Disclaimer: Come on people! I'm really gettin tired of havin to write a disclaimer. I don't on the damn rights to Gundam Wing!
AN: Well, lets see, thanks to Yokokiller #7 she gave me the idea for the tpoic of the show the other day. Hmm. . .I am not responsible for any scary places this fic goes and there is a language warning on this chapter. My muse is to blame. I did leave him a tree two days ago!
To shave or not to shave? That is the Question!
By, Goddess Shinigami
~Far far away on some distant local access channel . . .~
*Duo strutted into the studio. . . .ON TIME!*
"Holy shit! Duo, you're on time!"
"Yeah, the owner of the station told me he'd take the show off the air if I wasn't on time."
*the spandex trio gawked and Quatre the stage maid whisked Duo off to wardrobe*
"So what do we do now?"
"Dunno, spandex boy. Do you know who the special guest is today?"
"Hmm. . .think about the title Justice Fighter."
"What's the title, Sperminator?"
"To shave or not to shave. That is the question."
"To shave what?"
*The Sperminator gave a suggestive grin and the Justice Fighter got a nose bleed and was rushed to the restroom too clog the rapidly bleeding nostril*
"What did I do?"
"I think it was the smile."
"He he. . .I love giving him nosebleeds!"
"Duo and I do it a lot, too."
"the Sperminator eyed him. . ."
"You must have a sore ass a lot."
"I didn't mean it like that! Hey, at least my super hero name isn't The Sperminator!"
"I can't help it. It's that stupid writer's fault. She's got some serious problems! I mean she has 13 voices in her head."
"Only 13?"
*They laughed and Duo finally walked onstage in his usual attire and hair newly braided.*
"You're on in 5. . .4. . .3 . . .2 . . .1!"
"Hi and welcome to the Duo Maxwell show. Today we will be talking to Treize Kushrenada. If you don't get why yet then you'll just have to find out! Come on out and join us Treize!"
*Treize walks out in his usual odd uniform and knee high boots and sits next to Duo*
"Good morning, Duo! How are you?"
"Oh I'm fine and you?"
"I'm okay sept these damn corns! Do you know how uncomfortable these shoes get?"
"Umm. . .no and I don't really want to know."
"Oh. Okay!"
"So, what about those eyebrows?"
"What about my eyebrows. I like them."
"Thats the point of the show, Treize! Your eyebrows."
"Oh, why?"
"Dunno, writer's idea. So why don't you shave them?"
"Why would I want to do that?"
*Duo throws up his arms in frustration*
"Because they're forked!"
"They don't have forks in them."
*Duo glares*
"I'm writin a letter to the author about having dense tree huggers on my show!"
"I'm not dense!"
"Oh really? So why did you think I said you have forks in your eyebrows?"
"I dunno. So why am I here?"
"Grrrr. . .QUATRE!"
*Quatre scurries onstage and is wearing a shorter maids outfit than before. The Sperminator "accicentally" shrunk it in the wash.*
"Yea, Duo. What did you want? Some tea? I just made some recently."
"No, not tea, I need a razor and quick!"
*Quatre scurried offstage and Treize looked at Duo, terrified!*
"Super Spandex Trio, could you tie him up please. We can't have him getting away!"
*the super spandex trio run onstage and begin to tie up Treize.*
"Oh, shit! You're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, are you?"
"Oh yeah, and when I'm through the world will be a better place!"
"How will shaving my head make the world a better place?"
"You are a complete idiot. I'm not gonna shave your head! I'm shaving your eyebrows. I told you they are forked. C'mon Relena got Dorthey to shave hers!"
"Boys don't shave their eyebrows!"
"Yes they do and yours are getting shaved!"
"Hey, Spandex Boy, will you knock him out?"
*Spandex boy walks over and kicks Treize in the head. Treize slumps over and Quatre comes in with shaveing cream and a razor handing it to Duo. Duo took it and put some shaving cream on Treize's eyebrows and shaving them to look normal*
"I've done it! I've done it! YAY!"
"Duo, calm down. We still have to go dump him in a dumpster somewhere so we can get rid of him!"
"Oh, Wuffie, your so sweet!"
"DO NOT CALL ME THAT!"
"Oh ok, fei fei!"
"MAXWELL!"
*Zechs walks on stage*
"Hey, I'll take him."
"Ok just pick him up and carry him off."
*Zechs picked up Treize and carried him out of the building.*
"YAY NO MORE FORKED EYEBROWS!!!"
"Duo, calm yourself or you won't have any energy for tonight!"
"Heero? Have you lost your mind? Tis a full moon tonight and I will definalty have energy!"
*Duo drags Heero into a nearby closet to make out.*
"Well, this sucks ass."
"Why is that Tro-chan?"
"Oh Quatre! I forgot you were in that."
"He he. . .damn that voice number six."
*Sperminator chases Stage maid Quatre out of the camera's eyes and the producer walks onstage*
"Well, I guess that means the show is over for now."
*screen fades to black and the credits roll*
^-^
Ok that was the end of episode six! *smiles* I'm really having fin with this! Ok read and REVIEW people! Love Ya!
Goddess Shinigami
AN: Well, lets see, thanks to Yokokiller #7 she gave me the idea for the tpoic of the show the other day. Hmm. . .I am not responsible for any scary places this fic goes and there is a language warning on this chapter. My muse is to blame. I did leave him a tree two days ago!
To shave or not to shave? That is the Question!
By, Goddess Shinigami
~Far far away on some distant local access channel . . .~
*Duo strutted into the studio. . . .ON TIME!*
"Holy shit! Duo, you're on time!"
"Yeah, the owner of the station told me he'd take the show off the air if I wasn't on time."
*the spandex trio gawked and Quatre the stage maid whisked Duo off to wardrobe*
"So what do we do now?"
"Dunno, spandex boy. Do you know who the special guest is today?"
"Hmm. . .think about the title Justice Fighter."
"What's the title, Sperminator?"
"To shave or not to shave. That is the question."
"To shave what?"
*The Sperminator gave a suggestive grin and the Justice Fighter got a nose bleed and was rushed to the restroom too clog the rapidly bleeding nostril*
"What did I do?"
"I think it was the smile."
"He he. . .I love giving him nosebleeds!"
"Duo and I do it a lot, too."
"the Sperminator eyed him. . ."
"You must have a sore ass a lot."
"I didn't mean it like that! Hey, at least my super hero name isn't The Sperminator!"
"I can't help it. It's that stupid writer's fault. She's got some serious problems! I mean she has 13 voices in her head."
"Only 13?"
*They laughed and Duo finally walked onstage in his usual attire and hair newly braided.*
"You're on in 5. . .4. . .3 . . .2 . . .1!"
"Hi and welcome to the Duo Maxwell show. Today we will be talking to Treize Kushrenada. If you don't get why yet then you'll just have to find out! Come on out and join us Treize!"
*Treize walks out in his usual odd uniform and knee high boots and sits next to Duo*
"Good morning, Duo! How are you?"
"Oh I'm fine and you?"
"I'm okay sept these damn corns! Do you know how uncomfortable these shoes get?"
"Umm. . .no and I don't really want to know."
"Oh. Okay!"
"So, what about those eyebrows?"
"What about my eyebrows. I like them."
"Thats the point of the show, Treize! Your eyebrows."
"Oh, why?"
"Dunno, writer's idea. So why don't you shave them?"
"Why would I want to do that?"
*Duo throws up his arms in frustration*
"Because they're forked!"
"They don't have forks in them."
*Duo glares*
"I'm writin a letter to the author about having dense tree huggers on my show!"
"I'm not dense!"
"Oh really? So why did you think I said you have forks in your eyebrows?"
"I dunno. So why am I here?"
"Grrrr. . .QUATRE!"
*Quatre scurries onstage and is wearing a shorter maids outfit than before. The Sperminator "accicentally" shrunk it in the wash.*
"Yea, Duo. What did you want? Some tea? I just made some recently."
"No, not tea, I need a razor and quick!"
*Quatre scurried offstage and Treize looked at Duo, terrified!*
"Super Spandex Trio, could you tie him up please. We can't have him getting away!"
*the super spandex trio run onstage and begin to tie up Treize.*
"Oh, shit! You're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, are you?"
"Oh yeah, and when I'm through the world will be a better place!"
"How will shaving my head make the world a better place?"
"You are a complete idiot. I'm not gonna shave your head! I'm shaving your eyebrows. I told you they are forked. C'mon Relena got Dorthey to shave hers!"
"Boys don't shave their eyebrows!"
"Yes they do and yours are getting shaved!"
"Hey, Spandex Boy, will you knock him out?"
*Spandex boy walks over and kicks Treize in the head. Treize slumps over and Quatre comes in with shaveing cream and a razor handing it to Duo. Duo took it and put some shaving cream on Treize's eyebrows and shaving them to look normal*
"I've done it! I've done it! YAY!"
"Duo, calm down. We still have to go dump him in a dumpster somewhere so we can get rid of him!"
"Oh, Wuffie, your so sweet!"
"DO NOT CALL ME THAT!"
"Oh ok, fei fei!"
"MAXWELL!"
*Zechs walks on stage*
"Hey, I'll take him."
"Ok just pick him up and carry him off."
*Zechs picked up Treize and carried him out of the building.*
"YAY NO MORE FORKED EYEBROWS!!!"
"Duo, calm yourself or you won't have any energy for tonight!"
"Heero? Have you lost your mind? Tis a full moon tonight and I will definalty have energy!"
*Duo drags Heero into a nearby closet to make out.*
"Well, this sucks ass."
"Why is that Tro-chan?"
"Oh Quatre! I forgot you were in that."
"He he. . .damn that voice number six."
*Sperminator chases Stage maid Quatre out of the camera's eyes and the producer walks onstage*
"Well, I guess that means the show is over for now."
*screen fades to black and the credits roll*
^-^
Ok that was the end of episode six! *smiles* I'm really having fin with this! Ok read and REVIEW people! Love Ya!
Goddess Shinigami
