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AN: Thanks to TapgirlKT for the idea. He he he. Love to everyone who had reviewed!
Tea and Fireside Chats
By, Goddess Shinigami
~Far far away on some distant local access channel. . .~
*Duo and Quatre walk into the Studio just as the cameras start rolling. Quatre is carrying a tray of tea.*
"Hello and Welcome to the Duo Maxwell show. Today we will be talking to Quatre Raberba Winner about his. . .obsession with tea."
"I'm not obsessed!"
"Ya know Qua-chan, de nile isn't just a river in Egypt."
"I'm NOT!"
"Yes you are!"
"Am not."
"Are two."
"Am not."
'Forget this it's not the point of the show. Anyway, why do you like tea so much?"
"My parents fed it to me in bottles instead of milk."
"Oh. . .ok. . .that's really odd."
"Don't disrespect my parents!"
"I'm not. I'm not! Calm down. I think you've had a little too much tea today."
*tries to take away the tea cup from Quatre and spots Justice Fighter, Spandex Boy, and The Sperminator in the audience and starts giggling at their newly found costumes. . .conveniently made of spandex.*
"What? What is it Duo?"
"Look in the audience."
*he pointed to the three boys in color coordinated spandex costumes and picked up a cup of tea for himself. Quatre started giggling and drank some more tea*
"OK. Sorry about that folks. That is just so ridiculous!"
"And you say I have problems?"
"Anyway, back to the tea."
"What about it?"
"Do you ever plan on stopping?"
"Stopping what?"
"Drinking tea. I think it's clogging your brain. You've never been this dense before."
"Oh. No, tea is my life."
"Ook. So umm. . .what do you have in your tea?"
"Tea of course, sugar, and cream."
"Oh. . .no wonder."
"What?"
"I dunno."
*The Justice Fighter, Spandex Boy, and The Sperminator walk onstage.*
"We thought we'd join your conversation."
"Umm ok. . .While your here, why have you all become wanna be super heroes?"
"WANNA BE? I AM THE ALMIGHTY JUSTICE FIGHTER!"
*Wufei stands up and strikes a pose. Then grabs a cup of tea spilling half of it odwn his front. Duo laughed*
"YOU YOU KISAMA FREAK!"
"Uh huh. . .and how does that make you feel?"
"Duo you're not a psychiatrist."
"I know Qua-chan, but I HAD to ask!"
"It makes me feel vulnerable."
"Oh and do you have a recent fear of voices coming from your toothbrush?"
"How did you know?"
"Shinigami knows all and sees all."
*Quatre and the rest of the G-boys all started laughing hysterically at this comment.*
"Duo, you don't know everything."
*Heero eyed Duo suggestively*
"Heero! Not now!"
"Umm. . .Duo?"
"What I need to get back to my session with poor ickle Wuffie."
"ICKLE? ICKLE? I AM IN NO WAY ICKLE AND DO NOT CALL ME WUFFIE!"
"Whatever, you are afraid of bloody voices coming from your toothbrush!"
"I thought you were sensitive to my fears?"
"Oh come on. . ."
*the credits start to roll and the producer comes out onstage*
"Duo, you went completly off subject in this episode! If it happens again we'll have to fire you and hire someone else. Do you understand?"
"Yes, ma'am. Well see ya next time when we will be talking to. . ."
*looks at card in his hand*
"RELENA?"
*the screen fades to black*
Umm that was episode four. . .I really need help!. . .*smiles* This episode was prettly long. I love you guy's ideas. . .please read and review. . .
Goddess Shinigami
AN: Thanks to TapgirlKT for the idea. He he he. Love to everyone who had reviewed!
Tea and Fireside Chats
By, Goddess Shinigami
~Far far away on some distant local access channel. . .~
*Duo and Quatre walk into the Studio just as the cameras start rolling. Quatre is carrying a tray of tea.*
"Hello and Welcome to the Duo Maxwell show. Today we will be talking to Quatre Raberba Winner about his. . .obsession with tea."
"I'm not obsessed!"
"Ya know Qua-chan, de nile isn't just a river in Egypt."
"I'm NOT!"
"Yes you are!"
"Am not."
"Are two."
"Am not."
'Forget this it's not the point of the show. Anyway, why do you like tea so much?"
"My parents fed it to me in bottles instead of milk."
"Oh. . .ok. . .that's really odd."
"Don't disrespect my parents!"
"I'm not. I'm not! Calm down. I think you've had a little too much tea today."
*tries to take away the tea cup from Quatre and spots Justice Fighter, Spandex Boy, and The Sperminator in the audience and starts giggling at their newly found costumes. . .conveniently made of spandex.*
"What? What is it Duo?"
"Look in the audience."
*he pointed to the three boys in color coordinated spandex costumes and picked up a cup of tea for himself. Quatre started giggling and drank some more tea*
"OK. Sorry about that folks. That is just so ridiculous!"
"And you say I have problems?"
"Anyway, back to the tea."
"What about it?"
"Do you ever plan on stopping?"
"Stopping what?"
"Drinking tea. I think it's clogging your brain. You've never been this dense before."
"Oh. No, tea is my life."
"Ook. So umm. . .what do you have in your tea?"
"Tea of course, sugar, and cream."
"Oh. . .no wonder."
"What?"
"I dunno."
*The Justice Fighter, Spandex Boy, and The Sperminator walk onstage.*
"We thought we'd join your conversation."
"Umm ok. . .While your here, why have you all become wanna be super heroes?"
"WANNA BE? I AM THE ALMIGHTY JUSTICE FIGHTER!"
*Wufei stands up and strikes a pose. Then grabs a cup of tea spilling half of it odwn his front. Duo laughed*
"YOU YOU KISAMA FREAK!"
"Uh huh. . .and how does that make you feel?"
"Duo you're not a psychiatrist."
"I know Qua-chan, but I HAD to ask!"
"It makes me feel vulnerable."
"Oh and do you have a recent fear of voices coming from your toothbrush?"
"How did you know?"
"Shinigami knows all and sees all."
*Quatre and the rest of the G-boys all started laughing hysterically at this comment.*
"Duo, you don't know everything."
*Heero eyed Duo suggestively*
"Heero! Not now!"
"Umm. . .Duo?"
"What I need to get back to my session with poor ickle Wuffie."
"ICKLE? ICKLE? I AM IN NO WAY ICKLE AND DO NOT CALL ME WUFFIE!"
"Whatever, you are afraid of bloody voices coming from your toothbrush!"
"I thought you were sensitive to my fears?"
"Oh come on. . ."
*the credits start to roll and the producer comes out onstage*
"Duo, you went completly off subject in this episode! If it happens again we'll have to fire you and hire someone else. Do you understand?"
"Yes, ma'am. Well see ya next time when we will be talking to. . ."
*looks at card in his hand*
"RELENA?"
*the screen fades to black*
Umm that was episode four. . .I really need help!. . .*smiles* This episode was prettly long. I love you guy's ideas. . .please read and review. . .
Goddess Shinigami
