Quatre-chan Is Interviewing Lucia!
By Lucia (Girl From The Blue Star)
QUATRE
(If you're wondering why I chose Quatre first it's because he's easiest)
Quatre: My question is, why are we always in your fics?
Lucia: There are a few reasons for that. One is that I like you guys, two is because I like to make fun of Wufei-san, three is because I like to yell at Duo, and four is because you guys are a whole lot easier to work with than Vegeta-sama.
Heero: She's afraid of Vegeta.
Duo: Shh! She'll know we're listening in!
Lucia: OUT! BOTH OF YOU!
*Duo and Heero leave*
Lucia: You, too, Trowa and Wufei.....
*Trowa and Wufei leave, too*
*long pause*
Quatre: Uh, okay. How come people think me and Trowa are gay?
Lucia: Y'know, I'm not sure. They're just sick. That's all there is to it, I suppose. You know how people are.
Quatre: Unfortunately, yes.
*pause*
Lucia: Well?
Quatre: What?
Duo: What?
Wufei: What?
Heero & Trowa: ......
Lucia: OUT! ALL OF YOU!!! *everyone, including Quatre, gets up to leave* Quatre, you stay here. *grabs Quatre by the back of his shirt collar and sits him down* next question? *munching on a brownie*
Quatre: Can I have a brownie?
Lucia: Sure. *gives Quatre a brownie and now they are both munching brownies*
Quatre: Okay. *nervous laugh* What exactly is up with that whole thing about you and Heero, anyway? *finishes brownie* I thought Heero was with- *Lucia stuffs a sock in his mouth*
Lucia: He doesn't like her anymore. He likes me. I have nothing to do with her sudden dissappearence, you understand? *Quatre nods vigerously* Good. *removes sock* Now, next question, please.
Quatre: Why do some people call me "Qua-chan"?
Lucia: Because it's a cute nickname.
*Duo and Wufei snicker*
Lucia: GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE DUO AND WUFEI!!!!
*Wufei leaves, Duo stays*
Lucia: Duo, leave before I erase your braid.
*Duo runs away quickly*
Quatre: How do you do that?
Lucia: It's all a matter of knowing what to say.
Quatre: Oh. Are you really afraid of Vegeta?
Lucia: No.
Quatre: Are you afraid of Heero?
Lucia: No. But I probably should be.
Quatre: Good point. Are you afraid of Hiro?
Lucia: Didn't you just ask me that?
Quatre: Wrong Hiro (Heero). Are you afraid of Ghaleon?
Lucia: No. Not at all.
Quatre: Nor should you be. Are you afraid of Lord Leo?
Lucia: A bit.
Quatre: Are you afraid of the dark?
Lucia: No. What kind of wimp do you think I am?
Quatre: *blush* Nevermind. Are you afraid of Ruby?
Lucia: No, not really no.
Quatre: Are you enjoying the soundtrack? *it's playing "Eternal Blue (Rondo- Light And Shadows)" from the Lunar 2 Eternal Blue COMPLETE soundtrack CD*
Lucia: Much, thank you.
Quatre: Are you afraid of Zophar?
Lucia: Uhhh.... Next question please!
Quatre: But you didn't- *is cut off by Lucia*
Lucia: Nor should I have to! I said, NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!
Duo: *snickers* *singing in a stupid voice* Lucia's afraid of Zophar, Lucia's afraid of Zophar..
Lucia: DUOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases Duo away and returns*
Quatre: Why do you hate Duo?
Lucia: Because he's annoying.. No, really, I don't hate him, but he's not supposed to be here. Yet. I've yet to get to him..... *evil grin*
Quatre: I didn't know you were capable of being so evil...
Lucia: This is fanfiction. Anything is possible.
Quatre: Oh. Why does everyone pick on me?
Lucia: Because you're so innocent and don't know jack **** about the real world.
Quatre: *jumps a little at the swear-word* Oh... I think that's about it.
Lucia: That's good. HEERO PUT THE GUN DOWN!
Heero: *begrudgingly puts gun down; he was aiming for Lucia's head; and leaves*
Lucia: You aren't getting rid of me that easily!
Wufei: *sarcastically* Everybody, head for the hills.
Lucia: That's enough now. Goodnight, Quatre.
Quatre: I'll see you tomarrow?
Lucia: Yeh when I go to see Heero...
Quatre: That's if he ever forgives you for doing this to us.
Lucia: Good point. I guess I'll be seein' ya'.
Quatre: Yeh. Good bye.
Lucia: Sayanora.
Quatre: *waves, then leaves*
Lucia: Oh, Duoooooooo.....
By Lucia (Girl From The Blue Star)
QUATRE
(If you're wondering why I chose Quatre first it's because he's easiest)
Quatre: My question is, why are we always in your fics?
Lucia: There are a few reasons for that. One is that I like you guys, two is because I like to make fun of Wufei-san, three is because I like to yell at Duo, and four is because you guys are a whole lot easier to work with than Vegeta-sama.
Heero: She's afraid of Vegeta.
Duo: Shh! She'll know we're listening in!
Lucia: OUT! BOTH OF YOU!
*Duo and Heero leave*
Lucia: You, too, Trowa and Wufei.....
*Trowa and Wufei leave, too*
*long pause*
Quatre: Uh, okay. How come people think me and Trowa are gay?
Lucia: Y'know, I'm not sure. They're just sick. That's all there is to it, I suppose. You know how people are.
Quatre: Unfortunately, yes.
*pause*
Lucia: Well?
Quatre: What?
Duo: What?
Wufei: What?
Heero & Trowa: ......
Lucia: OUT! ALL OF YOU!!! *everyone, including Quatre, gets up to leave* Quatre, you stay here. *grabs Quatre by the back of his shirt collar and sits him down* next question? *munching on a brownie*
Quatre: Can I have a brownie?
Lucia: Sure. *gives Quatre a brownie and now they are both munching brownies*
Quatre: Okay. *nervous laugh* What exactly is up with that whole thing about you and Heero, anyway? *finishes brownie* I thought Heero was with- *Lucia stuffs a sock in his mouth*
Lucia: He doesn't like her anymore. He likes me. I have nothing to do with her sudden dissappearence, you understand? *Quatre nods vigerously* Good. *removes sock* Now, next question, please.
Quatre: Why do some people call me "Qua-chan"?
Lucia: Because it's a cute nickname.
*Duo and Wufei snicker*
Lucia: GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE DUO AND WUFEI!!!!
*Wufei leaves, Duo stays*
Lucia: Duo, leave before I erase your braid.
*Duo runs away quickly*
Quatre: How do you do that?
Lucia: It's all a matter of knowing what to say.
Quatre: Oh. Are you really afraid of Vegeta?
Lucia: No.
Quatre: Are you afraid of Heero?
Lucia: No. But I probably should be.
Quatre: Good point. Are you afraid of Hiro?
Lucia: Didn't you just ask me that?
Quatre: Wrong Hiro (Heero). Are you afraid of Ghaleon?
Lucia: No. Not at all.
Quatre: Nor should you be. Are you afraid of Lord Leo?
Lucia: A bit.
Quatre: Are you afraid of the dark?
Lucia: No. What kind of wimp do you think I am?
Quatre: *blush* Nevermind. Are you afraid of Ruby?
Lucia: No, not really no.
Quatre: Are you enjoying the soundtrack? *it's playing "Eternal Blue (Rondo- Light And Shadows)" from the Lunar 2 Eternal Blue COMPLETE soundtrack CD*
Lucia: Much, thank you.
Quatre: Are you afraid of Zophar?
Lucia: Uhhh.... Next question please!
Quatre: But you didn't- *is cut off by Lucia*
Lucia: Nor should I have to! I said, NEXT QUESTION PLEASE!
Duo: *snickers* *singing in a stupid voice* Lucia's afraid of Zophar, Lucia's afraid of Zophar..
Lucia: DUOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases Duo away and returns*
Quatre: Why do you hate Duo?
Lucia: Because he's annoying.. No, really, I don't hate him, but he's not supposed to be here. Yet. I've yet to get to him..... *evil grin*
Quatre: I didn't know you were capable of being so evil...
Lucia: This is fanfiction. Anything is possible.
Quatre: Oh. Why does everyone pick on me?
Lucia: Because you're so innocent and don't know jack **** about the real world.
Quatre: *jumps a little at the swear-word* Oh... I think that's about it.
Lucia: That's good. HEERO PUT THE GUN DOWN!
Heero: *begrudgingly puts gun down; he was aiming for Lucia's head; and leaves*
Lucia: You aren't getting rid of me that easily!
Wufei: *sarcastically* Everybody, head for the hills.
Lucia: That's enough now. Goodnight, Quatre.
Quatre: I'll see you tomarrow?
Lucia: Yeh when I go to see Heero...
Quatre: That's if he ever forgives you for doing this to us.
Lucia: Good point. I guess I'll be seein' ya'.
Quatre: Yeh. Good bye.
Lucia: Sayanora.
Quatre: *waves, then leaves*
Lucia: Oh, Duoooooooo.....
