Disclamer: I own the show. . .i do not however own the G-wing boys and the accompaning accessories. . .

Hair Spray, Hair Gel, & Mousse
By, Goddess Shinigami

~Far far away on some distant local access channel. . .~

*Duo walks into an empty studio except for the Justice Fighter and Spandex Boy his new sidekick*

"Come on! The cardboard people were better than them!"

"Well, we would have time to discuss this if you didn't always come in so late! You have five seconds till air!"

"Look, lady, my hair takes some time to get this way. I have to look good for my public ya know!"

*producer rolls her eyes*

"Your on, Duo!"

"Today on the Duo Maxwell Show we will be talking to my special guest Trowa Barton about his. . .unique hairstyle. We all know that there is a mystery about how his hair stays that way. Well, we're going to find out. Come on out Trowa."

*Trowa walks out on stage and sits down. Everyone notices his fly is down, but no one tells him.*

*giggles* "Now, Trowa. How long have you been sporting this lovely do?"

"Since pu-uh since I was about five."

"Have you ever told anyone the secret to your hairstyle?"

"Quatre knows."

"I see. Quatre I'm going to have to talk with you about this later. i can't believe you didn't tell me."

*giggles coming from offstage*

"Anyway, do you use a special kind of brush to achieve this style. I mean I know I have to use a especially stong one to get through this hair."

*the producer rolls her eyes and Spandex Boy and Justice fighter both snort indignantly*

"No, not really. It doesn't matter."

"Oh. What about hair spray?"

"Umm no no hairspray."

*more giggles from offstage*

"Mousse? I personally have never used that stuff in my life. . .too icky."

"No, mousse isn't my thing."

*more giggles coming from Quatre offstage. Justice Fighter and Spandex boy shoot him a Heery Yuy Death Glare.*

"Come on! YOU"RE posed to be telling me the secret to your hair! You have to use hair gel then, right?"

". . . ."

*Quatre is now rolling on the floor in a giggling fit*

"That is not an answer, Trowa. You're really starting to get on my nerves!"

"In a way. . ."

"In a way? In a way? What's that supposed to mean?"

"In a way I use hair gel."

"Oh, now were getting somewhere."

*Justice Fighter and Spandex Boy are tieing up and gagging Quatre so the incessant giggling will cease*

"So, how do you in an way use hair gel?"

"It's a hair gel like substance."

"TROWA! Could you stop beating around the bush and just tell me?"

"Do you really want to know?"

"Of course I wanna know! That's the whole point of the show!"

"It was? I wasn't informed."

"TROWA!"

"Hmm. . .well how can I say this? Umm. . .I use. . ."

*Quatre breaks free from the Justice Fighter and Spandex Boy's grips and burst onto the stage.*

"I'd thought you would've gotten it by now, Duo. Think, There's Something About Mary."

"SPERM? EWWWW! TROWA! WHOSE?"

"Uh. . .mine. . .and umm Quatre's sometimes. . ."

"I umm have to go. Next week on the Duo Maxwell Show we'll be talking to Quatre about something. I have to go barf. Bye."

*Quatre and Trowa start giggling and Justice Fighter and Spandex Boy walk off stage looking highly scandalized.*


~OWARI~

K . . . that was episode three. . .*smiles* I like this one. . . please read and review. . .I would love to hear any ideas you guys have too. . .*smiles* well TTFN. . .