CH 7 ** Check out the crypt **

Walking down to the crypt, you notice an ember glowing in the dark. Holding up your machete, you approach Spike slowly. After witty banter, you begin fighting, and have pinned the blonde against the crypt wall, ready to take the last blow. He throws the cigarette in your face, giving you a nasty burn. But that isn't the least of your worries, for now he has your machete. With a kick in the ribs, he doubles you over, and pushes you to the ground. Before you know it, your throat is slit, blood pooling underneath you.

So much for being the slayer. Try again soon.