RAPUNZEL'S WIG OR
THE NARRATOR'S MISTAKE
Once upon a time, there was a girl with long hair. She was locked up in a castle, and her name was Rapunzel.
"Wait wait WAIT!" said the narrator. "What's with the long hair? Rapunzel, Rapunzel, don't you want one of those cool mohawks or something like that? Barber, come hither! Give Rapunzel a decent haircut."
"Okay, Jack," said the barber as he started to shave Rapunzel's head.
"Oh no I forgot. Rapunzel's hair is supposed to be long," said the narrator. "I know! I'll get you one of those wigs that are fifty percent off at the store. Okay. Start again."
Once upon a time there was girl with long hair. She was locked up in a castle, and her name was Rapunzel. One day a fifty-year old prince came to rescue Rapunzel. He said, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair."
Rapunzel did with disastrous results.
"My wig!" she cried.
"Hey! You're one of them punks," yelled the Prince. "Hey! Where's my false teeth?" he cried, as he retrieved them from a briar patch. "You darn punk. I'm getting out of here," he said as he bounded down the road to date Cinderella.
Rapunzel never did get out of that castle.
THE END
