Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing (Sunrise, Ban Dai, ANB & the Sotsu Agency do), the Final Fantasy series (Square Electronic Arts & SquareSoft do), or anything else for that matter. Except for the fic. That was my idea, and my idea alone.

Author's Notes: I knew that I had to tally up the votes for this sooner or later, but I decided to add a little something to this. So, if you're reading this, I hope you'll like it. If you're don't, well, that's just you. Enjoy!

You Choose the Ending: A Gundam Wedding…Or Is It?

The Winner's Show

(Audience cheers, as Southern Shinigami arrives on the stage)

Double S: Welcome, everyone, to the Winners Edition of the first-ever "You Choose The Ending"! Now, I know it's been awhile since I brought you the opening story and the four endings to choose from, but now I'm ready to bring you the winning ending, of "A Gundam Wedding…Or Is It?"!

(Audience cheers in glee)

Double S: Now, let me introduce my two co-hosts. First, he's the pilot of Deathscythe, the God of Death, himself, Duo Maxwell!!!

(Women scream and cheer, as Duo comes out and acknowledges the crowd)

Duo: Thank you! Thank you! I love you, too!

Double S: And my other co-host, the former Oz soldier, herself, the beautiful Hilde Schikeber!

(Hilde comes out to cheers, not as loud as Duo's, though)

Hilde: Thanks for having me here, Double S!

Double S: No problem, Hilde. Now, before we get to the big moment, let's review the story and the endings that we have. Shall we, Duo?

Duo: Sure thing, Double S. First, we have the main story. Relena Darlian is getting ready for her wedding to her fiancee', Seifer Almasy, and the rest of the Mobile Suit Senshi, being the Gundam pilots, Hilde, Noin, Dorothy, Mariemaia, Zechs, Lady Une, and Catherine, disapprove of the marriage, simply because, he's a jerk. Meanwhile, Heero Yuy was not going to the wedding, until Chang Wufei convinced him, as only Wufei can, to go and do something about it. Heero decides to go, and do what he can to stop Relena from marrying him.

Hilde: Meanwhile, Relena asks Noin and Dorothy what she should do, though they weren't very much help. Finally, as Relena begins to walk down the aisle, Heero shows up, just at the last minute, forcing Relena to choose what plan of action to take, and costing Zechs twenty bucks to Trowa. They bet on when Heero was going to show up. Anyway, just as Duo, the minister for the ceremony, says "Let them speak now, or forever hold your peace.", the main story ends, and the endings began.

Double S: We'll get to the endings soon, but first, these commercials. Hey, we gotta pay the bills somehow, right? We'll be back, after this!

(Commercial opens with Trowa Barton near his bathroom mirror)

Trowa: Hello, I'm known as Trowa Barton. As the co-star of Gundam Wing, I'm asked a lot of questions. The question I'm asked the most is "Trowa, how do you get your hair to be so shiny and gravity-defying?". Well, friends, it's simple. I take excellent care of my hair by using (opens up bathroom mirror door to reveal hair products) "Golden Lotus" Hair products.

(Shows a can of Golden Lotus Hair Gel)

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Duo: So, that's how Trowa gets his hair like that. I knew it had to be some(Notices that he's back on the air) Oh, hey! We're back! Now, let's get to those endings, right Double S?

Double S: …Whatever. The first ending was where Relena decided not to marry either Heero or Seifer, and then she ran off, or rather drove off in Heero's car.

Duo: The second ending was where Heero decided not to interfere in the wedding, and let Relena marry Seifer, much to the dismay of the Mobile Suit Senshi. Heero left at the end of the wedding, sadly, almost in tears.

Hilde: The third ending, which was highly protested by Kushinada Kaede, was where Relena decided not to marry Seifer or Heero, but to confess her love for, of all people, Dorothy Catalonia! She, then, fled the chapel with Dorothy and, her boyfriend, Quatre Raberba Winner.

Duo: The fourth, and final ending was where Relena told Seifer that she couldn't marry him, because she loved Heero. Relena and Heero got married, two months later.

Double S: This leads us into today. Why? Because the voting has been done, and we're going to announce a winner! (audience cheers) And now, without further adieu-

Hilde (interrupting Double S): Hey, Double S. Did you vote on this story?

Double S: Um...well…you see…uh…what had happened was…

Duo: You didn't vote, did you?

Double S: No.

Hilde: Well, don't you think you should?

Double S: I don't know. I mean, I am the author of the damn thing. Should I vote?

Duo: Well, why not? Even though you ARE the author, what's your favorite ending?

Double S: Well, I am kinda partial to Ending #3.

Duo: Well, vote for it!

Double S: I can't! I'm the author!

Hilde: So what? If you're the author, then doesn't that mean you can make the rules?

(Double S scratches his head and thinks for a minute.)

Double S: Oh yeah, I can. You know what? I think I will vote! Excuse me. (runs off-stage to vote, then runs back) Well, now that I've voted, they have to re-count the votes. So, we'll have to wait for awhile.

Hilde: Great, just great. So, what are we gonna do?

Double S: Don't worry. I planned for something like this. We'll just do an interview.

Duo: With who?

Double S: The cast of my next story, which happens to be the cast of…Final Fantasy VIII!

Duo: You don't mean-

Double S: Yes, that's right. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome from Balamb Garden, Squall Leonhart, Rinoa Heartilly, Zell Dincht, Selphie Tilmitt, Irvine Kinneas, and Quistis Trepe!

(audience cheers as Final Fantasy VIII cast members come on stage, and sit down on the couch)

Double S: Welcome to the show, you guys.

Squall: Thanks for having us.

Double S: So, what have you guys been doing since Final Fantasy VIII ended?

Squall: Well, we've mostly been in Fan Fiction stories on different sites around the Internet. I mean, there isn't much work for mercenaries whose only mission was to defeat the sorceress, and since we've defeated Edea, Adel, and Ultimecia, well, we've been kinda taking things easy.

Double S: Cool. So, Zell, whatever happened between you and that library girl?

Zell: Well, we dated for three months, and unfortunately, I caught her cheating on me.

(Audience goes "Awwwww")

Double S: Damn buddy. Who was it? Joker? One of the Trepies?

Zell: Actually, it was Nida.

Audience: NIDA?!?! DAMN!!

Zell: Yep. Nida. (gets visibly shaken) I…can't…believe…it…

Double S: Uh…let's get off that subject. (turns attention to Quistis) Quistis, with your fine self.

Quistis: Thank you, Southern Shinigami.

Double S: So, I heard that you recently appeared in a magazine. Is that true, Ms. Trepe?

Quistis: Yes, it is. I did an issue for Girl Next Door. I was a centerfold, you know.

Duo: I wouldn't doubt it. Hey Irvine, aren't you a subscriber to that magazine?

Irvine: No.

Zell: That's a lie. You lent your most recent issue two days ago.

Irvine: (under his breath) Shut up, Zell.

Selphie (visibly angry): Oh, he did, did he?

Irvine: Um…ah…you see…what had happened was…

Hilde (sensing the end of Irvine Kinneas): Selphie! I hear you're appearing in a new game from Square Soft, is that true?

Selphie(turning attention to Double S): Yeah, I'm gonna be in "Kingdom Hearts" , the new game for the Playstation. But, the role is a cameo, and there'll be other Final Fantasy stars in it, as well. How did you know about it?

Double S: It pays to read Electronic Gaming Monthly, the best video game magazine in the world. Gamepro ain't shit. (turns attention to Irvine) So Irvine, you recently did a country album. When will that be released?

Irvine: It'll be out in two weeks. I don't expect it to be Number 1, but it'll be pretty good.

Hilde: Now, Rinoa, what have you been up to, lately?

Rinoa: Not much. I've basically been behind the scenes with the others on their projects. I don't really have any big plans, as of yet.

Squall: And that's how it should be.

Rinoa: (looking angry at Squall) Excuse me?

Squall: You're a sorceress! People are afraid of you. They aren't sure about hiring a sorceress.

Rinoa: And your point is?

Duo: Squall, There's something I gotta ask you. What is it with you and your beef against Heero Yuy?

Squall: Look, it's plain and simple. Heero's an idiot, okay? Basically, a male diva. Everything has to be his way, or it doesn't happen. I mean, who in the hell does he think he is? Super Mario? Link? Sonic the Hedgehog? Crash Bandicoot? Pikachu?

(suddenly, Heero crashes into the room, and points a gun at Squall)

Heero: You'll die for that remark. No one compares me to Pikachu and lives!

Squall (takes out gunblade): Come and get me!

(Squall and Heero almost start fighting, but get separated by members of their respected cast. Heero, by Trowa, Quatre, Zechs, and Wufei, and Squall, by Zell, Irvine, Seifer, and Cid)

Trowa (to Double S): You might wanna go to a commercial, now.

Double S: Oh yeah. Good idea. We'll be back, after this. (talks on walkie talkie) SECURITY!!

(commercial begins at the desk of the president of Funimation, Inc.)

President of Funimation: Hello viewers. I'm the president of Funimation, Inc. Now, recently, there's been a lot of hate mail coming into the mail boxes, here at Funimation. A lot of it having to do with Dragonball and Dragonball Z. So, now, I've taken out this time to address those letters.

First question: Why were there only twenty-five episodes of Dragonball, you stupid mother#@!$%&*?

Answer: Well, respected viewers, we wanted to see just how well Dragonball would do. We weren't sure if you folks would watch it or not. But now, after seeing just how much you honorable people love your Dragonball, more episodes will be arriving soon(cheesy, yet sleazy, smile)

Second question: How long will we have to wait for more Dragonball, you dumb son of $&@%!?

Answer: Um…well…I'll let you, the beautiful people, know when more are on the way. (calls to producer) Hey, can we stop with the expletives, okay? This is only a commercial, not Cinemax!

Producer: Sorry about that. It won't happen again.

Third question: What's up with the Dragonball Z episodes? We know the series is almost over, so why the waiting?

Answer: The people that work on the dubbing, and the edits are very slow at what they do. It'll definitely take awhile. We have highly paid professionals who do this for a living, who are trying to get it right for everyone. (flashes another smile)

Fourth question: What's up with the dubbing for DBZ? You could've kept the original music and translated some of the original dialogue.

Answer: While this is true, it probably wouldn't be the same Dragonball Z you all know and love, now would it? (sleazy look)

Producer: (mumbling) No, it would be better.

President of Funimation: (looks at producer) What did you say?

Producer: Nothing! Sorry.

Fifth and final question: Will you put out Dragonball GT?

Answer: Yes, we will. After we finish with Dragonball Z. Don't worry. We will finish the entire Dragonball story! (winks and smiles)

Producer: (mumbles again) It was already finished from the start.

President of Funimation: (looks at producer) You say something?

Producer: Nope! Not me!

President of Funimation: Well, there you have it. Your questions have, all, been answered. I hope this will end all of the hate mail being sent here. If there's any more questions, you do know where to send them. Thank you, and good day! (thinks camera's off) I hope that satisfied those punks. Those little snot-nosed brats don't know a damn thing. (looks at producer) The truth is, that we have all of those episodes done already, but none of them come out until I say they do.

Producer: Well, that doesn't seem fair.

President of Funimation: You think I care about what's fair? Hell no! I care about a profit, and if people tune in to see if we started new episodes every day, I make more money! Ha ha ha ha ha !!!! (looks at camera) Hey, what does that red light, on the camera, mean?

Producer: It means that were still on the air.

President of Funimation: Uh oh. That's not a good thing, huh?

Producer: Nope. You just told the truth to everyone watching.

President: Oops. Well…go turn off the camera!

Producer: Oh, yeah! (turns off camera)

(Show returns with Southern Shinigami, and the casts of Gundam Wing and Final Fantasy VIII, both minus Heero Yuy and Squall Leonhart, hiding under Double S's desk with loud explosions in the background)

Double S: That son of a bitch is gonna get his by all of those fans of DBZ. (BANG!!)

Hilde: He sure is.(BOOM!!)

Duo: Well, look at it this way. At least Sunrise dubbed us perfectly and kept the original music.(KA-POW!!)

Double S: With the exception of not using the opening and closing sequences. (notices that the show is back on) Oh hey! We're back. If you're wondering why we're hiding under a desk, it's because World Wars 3-7 are going on between Heero and Squall.(ZAP!!)

Zell: Oh yeah! (takes envelope from out of pocket) Double S, this is for you.(hands envelope to Double S)(CRASH!!)

Double S: What is it?(KA-BOOM!!)

Zell: Don't know. One of your producers gave it to me before we hid.(BLAST!!)

Double S: (opens envelope) Hey! It's the final voting tally! (WHOOSH!!!)

Quistis: So, there's a winner for the poll? (POW!!)

Double S: Yes, my dear Quistis. Here are the final tallies. Oh yeah, thanks to all of you that voted. Here are the tallies: Ending #1 & Ending #2 got tied for third place with 2 votes. Ending #3 ended up with 5 votes, which means the winner of the first "You Pick The Ending: A Gundam Wedding…Or Is It" is…ENDING #4 in first place, with 12 votes!(CRASH!!)

(both casts clap and applaud) (KA-BOOM!!)

Double S: Well, that's the end of the special. Thanks for reading this one. Tell me what you thought of it, please. (BANG!!) Meanwhile, we've gotta figure out a way to get out of here. So, until next time, keep on reading and reviewing and everyone…

Everyone hiding under the table: HAVE A NICE DAY!! (KA-BOOM!!) LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!

(Double S, the cast of Gundam Wing and the cast of Final Fantasy VIII leave from the desk and make a break for the door, leaving Heero and Squall to kick each other's ass)

THE END