Tears and Rain Omake Box 2
By Gabi (gabi@pinkfluffy.net)
You really need to read this fanfic first, to get the jokes in this edition of the Omake Box ^_^
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=424533
This is all meant in good fun ^_^.
INSANE ROBBER SCENARIO: KURI AND SOUJIRO
I'm sorry, that needed caps.
Kuri and Soujiro are wandering along the road to Kyoto (as they seem to spend a lot of time doing). Kuri is talking about something and Soujiro is pretending to listen (also very normal). Suddenly a guy dressed surprisingly like a certain red-haired rurouni jumps out from behind a tree and grabs Soujiro, putting a knife to his throat.
Guy: I am the INSANE ROBBER! Give me all your stuff or I shall slit this young boy's throat.
Kuri: ::eyes widen:: I'm not sure you know what you're getting into, Insane Robber-san.
Insane Robber: SILENCE! I am the INSANE ROBBER here. I don't need any advice from a little kid.
Kuri: T_T Little Kid?! Fine, do what ever you want, Insane Robber-baka.
Soujiro: Sumimasen, Insane Robber-san, but could you please let me go? We're in a hurry.
Kuri: In a hurry? What are you talking about? Kyoto is still four hundred miles away, Soujiro-kun.
Soujiro: Exactly. That's why we need to hurry.
Insane Robber: Are you IGNORING me!?
Kuri: I should have known. Soujiro no baka.
Soujiro: ::smiles pleasantly at Kuri::
Insane Robber: You ARE ignoring me!!! I, the INSANE ROBBER, refuse to let you make fun of me. I showed MERCY and offered you a choice, but you DEFY me! For your INSOLENCE I shall KILL this boy and then take all your stuff!
Kuri: ::blinkblink:: Riiiiight. You try that, Insane Robber-baka.
Here the Insane Robber makes as if to slit Soujiro's throat with his dagger. Soujiro dodges out of his arms and the catches the Insane Robber at the waist with his shoulder and hoists him up and over, neatly throwing him into a tree.
Kuri: ::shrugs:: I warned him.
Soujiro: ::to the now unconscious Insane Robber:: Sumimasen, Insane Robber- san, but I didn't really want to be killed today. I hope this doesn't inconvenience you ^_^
Kuri: ::sideways glance at Soujiro:: ¬_¬
Soujiro: ^_^
Kuri: ::glances at the unconscious Insane Robber then smacks her fist into an open palm:: Yes! Now we can take all his stuff!
Soujiro: Ano, Kuri-san, isn't that theft?
Kuri: Come on, Soujiro-kun. He's an Insane Robber. This stuff can't be his.
Soujiro shrugs and Kuri proceeds to loot the Insane Robber's pockets. She finds some lumpy tofu, and a ten ryou piece.
Kuri: Oh, I feel rich now. We can't even sell his clothes. They're so natty it looks like he's been wearing them for ten years. T_T Well, at least we can play a trick on him ::proceeds to swipe the Insane Robber's clothes:: I'm going to throw these in the first river we come to ::wrinkles her nose:: Come on Soujiro. We're in a hurry, remember?
Soujiro: Hai, Kuri-san ^_^
Kuri and Soujiro wander off down the road.
Several hours later.
Insane Robber: KYAAAAAAAAA! O_O Now I'm going to have to find someone else to Rob Insanely. I have NEVER been so HUMILIATED in my life! I wonder if anyone will take a naked Insane Robber seriously? ::hmmms:: I think I'll head for Kyoto next. Maybe I'll try robbing some policemen. Wouldn't THAT show them! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! ::laughs manically until he double over in a coughing fit:: c_c ::looks around to make sure no one saw him and the disappears back into Insane Robber-space.::
By Gabi (gabi@pinkfluffy.net)
You really need to read this fanfic first, to get the jokes in this edition of the Omake Box ^_^
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=424533
This is all meant in good fun ^_^.
INSANE ROBBER SCENARIO: KURI AND SOUJIRO
I'm sorry, that needed caps.
Kuri and Soujiro are wandering along the road to Kyoto (as they seem to spend a lot of time doing). Kuri is talking about something and Soujiro is pretending to listen (also very normal). Suddenly a guy dressed surprisingly like a certain red-haired rurouni jumps out from behind a tree and grabs Soujiro, putting a knife to his throat.
Guy: I am the INSANE ROBBER! Give me all your stuff or I shall slit this young boy's throat.
Kuri: ::eyes widen:: I'm not sure you know what you're getting into, Insane Robber-san.
Insane Robber: SILENCE! I am the INSANE ROBBER here. I don't need any advice from a little kid.
Kuri: T_T Little Kid?! Fine, do what ever you want, Insane Robber-baka.
Soujiro: Sumimasen, Insane Robber-san, but could you please let me go? We're in a hurry.
Kuri: In a hurry? What are you talking about? Kyoto is still four hundred miles away, Soujiro-kun.
Soujiro: Exactly. That's why we need to hurry.
Insane Robber: Are you IGNORING me!?
Kuri: I should have known. Soujiro no baka.
Soujiro: ::smiles pleasantly at Kuri::
Insane Robber: You ARE ignoring me!!! I, the INSANE ROBBER, refuse to let you make fun of me. I showed MERCY and offered you a choice, but you DEFY me! For your INSOLENCE I shall KILL this boy and then take all your stuff!
Kuri: ::blinkblink:: Riiiiight. You try that, Insane Robber-baka.
Here the Insane Robber makes as if to slit Soujiro's throat with his dagger. Soujiro dodges out of his arms and the catches the Insane Robber at the waist with his shoulder and hoists him up and over, neatly throwing him into a tree.
Kuri: ::shrugs:: I warned him.
Soujiro: ::to the now unconscious Insane Robber:: Sumimasen, Insane Robber- san, but I didn't really want to be killed today. I hope this doesn't inconvenience you ^_^
Kuri: ::sideways glance at Soujiro:: ¬_¬
Soujiro: ^_^
Kuri: ::glances at the unconscious Insane Robber then smacks her fist into an open palm:: Yes! Now we can take all his stuff!
Soujiro: Ano, Kuri-san, isn't that theft?
Kuri: Come on, Soujiro-kun. He's an Insane Robber. This stuff can't be his.
Soujiro shrugs and Kuri proceeds to loot the Insane Robber's pockets. She finds some lumpy tofu, and a ten ryou piece.
Kuri: Oh, I feel rich now. We can't even sell his clothes. They're so natty it looks like he's been wearing them for ten years. T_T Well, at least we can play a trick on him ::proceeds to swipe the Insane Robber's clothes:: I'm going to throw these in the first river we come to ::wrinkles her nose:: Come on Soujiro. We're in a hurry, remember?
Soujiro: Hai, Kuri-san ^_^
Kuri and Soujiro wander off down the road.
Several hours later.
Insane Robber: KYAAAAAAAAA! O_O Now I'm going to have to find someone else to Rob Insanely. I have NEVER been so HUMILIATED in my life! I wonder if anyone will take a naked Insane Robber seriously? ::hmmms:: I think I'll head for Kyoto next. Maybe I'll try robbing some policemen. Wouldn't THAT show them! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! ::laughs manically until he double over in a coughing fit:: c_c ::looks around to make sure no one saw him and the disappears back into Insane Robber-space.::
