus YOUR flaws! Hahahahaha! "
Shampoo stared at her sister, and then cried out " You lied to Great-grandmother and I! You demon! No one lie to Amazons without punishment! I get revenge…"
Shampoo went to stand beside Inu-Yasha, as did Ranma, Ryoga, Ukyou, Kagome, and Akane. Kagome quickly explained to them what the importance of the Shikon Shards were before they all formed fighting stances—everyone except Kagome, who didn't really know any.
" I don't need help! Kagome, stay away! I don't want you getting hurt! As for the rest of you guys…this girl's a full-blooded demon with 2 Shikon Shards! And you're human! I can deal with her myself! "
" No way Inu-Yasha! Full blooded demon with 2 shards? You can't fight it alone this time Inu-Yasha! We're joining you in the fight whether you like it or not! "
Chapter Four
Not yet written.
