Disclaimer: Hell, what is you people's problem i'm poor. . .do you reall think i own this show? HELL NO!

Goddess: Ummm. . .this came to me after reading one of Shinigami no Kamikaze's fics. . .(they're really funny) I hope she doesn kill me for taking her idea.. . .please please don't kill me!


The Many Meanings of Justice
By, Goddess Shinigami (idea from Shinigami no Kamikaze)


~Far far away on some distant local acess channel. . .~

*Duo walks into a room full of cardboard people sitting in studio seats.*

"HEY, I thought this was a live taping."

"It is,no one wanted to come so were computer imaging in to audience."

"Ok, whatever you say producer lady."

"Now, in 5. . .4. . .3 . . .(2). . .(1)."

"Hi and welcome to the Duo Maxwell show. Today we will be talking about Chang Wufei's many usages of the word Justice."

*a fake cheer comes from the speakers by the crowd*

"Now, the word Justice only means one thing to us. What that is I do not know, but I will kindly tell you what it means to Wu-butt. For Example:

There's no justice: Wufei has just walked in on Quatre crying over Fried Green Tomatoes.

(chanting) Justice, Justice, Justice: He's doing imagination exercises in which the world is cleared of all the weak onnas.

(singing) JUSTICE, JUSTICE, JUSTICE FIGHTER!: He's singing in the shower again and you should go and flush the toilet so that he gets burned to stop this horrible racket.

Where is the Justice?: No one is listening to him and if someone doesn't soon he'll probably start singing again.

WHERE IS THE JUSTICE: you haven't been listening to him rant at all today and he is threating to start singing again if you cannot repeat the last 47 words he has said. (Running would be a good way out of this.)

JUSTICE. . . .JUSTICE. . . .JUSTICE. . .FIGHTER!: He has succeded in catching up to you to make you listen to him sing, but has run out of breath and has left you another chance to run.

grrr. . .justice. . ..stupid onna . . .no justice: has just come across Sally Po piloting her mobile suit and has gotten his moody ass kicked because he was only on his motorcycle.

JUSTICE!: has seen someone getting a ticket for jay walking and is elated by this display of "justice" and runs over to shake the police officer's hand.


Grrrr. . .no JUSTICE: He hasn't seen a decent display of what he calls justice all day and- Oh hi Wufei. . .

*Wufei walks into the studio*

"WHERE IS THE JUSTICE IN THIS?"

*he promply walks back out of the studio*

See now that ment that he was very annoyind with me and that he was going to find a gun to shoot me with. Now on to our next phrase.

*whispers to someone off stage*

Well, it seems as if the only other phrase we have is weak onna. Ummm. . .lemme think . . .

GOD DAMNED WEAK ONNA!: Is yelling at someone who has just touched his precious Gundam. . .Now he's going to have to wax it ten more times just for that one finger print.

Weak onna: has just bumped into Sally Po again. . .this is said while checking her out and blowing her off at the same time. . .

(muttering) weak onnas: Has walked by all the other pilots realaxing watching some tv. . .which happens to be a chick flick. . .

Now, when the two phrases are combined there is a completly different meaning:

THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THOSE WEAK ONNAS: Has just found out that it is not safe to screw your gundams and is going into withdraw after only a couple hours. Muttering things under his breath about how it should be ok. . .that they don't get time to screw anything else. . .those stupid scientists have screwed up again. . .

Weak onna, you have no since of Justice: Is muttering to me while I french braid his hair with pink ribbons.


I did that once it was really fun. . .*smiles* Well that's all for today kids, we'll be back next week with an entirely new idea. . .*evil grin* Buh Bye now.


~OWARI~


Ok that soo- sucked. . .It wasn't funny at all. . .I shouldn;t have even tried. . .we will have more episodes of the Duo Maxwell show soon. . .PLEASE R&R. . .. C&C BEGGED FOR. .