A/N: I don't own any of this T.V. shows that I mixed together I only own me.

Anime Group Therapy:

Group 1

(Everyone is sitting in a circle. Lights come on.)

Karson: Hello, my name is Karson-chan and I'm your group leader (/author.hehehe). Today I will be help you over come that which makes you feel burdened. Now let us begin with you Kiyona. What is your problem?

Kiyona: Hello, my name is Kiyona.I'm from the galaxy police, and I have a baka partner named Mihosee who will never leave me alone. I hate her so much and once everyone thought she was dead so I was celebrating then we got a report and she was still alive and I had to go get her.(begins to cry) She will never go away.

Karson: Are you done yet?

Kiyona: No, because she always hugs me and promises that she won't leave. And I don't think I'll every get a promotion.

Karson: That's nice. Gohan-kun it's your turn.

Gohan: Hi, my name is Gohan.and I'm half Saiyan. Well, all of my life I have been raised by an over protective mother and a clueless father. But a couple of years ago my dad died.(looks up) Dad is that you? It's been so long.oh nothing much, you? ..that's nice.Mom's fine and so is Goten.no Dad.

Rini: Man, he's lost it.

Karson: No Baka, he's talking to his dead father don't you get it? Gohan, why don't you go outside and talk to your father.

(Gohan nods then goes outside.)

Karson: Rini it's your turn.

Rini: Okay, first of all I'm not Rini I'm Sailor Mini Moon.

Karson: (rolls eyes) Right.

Rini: First of all I'm stuck living with my worst enemy.

Karson: Why don't you kill her?

Rini: Because I am from the future and the future her is my mother and if I do I'm not sure if I would exist.

Karson: Let's move on, Brock?

Brock: (Grabs onto Karson's hand.) Hello my name is Brock and I'm a pokemon breeder/gym leader. First of all do you have a boyfriend? If not can I have your phone number?

Karson: Um.(pretends to think) No and my phone number is 1-800-GET-LOST.

Brock: Okay, my problem is that I have never opened my eyes all the way, and it really bugs me because I want to know whay color my eyes are.

Karson: Okay.

Brock: Plus I'm obsessed with girls, but they all hate me.

Karson: (whispers) I know why. (out loud) Now let's move on to group discussion.

Flint: Hello, my name is Flint, and I'm a time dective.

Karson: and why do you carry around a hammer?

Flint: It's not a hammer it's my father.

Karson: Next.

Flint: But.

Karson: SHUT UP Flint.NEXT?

(Gohan walks back in)

Karson: Okay that's all for today.

Flint: But it's true, I'm not crazy I'm just a cave man.

Karson: (fires a ki blast at Flint.) See you next time.



A/N : Next time on Anime Group Therapy, an all DBZ group.