Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, but I do own all the costumes and idea's used in this fic. *evil laugh*
AN: Hmm. . .my lil bro's idea. I hate him. He's planning on writing a contridictory fic to this one called The Chang Wufei Show. . .grrrr. . .thank god he hasn't gotten around to it yet. I would get bad ratings.
The Key to Heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrooooooo
By, Goddess Shinigami
~Far far away on some distant local access channel. . .~
*Duo walks on stage wearing vinyl pants and a tight black tank top. The Justice Fighter, Spandex Boy and the Sperminator stare at him.*
"What? I HAD to look good for my Hee-chan."
"Spandex Boy grins and blushes*
"Duo, we already started rolling! You should really start being on time!"
"Fine, fine, producer lady! Anyway, Hello and Welcome to the Duo Maxwell Show. Today we will be chatting with. . .Relena the bit-"
"Duo! Don't you dare."
"Grrrr. . .Relena Peacecraft about Heero and her death wish which I would kindly oblige. Come on out Relena."
*Relena walks out escourted by Quatre in a maids outfit carring a rather large try of tea. Duo giggles*
"Qua-chan?"
"Yea, Duo?"
"Why, are you dressed like that?"
"Ask voice number six."
"Huh?"
"Voices in the author's head."
"Oh. Anyway back to the task at hand."
*Relena sat down in the chair next to Duo and Duo inched his away*
"So, Relena, I understand you have a thing for my koi?"
"YOUR KOI? I don't think so. Heero is mine."
"Uh huh. So why does he keep saying he's gonna kill you?"
"That's just the way he says 'I love you.'"
"No, he says Ai shiteiru. I would know."
"OK you little whore! What have you done to MY Heero."
"Nothin Nothin. . ."
*the super spandex trio all move closer to the stage to get a better view of the cat fight*
"So, Relena how do you do that Heeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo thing?"
"I can't tell it's reserved for Heero and Heero only."
"Well, Heero's here."
"Here? Where?"
*Relena looks around the studio and spots Heero. She then proceeds with checking him out and earns her self a slap from Duo.*
"Eyes off him. He's mine."
"Oh yeah, well you did that Heero thing wrong. It's Heeeeeeerrrrrroooooooooooooo."
"Ha! I got you to tell me."
*Duo sticks his tongue out at her and gives her a great big raspberry.*
"So anyway, whats with the death wish?"
*Duo and Relena pick up a cup of tea and Quatre scurries out to bring some sugar and cream he had forgotten to bring out. His skirt flies up and he get a couple cat call from the super spandex trio especially The Sperminator*
"I don't have one. I want peace for everyone. No one should have a death wish."
"Well, you obviously do. Hitting on my koi, asking him to come and kill you, and checking him out in MY presence!"
"First of all he is not your koi. I can change him so he will love me and not you. I have my feminine ways. I asked him to come and kill me, well, because umm. . .I can't tell you."
"Uh huh sure you can't. Well maybe our special guest will know. Come on out Dorthey."
*Dorthey walks out on stage in all leather and Relena stares (AN: EEP)*
"I thought you weren't going to tell anyone!"
"Well, I only told Duo."
"Now, Dorthey. Could you tell the audience what you have told me?"
"Oh sure. Relena is REALLY into S&M. She couldn't have Heero so. . .she got me instead."
*various eww's and a 'thats disgusting' come from the super spandex trio*
"DORTHEY! HOW COULD YOU!"
*Dorthey slaps Relena across the face. Relena moans*
"OK we don't need that one MY show. Could you two stop?"
*Quatre who had come on stage to get the tea try drops it and runs off stage say something lik 'I think I'm gonna puke'*
"OK. . .this is not a porno channel get up off the floor now!"
*producer walks out and pulls the two now half dressed girls offstage*
"OK. . .I wasn't expecting that to happen. Now what have we learned kids?"
*coming from the super soandex trio*
"Not to play with matches!"
"Umm. . .close enough. That's all for today's show. I have no idea who were talking to next episode because I think I may have been fired. Umm. . .hopefully I'll see you next time on The Duo Maxwell Show!"
*Duo waves and is glomped by Spandex boy, The Sperminator is chasing Quatre the stage maid trying to life up his skirt, and The Justice fighter's nose beigins to bleed as the screen fades to black and the credits roll*
OK that was the snd of episode five. . .SCARY. . .I need help!. . .If you have any ideas I would really like to hear 'em! *smiles* please read and review and CC is very welcomed
Goddess Shinigami
AN: Hmm. . .my lil bro's idea. I hate him. He's planning on writing a contridictory fic to this one called The Chang Wufei Show. . .grrrr. . .thank god he hasn't gotten around to it yet. I would get bad ratings.
The Key to Heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrooooooo
By, Goddess Shinigami
~Far far away on some distant local access channel. . .~
*Duo walks on stage wearing vinyl pants and a tight black tank top. The Justice Fighter, Spandex Boy and the Sperminator stare at him.*
"What? I HAD to look good for my Hee-chan."
"Spandex Boy grins and blushes*
"Duo, we already started rolling! You should really start being on time!"
"Fine, fine, producer lady! Anyway, Hello and Welcome to the Duo Maxwell Show. Today we will be chatting with. . .Relena the bit-"
"Duo! Don't you dare."
"Grrrr. . .Relena Peacecraft about Heero and her death wish which I would kindly oblige. Come on out Relena."
*Relena walks out escourted by Quatre in a maids outfit carring a rather large try of tea. Duo giggles*
"Qua-chan?"
"Yea, Duo?"
"Why, are you dressed like that?"
"Ask voice number six."
"Huh?"
"Voices in the author's head."
"Oh. Anyway back to the task at hand."
*Relena sat down in the chair next to Duo and Duo inched his away*
"So, Relena, I understand you have a thing for my koi?"
"YOUR KOI? I don't think so. Heero is mine."
"Uh huh. So why does he keep saying he's gonna kill you?"
"That's just the way he says 'I love you.'"
"No, he says Ai shiteiru. I would know."
"OK you little whore! What have you done to MY Heero."
"Nothin Nothin. . ."
*the super spandex trio all move closer to the stage to get a better view of the cat fight*
"So, Relena how do you do that Heeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooo thing?"
"I can't tell it's reserved for Heero and Heero only."
"Well, Heero's here."
"Here? Where?"
*Relena looks around the studio and spots Heero. She then proceeds with checking him out and earns her self a slap from Duo.*
"Eyes off him. He's mine."
"Oh yeah, well you did that Heero thing wrong. It's Heeeeeeerrrrrroooooooooooooo."
"Ha! I got you to tell me."
*Duo sticks his tongue out at her and gives her a great big raspberry.*
"So anyway, whats with the death wish?"
*Duo and Relena pick up a cup of tea and Quatre scurries out to bring some sugar and cream he had forgotten to bring out. His skirt flies up and he get a couple cat call from the super spandex trio especially The Sperminator*
"I don't have one. I want peace for everyone. No one should have a death wish."
"Well, you obviously do. Hitting on my koi, asking him to come and kill you, and checking him out in MY presence!"
"First of all he is not your koi. I can change him so he will love me and not you. I have my feminine ways. I asked him to come and kill me, well, because umm. . .I can't tell you."
"Uh huh sure you can't. Well maybe our special guest will know. Come on out Dorthey."
*Dorthey walks out on stage in all leather and Relena stares (AN: EEP)*
"I thought you weren't going to tell anyone!"
"Well, I only told Duo."
"Now, Dorthey. Could you tell the audience what you have told me?"
"Oh sure. Relena is REALLY into S&M. She couldn't have Heero so. . .she got me instead."
*various eww's and a 'thats disgusting' come from the super spandex trio*
"DORTHEY! HOW COULD YOU!"
*Dorthey slaps Relena across the face. Relena moans*
"OK we don't need that one MY show. Could you two stop?"
*Quatre who had come on stage to get the tea try drops it and runs off stage say something lik 'I think I'm gonna puke'*
"OK. . .this is not a porno channel get up off the floor now!"
*producer walks out and pulls the two now half dressed girls offstage*
"OK. . .I wasn't expecting that to happen. Now what have we learned kids?"
*coming from the super soandex trio*
"Not to play with matches!"
"Umm. . .close enough. That's all for today's show. I have no idea who were talking to next episode because I think I may have been fired. Umm. . .hopefully I'll see you next time on The Duo Maxwell Show!"
*Duo waves and is glomped by Spandex boy, The Sperminator is chasing Quatre the stage maid trying to life up his skirt, and The Justice fighter's nose beigins to bleed as the screen fades to black and the credits roll*
OK that was the snd of episode five. . .SCARY. . .I need help!. . .If you have any ideas I would really like to hear 'em! *smiles* please read and review and CC is very welcomed
Goddess Shinigami
