A/N: I don't own any of this T.V. shows that I mixed together I only own
me.
Anime Group Therapy:
Group 1
(Everyone is sitting in a circle. Lights come on.)
Karson: Hello, my name is Karson-chan and I'm your group leader (/author.hehehe). Today I will be help you over come that which makes you feel burdened. Now let us begin with you Kiyona. What is your problem?
Kiyona: Hello, my name is Kiyona.I'm from the galaxy police, and I have a baka partner named Mihosee who will never leave me alone. I hate her so much and once everyone thought she was dead so I was celebrating then we got a report and she was still alive and I had to go get her.(begins to cry) She will never go away.
Karson: Are you done yet?
Kiyona: No, because she always hugs me and promises that she won't leave. And I don't think I'll every get a promotion.
Karson: That's nice. Gohan-kun it's your turn.
Gohan: Hi, my name is Gohan.and I'm half Saiyan. Well, all of my life I have been raised by an over protective mother and a clueless father. But a couple of years ago my dad died.(looks up) Dad is that you? It's been so long.oh nothing much, you? ..that's nice.Mom's fine and so is Goten.no Dad.
Rini: Man, he's lost it.
Karson: No Baka, he's talking to his dead father don't you get it? Gohan, why don't you go outside and talk to your father.
(Gohan nods then goes outside.)
Karson: Rini it's your turn.
Rini: Okay, first of all I'm not Rini I'm Sailor Mini Moon.
Karson: (rolls eyes) Right.
Rini: First of all I'm stuck living with my worst enemy.
Karson: Why don't you kill her?
Rini: Because I am from the future and the future her is my mother and if I do I'm not sure if I would exist.
Karson: Let's move on, Brock?
Brock: (Grabs onto Karson's hand.) Hello my name is Brock and I'm a pokemon breeder/gym leader. First of all do you have a boyfriend? If not can I have your phone number?
Karson: Um.(pretends to think) No and my phone number is 1-800-GET-LOST.
Brock: Okay, my problem is that I have never opened my eyes all the way, and it really bugs me because I want to know whay color my eyes are.
Karson: Okay.
Brock: Plus I'm obsessed with girls, but they all hate me.
Karson: (whispers) I know why. (out loud) Now let's move on to group discussion.
Flint: Hello, my name is Flint, and I'm a time dective.
Karson: and why do you carry around a hammer?
Flint: It's not a hammer it's my father.
Karson: Next.
Flint: But.
Karson: SHUT UP Flint.NEXT?
(Gohan walks back in)
Karson: Okay that's all for today.
Flint: But it's true, I'm not crazy I'm just a cave man.
Karson: (fires a ki blast at Flint.) See you next time.
A/N : Next time on Anime Group Therapy, an all DBZ group.
Anime Group Therapy:
Group 1
(Everyone is sitting in a circle. Lights come on.)
Karson: Hello, my name is Karson-chan and I'm your group leader (/author.hehehe). Today I will be help you over come that which makes you feel burdened. Now let us begin with you Kiyona. What is your problem?
Kiyona: Hello, my name is Kiyona.I'm from the galaxy police, and I have a baka partner named Mihosee who will never leave me alone. I hate her so much and once everyone thought she was dead so I was celebrating then we got a report and she was still alive and I had to go get her.(begins to cry) She will never go away.
Karson: Are you done yet?
Kiyona: No, because she always hugs me and promises that she won't leave. And I don't think I'll every get a promotion.
Karson: That's nice. Gohan-kun it's your turn.
Gohan: Hi, my name is Gohan.and I'm half Saiyan. Well, all of my life I have been raised by an over protective mother and a clueless father. But a couple of years ago my dad died.(looks up) Dad is that you? It's been so long.oh nothing much, you? ..that's nice.Mom's fine and so is Goten.no Dad.
Rini: Man, he's lost it.
Karson: No Baka, he's talking to his dead father don't you get it? Gohan, why don't you go outside and talk to your father.
(Gohan nods then goes outside.)
Karson: Rini it's your turn.
Rini: Okay, first of all I'm not Rini I'm Sailor Mini Moon.
Karson: (rolls eyes) Right.
Rini: First of all I'm stuck living with my worst enemy.
Karson: Why don't you kill her?
Rini: Because I am from the future and the future her is my mother and if I do I'm not sure if I would exist.
Karson: Let's move on, Brock?
Brock: (Grabs onto Karson's hand.) Hello my name is Brock and I'm a pokemon breeder/gym leader. First of all do you have a boyfriend? If not can I have your phone number?
Karson: Um.(pretends to think) No and my phone number is 1-800-GET-LOST.
Brock: Okay, my problem is that I have never opened my eyes all the way, and it really bugs me because I want to know whay color my eyes are.
Karson: Okay.
Brock: Plus I'm obsessed with girls, but they all hate me.
Karson: (whispers) I know why. (out loud) Now let's move on to group discussion.
Flint: Hello, my name is Flint, and I'm a time dective.
Karson: and why do you carry around a hammer?
Flint: It's not a hammer it's my father.
Karson: Next.
Flint: But.
Karson: SHUT UP Flint.NEXT?
(Gohan walks back in)
Karson: Okay that's all for today.
Flint: But it's true, I'm not crazy I'm just a cave man.
Karson: (fires a ki blast at Flint.) See you next time.
A/N : Next time on Anime Group Therapy, an all DBZ group.
