Disclaimer: Hell, what is you people's problem i'm poor. . .do you really think i own this show? HELL NO!
Spandex and it's Many Uses
By, Goddess Shinigami
~Far far away on some distant local access channel. . .~
*Duo walks into a room full of cardboard people sitting in studio seats.*
"Didn't they find anyone to come and watch the show?"
"Nope, but your on in about five seconds."
*Duo takes a quick look in the mirrior straightening his braid*
"And your on, Duo."
"Today on the Duo Maxwell Show we'll will be discussing the many uses of spandex with my special guest Heero Yuy. Come on out Heero."
*Heero walks out wearing his trademark spandex shorts and green tank top*
"Please have a seat, Heero."
"Hn. . ."
"Now, I understand that you have been sporting the aforementiond spandex for quite sometime. Do you have more than one pair?"
"No."
*a gasp from the fake audience.*
"Do you wash them?"
"Of course."
"Anyway, Heero, Why do you wear spandex."
"Hn. . ."
"Ummm. . .Thants not an answer."
"Because, they don't get in the way."
"OK, is there anything else you would like to say to us about spandex, Heero?"
"There is no need for underware, but of course, I wear them."
*nervous giggles from the fake audience*
"Oh I see."
*picks up a stack of letter from beside his chair.*
"These uses of spandex have been sent in from people like you all across the county.
Little Johnny Ross says: spandex makes for a great super hero costume and it never falls apart.
*shuffles the stack and pick out another one*
Elema Mae Patterson says: Spandex is great for wrapping food that's going in the freezer. . .your food will never get freezer burn again.
"That woman must be whacked."
"Yes, Heero she is and now to our next letter."
Little Susie Robinson says: spandex is great for storing Barbie dolls. My dog never gets a hold of them now.
*awwww coming from the still fake audience*
"What is these people's problem. Spandex isn't posed to be used like this."
*The word injustice is heard from offstand and Heero stomps offstage joining the "Justice Fighter" to complain about the show.*
"Well, our special guest has apparently left for the moment. He'll regret that."
*picks up last letter and reads over it before looking up at the audience eye's bulging. Heero was sitting smack dab in the middle holding up a cardboard Duo."
"Ummm. . .I have to end the show now. tune in next time for many more odd happenings."
*Duo ran off the stage and into the audience to ring Heero's neck.*
*The camera close uped on the now discarded letter. It read: Spandex can also be used to keep certain someones out of your pants. Yes they can be that tight. Unfortunatly, they leave nothing to the imagination. So they can be used as a torture device also. Signed: Look in the Crowd.*
*the Producer walks on stage*
"I wonder what twisted his panties?"
*the credits roll*
~OWARI~
ok that sucked too, but feel free to email me with ideas i love ideas. . .anyway R&R C&C BEGGED FOR!
Spandex and it's Many Uses
By, Goddess Shinigami
~Far far away on some distant local access channel. . .~
*Duo walks into a room full of cardboard people sitting in studio seats.*
"Didn't they find anyone to come and watch the show?"
"Nope, but your on in about five seconds."
*Duo takes a quick look in the mirrior straightening his braid*
"And your on, Duo."
"Today on the Duo Maxwell Show we'll will be discussing the many uses of spandex with my special guest Heero Yuy. Come on out Heero."
*Heero walks out wearing his trademark spandex shorts and green tank top*
"Please have a seat, Heero."
"Hn. . ."
"Now, I understand that you have been sporting the aforementiond spandex for quite sometime. Do you have more than one pair?"
"No."
*a gasp from the fake audience.*
"Do you wash them?"
"Of course."
"Anyway, Heero, Why do you wear spandex."
"Hn. . ."
"Ummm. . .Thants not an answer."
"Because, they don't get in the way."
"OK, is there anything else you would like to say to us about spandex, Heero?"
"There is no need for underware, but of course, I wear them."
*nervous giggles from the fake audience*
"Oh I see."
*picks up a stack of letter from beside his chair.*
"These uses of spandex have been sent in from people like you all across the county.
Little Johnny Ross says: spandex makes for a great super hero costume and it never falls apart.
*shuffles the stack and pick out another one*
Elema Mae Patterson says: Spandex is great for wrapping food that's going in the freezer. . .your food will never get freezer burn again.
"That woman must be whacked."
"Yes, Heero she is and now to our next letter."
Little Susie Robinson says: spandex is great for storing Barbie dolls. My dog never gets a hold of them now.
*awwww coming from the still fake audience*
"What is these people's problem. Spandex isn't posed to be used like this."
*The word injustice is heard from offstand and Heero stomps offstage joining the "Justice Fighter" to complain about the show.*
"Well, our special guest has apparently left for the moment. He'll regret that."
*picks up last letter and reads over it before looking up at the audience eye's bulging. Heero was sitting smack dab in the middle holding up a cardboard Duo."
"Ummm. . .I have to end the show now. tune in next time for many more odd happenings."
*Duo ran off the stage and into the audience to ring Heero's neck.*
*The camera close uped on the now discarded letter. It read: Spandex can also be used to keep certain someones out of your pants. Yes they can be that tight. Unfortunatly, they leave nothing to the imagination. So they can be used as a torture device also. Signed: Look in the Crowd.*
*the Producer walks on stage*
"I wonder what twisted his panties?"
*the credits roll*
~OWARI~
ok that sucked too, but feel free to email me with ideas i love ideas. . .anyway R&R C&C BEGGED FOR!
