Oniona looked up to see a short fat blue-faced creature. He reminded Oniona of a catfish. He was wearing black robes and dark glasses. He also had what appeared to be a black cap covering his head with antenna coming out of it.
"Hello there." He said.
"Uh. . . Hi" Oniona said still lying in the grass.
"So your Oniona?" He asked circling her.
"Yea." She sat up with a bit of effort looking around. "Are you King Kaio?"
"Yes, I am! So, you want to be trained by me, do ya'? The great KING KAIO!?" King Kaio said emphasizing 'king'.
"Uh. Yea, that's the idea" She replied getting up with slight difficultly.
"Ok then." He said grinning widely, "If I'm to begin training you your first task is to get me to laugh!"
"WHAT?!"
"I hope you know some good jokes! I like jokes." His blue face continued to hold the wide smile.
"Oh boy." She muttered, and she thought a one million kilometer road was weird, he somehow reminded her of Kame-sama.
*******
Oniona had King Kaio right where she wanted him. She had him giggling like a giddy schoolgirl, and she was about to tell the dumbest joke she knew. "So. How many Kaios dose it take to change a light bulb?"
"Pfmt! How many?"
"One. To set it down, watch it and hope someone changes it."
"You'll, Heh, have to, Phmt, do better than . . . Tha.. HAHAHAHHA!!! HAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!" He fell over "HEHEHEHEHE! HOHOHO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oniona simply stood there. You'd have to be crazy to think that was funny, she didn't quite get it herself. Well, he did seam a little eccentric so far. She watched him roll in the grass for ten minutes, laughing.
"Heh heh heh. Alright! Alright! I'll train you! Heh heh heh." King Kaio continued between giggles getting up with a grin still on his face.
She smiled back. "Thank you." She bowed.
"Ok then! BUBBLES!!!" He shouted, suddenly a monkey came scurrying out of his hut.
"Hun?" Oniona asked in confusion. "What's with the monkey?"
"This is Bubbles! Your first training mission is for you to catch him." He said patting the brown monkey on the head, "If you can."
"Uh. . . Ok." She said looking down at Bubbles. She glanced at the brown ape with an evil grin.
"Now, GO!" King Kaio announced.
She jumped at the little monkey. Her face slammed into the ground. She suddenly realized just how slow she was in this new gravity.
"What the?!" She looked over her shoulder to see the monkey. He was dancing a little as if her were taunting her, "Why you little!" She got up and ran at him again grass and dirt on her face.
"Heh Heh. That'll keep her bussy for at least a month! Now I can catch up on my reading!" King Kaio said to himself. He got out a lawn chair from his home. Bubbles and Oniona zoomed past him as he unfolded it.
*SMACK*
"What?!" King Kaio droped his half set up chair, he looked over to see Bubbles struggling to get out of Oniona's grasp. She was clenching him tightly in her arms. Oniona was breathing incredibly hard. "Oh my! Nobody ever caught Bubbles in the first . . ." He looked at his watch. " Two minutes." King Kaio looked at her carefully for a moment. No one had caught Bubbles in the first month, let alone few minutes! King Kaio realized she had to be the one, she would be able to do the technique he'd developed so long ago. The Kaioken.
************
The air was sill, crisp and clean. The wind wasn't noticeable for the high mountain area. The night sky held only wisps of barely visible clouds. The moon full and white shown brightly in the night sky. Goku stood defiantly on a boulder looking down at his wife. His orange Gi was bright in the brilliant moonlight and his hair stood up in that unusual way as it always did. Chi Chi looked back with her arms crossed and her face had a slight grin on it. She wore a Gi similar to Goku's, in fact it had been Goku's old Gi, but she had decided she'd use it for her training. It hung loosely on her being about two sizes to big. Her black hair was in a tight bun on the back of her head, and the same two long locks hung in front of her ears.
Goku zanzokened in front of her and slammed his fist into Chi Chi's face. Her head flew backwards and her leg quickly swung around and jabbed into Goku's left side. Goku tried to doge the next blow to his stomach but wasn't able to move to the other side in time. Chi Chi's fist impacted with his abdomen. Goku went flying into a rocky wall on the mountain they were fighting on. His back screamed in pain as he rammed into the rocky face. Chi Chi stood in her spot watching as the rock face crumbled and covered her husband. Goku then shot out from the pile of boulders like a missle ramming Chi Chi at full speed with his shoulder. Chi Chi fell off the side of the cliff face. Goku cupped his hands by his side.
"KAAAMEEEEHAAAAMEEEE. . . HA!"
Chi Chi flew up in front of Goku to find a blue ball of energy waiting. Chi Chi's eyes went wide as the blast flew at her.
SHHHWWWA BOOM!
The blast echoed in the canons for half a minute. Piccolo surveyed the two fighting in the mountainous area his eyes closed only sensing with his mind what was going on from where he 'sat' floating in the air with his legs crossed. His heavy white cape barely moved in the unnoticeable wind. He didn't know that woman could fight. She had improved almost exponentially over the past six and a half months. She was also like Gohan, her Ki could almost increase tenfold if she were put under extreme pressure. Kidnapping Gohan had been a good way to keep those two training hard. He'd told them that he would tell them where Gohan was if they could defeat him. Gohan's power, for his age, was incredible. Piccolo looked at Chi Chi pounding away at Goku on a rocky wall.
"That woman is strange." Piccolo muttered, "I suppose I should help that idiot." and he shot downward and kicked Chi Chi in the chest.
************
Oniona concentrated as hard as she could. She raised her Ki to the level she required. The sound of her aura tingled the inside of her ears. The light made a light shadow appear behind the tree and car. She had failed five times so far.
"Sixth time's the charm, right?" She thought. "What am I saying?! I've said that three times now!"
King Kaio watched in his lawn chair with a bowel of popcorn. "You can do it Oniona!" He cheered, spilling kernels on the ground. Bubbles ate them without hesitation.
"Argh! I'm trying King Kaio! Could you at least let me concentrate on doing it?!" She said. He couldn't keep his mouth shut for two seconds.
"RIGHT! Sorry!"
She spread her legs apart and hunched her back again flexing her arms by her sides again. She raised her Ki some more. If she messed this technique up she could, well, explode, literally. She threw up her head "KAIOKEN!!!!" Her muscles bulged for a moment. The pain was excruciating. She felt as if she would explode any second. "I WILL NOT!" She thought. Her aura burst into a bright red color. She held on to it for six seconds before she blacked out. . .
She opened her eyes to see King Kaio looking down at her.
"You did it." He said after a few moments.
"I what?" She asked weakly. Looking at the fuzzy clouds in the sky near Snake way.
"You did the Kaioken."
"I . . . did?" She blinked a few times. Her eyesight becoming clearer.
"Yup! Although blacking out like that isn't part of the technique." He said laughing.
She sat up, it hurt her abdomen to do so, every muscle that moved hurt. She groaned getting up. "That felt as if I were going to rip out of my skin!"
"Interesting." King Kaio said, "I kind of wondered what it would be like."
"Whoa Whoa!" She said stopping him. "What do you mean you wonder?!"
"Hun? Oh! I have never actually executed the Kaioken." He laughed a little.
"WHAT!?" She screamed, falling on her back painfully, "You had me do a technique that could have killed me AND has never been done before?!?!?!!!"
"Well, yes." He smiled triumphantly.
She lay in the grass for a moment. "Oh Kami, this guys insane!"
"I'd say if you practice a little more you'd be able to do a Kaioken x2 in about a month or two." King Kaio said happily.
"Oh I can't wait!" She said sarcastically, she continued to lie in the grass for the rest of the day.
********
"Ok Oniona." King Kaio said walking up to her.
"Yea?" She asked in return stopping her workout.
"I think it's time for a little history on the Sayajins." King Kaio replied sitting in his lawn chair.
"Ok then" Oniona said sitting in the grass. "The more I know about the Sayajins the better chance I'll have against them!"
"Well then." King Kaio said staring into the sky as he talked. " Long ago on the planet Plant there were the Sayajins and the Tsufrujins. The Sayajins were barbaric, incredibly strong and clashed frequently with the Tsufrujins. The Tsufrujins were nowhere near the strength of the Sayajins, but their race had incredible technology. Most fights were equally matched. As the Sayajins got stronger the Tsufrujins technology got more advanced. That was, until the first full moon in one hundred years came. The full moon transformed the Sayajins into giant beasts! Their power now ten times their original, killed all the Tsufrujin race in one night!"
"Giant beasts?" Oniona gulped, "Ten times stronger? I think I'd better train harder."
********
"KAIOKEN x 2!!!!" She yelled. The pain of her muscles expanding under her skin was impossible to ignore now. She punched the air a few thousand times and began zanzokening around the small planet as fast as she possibly could. She needed more speed. She had been working on increasing her speed for the whole duration of her stay. She had easily hit Gregory with the mallet two weeks after she had caught Bubbles, that work had helped her speed up as well, but the Kaioken sped her up incredibly. Yet somehow she still felt she was going to be to slow. After 30 minutes she dropped down to Kaioken x 1. It was a relief to go down a notch. Finally after another hour of training for speed she dropped out of Kaiokken altogether. "Phew!" She wiped her brow exhausted.
"Oniona!" King Kaio's voice came from inside the small home. "I think your ready!"
"Cool! Uh. . . for what?" She called back.
"The Genki-Dama." He said walking out of his hut.
"The Genki-Dama?" She asked amazed, "Cool! What is it?"
"Only someone with a pure heart and a totally clear mind can use the Genki-Dama." King Kaio continued. "It takes a small amount of Ki energy form every living thing on a planet to aid in its creation. The life energy seeks out evil Ki and causes immense amounts of damage. When the energy is collected it can be enough to destroy the entire planet. This attack is very dangerous!" He turned his head toward Oniona.
"Right." She nodded.
"Hello there." He said.
"Uh. . . Hi" Oniona said still lying in the grass.
"So your Oniona?" He asked circling her.
"Yea." She sat up with a bit of effort looking around. "Are you King Kaio?"
"Yes, I am! So, you want to be trained by me, do ya'? The great KING KAIO!?" King Kaio said emphasizing 'king'.
"Uh. Yea, that's the idea" She replied getting up with slight difficultly.
"Ok then." He said grinning widely, "If I'm to begin training you your first task is to get me to laugh!"
"WHAT?!"
"I hope you know some good jokes! I like jokes." His blue face continued to hold the wide smile.
"Oh boy." She muttered, and she thought a one million kilometer road was weird, he somehow reminded her of Kame-sama.
*******
Oniona had King Kaio right where she wanted him. She had him giggling like a giddy schoolgirl, and she was about to tell the dumbest joke she knew. "So. How many Kaios dose it take to change a light bulb?"
"Pfmt! How many?"
"One. To set it down, watch it and hope someone changes it."
"You'll, Heh, have to, Phmt, do better than . . . Tha.. HAHAHAHHA!!! HAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!" He fell over "HEHEHEHEHE! HOHOHO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oniona simply stood there. You'd have to be crazy to think that was funny, she didn't quite get it herself. Well, he did seam a little eccentric so far. She watched him roll in the grass for ten minutes, laughing.
"Heh heh heh. Alright! Alright! I'll train you! Heh heh heh." King Kaio continued between giggles getting up with a grin still on his face.
She smiled back. "Thank you." She bowed.
"Ok then! BUBBLES!!!" He shouted, suddenly a monkey came scurrying out of his hut.
"Hun?" Oniona asked in confusion. "What's with the monkey?"
"This is Bubbles! Your first training mission is for you to catch him." He said patting the brown monkey on the head, "If you can."
"Uh. . . Ok." She said looking down at Bubbles. She glanced at the brown ape with an evil grin.
"Now, GO!" King Kaio announced.
She jumped at the little monkey. Her face slammed into the ground. She suddenly realized just how slow she was in this new gravity.
"What the?!" She looked over her shoulder to see the monkey. He was dancing a little as if her were taunting her, "Why you little!" She got up and ran at him again grass and dirt on her face.
"Heh Heh. That'll keep her bussy for at least a month! Now I can catch up on my reading!" King Kaio said to himself. He got out a lawn chair from his home. Bubbles and Oniona zoomed past him as he unfolded it.
*SMACK*
"What?!" King Kaio droped his half set up chair, he looked over to see Bubbles struggling to get out of Oniona's grasp. She was clenching him tightly in her arms. Oniona was breathing incredibly hard. "Oh my! Nobody ever caught Bubbles in the first . . ." He looked at his watch. " Two minutes." King Kaio looked at her carefully for a moment. No one had caught Bubbles in the first month, let alone few minutes! King Kaio realized she had to be the one, she would be able to do the technique he'd developed so long ago. The Kaioken.
************
The air was sill, crisp and clean. The wind wasn't noticeable for the high mountain area. The night sky held only wisps of barely visible clouds. The moon full and white shown brightly in the night sky. Goku stood defiantly on a boulder looking down at his wife. His orange Gi was bright in the brilliant moonlight and his hair stood up in that unusual way as it always did. Chi Chi looked back with her arms crossed and her face had a slight grin on it. She wore a Gi similar to Goku's, in fact it had been Goku's old Gi, but she had decided she'd use it for her training. It hung loosely on her being about two sizes to big. Her black hair was in a tight bun on the back of her head, and the same two long locks hung in front of her ears.
Goku zanzokened in front of her and slammed his fist into Chi Chi's face. Her head flew backwards and her leg quickly swung around and jabbed into Goku's left side. Goku tried to doge the next blow to his stomach but wasn't able to move to the other side in time. Chi Chi's fist impacted with his abdomen. Goku went flying into a rocky wall on the mountain they were fighting on. His back screamed in pain as he rammed into the rocky face. Chi Chi stood in her spot watching as the rock face crumbled and covered her husband. Goku then shot out from the pile of boulders like a missle ramming Chi Chi at full speed with his shoulder. Chi Chi fell off the side of the cliff face. Goku cupped his hands by his side.
"KAAAMEEEEHAAAAMEEEE. . . HA!"
Chi Chi flew up in front of Goku to find a blue ball of energy waiting. Chi Chi's eyes went wide as the blast flew at her.
SHHHWWWA BOOM!
The blast echoed in the canons for half a minute. Piccolo surveyed the two fighting in the mountainous area his eyes closed only sensing with his mind what was going on from where he 'sat' floating in the air with his legs crossed. His heavy white cape barely moved in the unnoticeable wind. He didn't know that woman could fight. She had improved almost exponentially over the past six and a half months. She was also like Gohan, her Ki could almost increase tenfold if she were put under extreme pressure. Kidnapping Gohan had been a good way to keep those two training hard. He'd told them that he would tell them where Gohan was if they could defeat him. Gohan's power, for his age, was incredible. Piccolo looked at Chi Chi pounding away at Goku on a rocky wall.
"That woman is strange." Piccolo muttered, "I suppose I should help that idiot." and he shot downward and kicked Chi Chi in the chest.
************
Oniona concentrated as hard as she could. She raised her Ki to the level she required. The sound of her aura tingled the inside of her ears. The light made a light shadow appear behind the tree and car. She had failed five times so far.
"Sixth time's the charm, right?" She thought. "What am I saying?! I've said that three times now!"
King Kaio watched in his lawn chair with a bowel of popcorn. "You can do it Oniona!" He cheered, spilling kernels on the ground. Bubbles ate them without hesitation.
"Argh! I'm trying King Kaio! Could you at least let me concentrate on doing it?!" She said. He couldn't keep his mouth shut for two seconds.
"RIGHT! Sorry!"
She spread her legs apart and hunched her back again flexing her arms by her sides again. She raised her Ki some more. If she messed this technique up she could, well, explode, literally. She threw up her head "KAIOKEN!!!!" Her muscles bulged for a moment. The pain was excruciating. She felt as if she would explode any second. "I WILL NOT!" She thought. Her aura burst into a bright red color. She held on to it for six seconds before she blacked out. . .
She opened her eyes to see King Kaio looking down at her.
"You did it." He said after a few moments.
"I what?" She asked weakly. Looking at the fuzzy clouds in the sky near Snake way.
"You did the Kaioken."
"I . . . did?" She blinked a few times. Her eyesight becoming clearer.
"Yup! Although blacking out like that isn't part of the technique." He said laughing.
She sat up, it hurt her abdomen to do so, every muscle that moved hurt. She groaned getting up. "That felt as if I were going to rip out of my skin!"
"Interesting." King Kaio said, "I kind of wondered what it would be like."
"Whoa Whoa!" She said stopping him. "What do you mean you wonder?!"
"Hun? Oh! I have never actually executed the Kaioken." He laughed a little.
"WHAT!?" She screamed, falling on her back painfully, "You had me do a technique that could have killed me AND has never been done before?!?!?!!!"
"Well, yes." He smiled triumphantly.
She lay in the grass for a moment. "Oh Kami, this guys insane!"
"I'd say if you practice a little more you'd be able to do a Kaioken x2 in about a month or two." King Kaio said happily.
"Oh I can't wait!" She said sarcastically, she continued to lie in the grass for the rest of the day.
********
"Ok Oniona." King Kaio said walking up to her.
"Yea?" She asked in return stopping her workout.
"I think it's time for a little history on the Sayajins." King Kaio replied sitting in his lawn chair.
"Ok then" Oniona said sitting in the grass. "The more I know about the Sayajins the better chance I'll have against them!"
"Well then." King Kaio said staring into the sky as he talked. " Long ago on the planet Plant there were the Sayajins and the Tsufrujins. The Sayajins were barbaric, incredibly strong and clashed frequently with the Tsufrujins. The Tsufrujins were nowhere near the strength of the Sayajins, but their race had incredible technology. Most fights were equally matched. As the Sayajins got stronger the Tsufrujins technology got more advanced. That was, until the first full moon in one hundred years came. The full moon transformed the Sayajins into giant beasts! Their power now ten times their original, killed all the Tsufrujin race in one night!"
"Giant beasts?" Oniona gulped, "Ten times stronger? I think I'd better train harder."
********
"KAIOKEN x 2!!!!" She yelled. The pain of her muscles expanding under her skin was impossible to ignore now. She punched the air a few thousand times and began zanzokening around the small planet as fast as she possibly could. She needed more speed. She had been working on increasing her speed for the whole duration of her stay. She had easily hit Gregory with the mallet two weeks after she had caught Bubbles, that work had helped her speed up as well, but the Kaioken sped her up incredibly. Yet somehow she still felt she was going to be to slow. After 30 minutes she dropped down to Kaioken x 1. It was a relief to go down a notch. Finally after another hour of training for speed she dropped out of Kaiokken altogether. "Phew!" She wiped her brow exhausted.
"Oniona!" King Kaio's voice came from inside the small home. "I think your ready!"
"Cool! Uh. . . for what?" She called back.
"The Genki-Dama." He said walking out of his hut.
"The Genki-Dama?" She asked amazed, "Cool! What is it?"
"Only someone with a pure heart and a totally clear mind can use the Genki-Dama." King Kaio continued. "It takes a small amount of Ki energy form every living thing on a planet to aid in its creation. The life energy seeks out evil Ki and causes immense amounts of damage. When the energy is collected it can be enough to destroy the entire planet. This attack is very dangerous!" He turned his head toward Oniona.
"Right." She nodded.
