Disclaimer: Come on people! I'm really gettin tired of havin to write a disclaimer. I don't on the damn rights to Gundam Wing! *crosses fingers* Maybe i will one day though. . .and yes I coined the title from a movie, but oh well.

AN: Well, I know it's been a while, but I kinda started to write Harry Potter stuff and I got hooked. Sorry. Anyway, I apologize if this chapter isn't as good as the rest. My muse, Fonce, ran away with his new boyfriend and I can't get intouch with him.

The Man in the Iron Mask
By, Goddess Shinigami

~Far far away on some distant local access channel . . .~

*Duo walked into the studio just as the Director was calling out for the stand in*

"I'm here! I'm here! And jeeze he doesn't look like me at all."

*Duo looks the 'look alike' up and down*

"That's just The Sperminator in a horrid wig. I can see his bangs hanging out! Go sit back in the 'audience' with the rest of the Spandex trio. Anyway, who is the guest today?"

"Uh. . .Zechs."

*the producer flipped through her planner and nodded*

"Oh well. . .ok."

"Your on in 5. . .4. . .3. . .2. . .1!"

"Hi and welcome to the Duo Maxwell show. Out special guest today is Zechs Marquis. Come on out Zechs!"

*Zechs walks out in purple plaid pants, a white wife beater, and his usual mask.*

"Hi Zechs. . .what the hell are you wearing?"

"You don't like my fashion statement?"

"Oh it's a statement alright, but what it's saying I'm not sure!"

"Hey, are we here to criticize my clothing choice? I don't think so!"

"Actually. . ."

*Duo picks up the big sign that says the title of this episode. It read "The topic of today's show is The Man in the Iron Mask"*

"Yeah were talking about your fashion. What the hell is with that ugly helmet?"

"It's to protect my identity."

"Yeah, but you must get some outrageously horrid helmet hair!"

"Oh no. . .not really. All i have to do is-"

*Duo help up a hand in front of Zechs' face*

"Please stop there. I DON'T want to hear how you keep your hair the way it is. I hear enough of that from the Sperminator over there."

"Well, excuuuuse me!"

"anyway, so doesn't your head smell by now? I mean all that sweat of the battle and your wearing that nasty helmet. You've gotta smell man."

"No not really."

"Zechs pulls off his helmet and holds it out to Duo.*

"Wanna smell? It smeel kinds like Strawberries."

"Uh no thanks."

"Duo pushed it away and Zechs put it back on his head"

"Doesn't it rust? I mean it is iron or some kind of metal right? So it has to rust."

"Well, it has a few times and I had to call Noin or Treize in to help me get it off because it rusted to my head."

*various laughs come from the Spandex trio and Quatre the stage maid brings out some tea.*

"Thanks Quat. So how would you feel Zechs if we took away your helmet and didn't give it back to you?"

"I'd feel naked and alone. I can't go on without my beloved helmet."

*Duo signaled for the Spandex trio to come and hold Zechs down as he took off the helmet*

"No now Zechs this if for your own good!"

*Pulls out a slegde hamme and smashes the helmet to peices."

"NOOOOOOO! You can't do that to my baby!"

*The Spandex trio let Zechs go and he ran off stage and out the studio doors.*

"Well, so much for that. Well, I guess I'd have to say this show is over, wouldn't you guys?"

*Duo looked over at the Spandex trio and saw Quatre the stage maid with them. The Justice Fighter was ranting about something trying to get Spandex Boy to speak to him, Quatre the stage maid was in the Sperminator's lap. Duo smiled and took a running start glomping Spandex boy.*

"Let's have some fun Hee-chan!"

*The Justice Fighter got and got another nose bleed while Duo dragged Spndex boy to his dressing rom and Quatre the stage maid and The Sperminator were making out in the audiance. The producer walked on stage*

"Well, I guess that's all folks. We have got to get some better guests. See ya next time on The Duo Maxwell Show."

*screen fades to black*

^.^
That was episode seven. I'm sorry again that it took me so long. *smiles* Any suggestions for new guests. If you don't suggest anything. I might be forced to pick people's that aren't on Gundam Wing and. . .we'll have peoples like. . Rupert Grint or something *smiles* ttfn!