A St00pid Fic about Chaos!

By Shadowgirl(a.k.a. Jade-chan)

Jade: I don't own anyone in this fic. Nu'ff said.

Diaboromon: Yeah, what she said.

Jade: Shutup will you?

Diaboromon: What?

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The Chao Temple…

Chaos was at the Chao Temple eating tree sap…

Chaos: Yummy…sticky to my mouth…

…when Sonic and posse ran up to him!

Sonic: Chaos! Chaos!

Chaos: What is it my boy?

Sonic: Someone stole my Playstation!

Chaos: Oh no! This must be the work of-

DurnDurnDurn!

Everyone: ARCHIE!

Chaos: We must stop him!

Everyone: YEAH!

Chaos: Let's roll!

*The Powerpuff Girls' theme song plays*

ArchieComics Headquarters…

Archie was in his room playing Crash Bandicoot!

Archie:*in a high nerdy voice* HAHAheeheehAhAheEHahA! Those fools will never find this! OH NO! I looOOOst!

Sonic and posse comes inside!

Chaos: Give us back the Playstation!

Archie:*stands in front of his T.V* I don't have it!

Chaos: That settles it! It must be-

DurnDurnDurn!

Everyone: MARIO!

Chaos: We have to stop him! Let's roll!

*The Powerpuff Girls' theme song plays*

Nintendo Headquarters…

Mario was in his room playing SA2!

Mario: Rouge a…you're a so hot a…

Sonic and posse comes inside!

Chaos: give us back the Playstation!

Mario: I a don't a have it a!

Sonic: Your nose…it's biiiiiiiiiiiig! You tell lie!

Chaos: C'mon girls! Let's get him!

Chaos punches Mario!

POW!

Sonic kicks Mario!

WAM!

Tails spits on Mario!

SPLAT!

Knuckles kisses Mario!

SMOOCH!

Rouge steals Mario's hat!

SWAP!

Mario: Oh no! I'm a melting a! Melting a…melting a…*melts into nothing*

Everyone: YAY!

Tikal:*comes out of nowhere*Hurray! You saved the world!

Knuckles: Hi baby!*blushes and waves*

Tikal: Hi sugar!*also blushes and waves*

Rouge: Wha? Am I missing something? Are you two a couple?

Knuckles: Yes and we're engaged!

Rouge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

And so Tikal and Knuckles got married but then got divorced because Knuckles had an affair with Rouge so Tikal married Chaos and they had a baby named Googly-eyed-monster and Sonic never got his Playstation back and Archie never beat Crash Bandicoot.

THE FRIGGIN END!