A/N: I have succumbed to a new genre. HUMOR!! My friends say that this
story is hilarious. I'm asking you to decide for yourself. I don't
know. I just try. I try try try and nothing ever works out, so I'll
just try some more. Go ahead and read!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own DB/Z/GT. (foolish humans, thinking that I was
telling the truth...) You hear me??!! I DO OWN IT!!! EVERY PENNY!!!
EVERY FRICKIN PENNY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
-~*RebelChick204*~
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Everyone's Free...to Kill Yamcha
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One day, it was a normal day at Capsule Corp., which one would expect, because it
was........normal. Vegeta was yelling at Bulma, who in turn was yelling at Vegeta, and it was not
a funfun time. Trunks mumbled to himself about how stupid his parents were acting, but as you
know, all good stories need a problem, and this story has just found one of it's many flaws, for,
in the style of writers like me desperately needing a problem, Vegeta overheard Trunks. This
statement made Vegeta mad. Everyone knows Vegeta is no fun to be around when he's mad. Everyone
except Yamcha, who picked just that time to walk into the kitchen of Capsule Corp. like he did
everyday. But little did he know the horrible fate that would be bestowed upon him. Yamcha heard
the author saying these words and picked up a dictionary and looked up "bestowed." Bestowed,
however, was not in this certain dictionary, which was really okay, because who really wants to
know what bestowed means anyway? So Yamcha was in the kitchen when ki blasts (fired by Vegeta)
were randomly flying through the air. Now Yamcha was pretty strong, but not very bright, so he
tried to block one of these ki blasts. These ki blasts, however, were special ki blasts. Why,
you ask? Because they were fired by Vegeta after he had his morning coffee, which, as everyone
knows, increases his urge to watch TV. What does this have to do with anything? I don't know.
Back to the story. Yamcha tried to block-a-blast and scored 260, while Bulma played Whack-A-Mole
and scored, well, a lot higher. Say 600. Yamcha saw that he had been beaten at his own game, and
this was horrible, because as you know, you shouldn't be beaten at your own game. Now here comes
the best part. Yamcha's horrible fate. The door behind them blasted open and fell down, and
everyone knew it fell down because of the klunk that sounded like a door falling down. Behind
Yamcha stood what could easily be the worst fate of all. Rob Thomas. And he was singing 'Busted.'
Yamcha could not take it, and ran away at a speed that only a super-human being tortured by Rob
Thomas and his devil music can. But, although Bulma wasn't the strongest, she was a sly one. For
at the next corner, Britney Spears lied hidden in wait. When Yamcha got there, the princess of
pop jumped out and started singing 'Oops I Did it Again.' And Bra, who by this time had arrived,
started singing along. "Oops I did it again," she sang. "SPEAK NOT THAT PHRASE!!!" everybody else
yelled. Bra stopped. At the next chorus, Miss Spears pulled out a knife, not unlike the one Jason
from Friday the 13th uses. Using the knife, she cut Yamcha into little bits. Now, during his
short little life, it was determined that Yamcha had done more bad than good. How? Who knows? So
he was semt to hell. Where he was to eternally listen to the devil's favorite song, 'Busted' by
MB20. Now, I will tell you, that is a cruel fate for anyone, even Yamcha, so I, like the good
author I am, rescued Yamcha from hell. Which means he was back on Earth. Where everyone was
waiting for him. Goku walked up to Yamcha and patted him on the back. "I'm sorry, buddy, but I
have to do this," he said. Yamcha looked up. "Do what?" he asked. "This," Goku answered. He then
pulled out his lucky bagpipes and started playing them, and everyone else, including Vegeta and
Piccolo, started doing the riverdance. Yamcha screamed and screamed. For more reasons than one.
For, you see, Goku had stolen his favorite socks. And Yamcha is very passionate about his socks.
He spends hours seperating them into perfect pairs. Why? Who cares? So Yamcha attacked Goku and
they rolled around. Everyone else, including Vegeta and Piccolo, had no music to dance to so they
watched. Eventually, Goku got Yamcha on the ground with him on top. Goku leaned over and said,
"Before I kill you Yamcha, know this--Vegeta is your father." "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled Yamcha.
"Yamcha's our brother??!!" Bra and Trunks yelled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OO!!!!!!!" they yelled till they ran out of breath. "Die!!" Goku yelled. He killed Yamcha, and
that was that, so they all went back hom to live their very normal, everyday life.
THE END...OR IS IT??!!
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story is hilarious. I'm asking you to decide for yourself. I don't
know. I just try. I try try try and nothing ever works out, so I'll
just try some more. Go ahead and read!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own DB/Z/GT. (foolish humans, thinking that I was
telling the truth...) You hear me??!! I DO OWN IT!!! EVERY PENNY!!!
EVERY FRICKIN PENNY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
-~*RebelChick204*~
***********************************************************************
Everyone's Free...to Kill Yamcha
***********************************************************************
One day, it was a normal day at Capsule Corp., which one would expect, because it
was........normal. Vegeta was yelling at Bulma, who in turn was yelling at Vegeta, and it was not
a funfun time. Trunks mumbled to himself about how stupid his parents were acting, but as you
know, all good stories need a problem, and this story has just found one of it's many flaws, for,
in the style of writers like me desperately needing a problem, Vegeta overheard Trunks. This
statement made Vegeta mad. Everyone knows Vegeta is no fun to be around when he's mad. Everyone
except Yamcha, who picked just that time to walk into the kitchen of Capsule Corp. like he did
everyday. But little did he know the horrible fate that would be bestowed upon him. Yamcha heard
the author saying these words and picked up a dictionary and looked up "bestowed." Bestowed,
however, was not in this certain dictionary, which was really okay, because who really wants to
know what bestowed means anyway? So Yamcha was in the kitchen when ki blasts (fired by Vegeta)
were randomly flying through the air. Now Yamcha was pretty strong, but not very bright, so he
tried to block one of these ki blasts. These ki blasts, however, were special ki blasts. Why,
you ask? Because they were fired by Vegeta after he had his morning coffee, which, as everyone
knows, increases his urge to watch TV. What does this have to do with anything? I don't know.
Back to the story. Yamcha tried to block-a-blast and scored 260, while Bulma played Whack-A-Mole
and scored, well, a lot higher. Say 600. Yamcha saw that he had been beaten at his own game, and
this was horrible, because as you know, you shouldn't be beaten at your own game. Now here comes
the best part. Yamcha's horrible fate. The door behind them blasted open and fell down, and
everyone knew it fell down because of the klunk that sounded like a door falling down. Behind
Yamcha stood what could easily be the worst fate of all. Rob Thomas. And he was singing 'Busted.'
Yamcha could not take it, and ran away at a speed that only a super-human being tortured by Rob
Thomas and his devil music can. But, although Bulma wasn't the strongest, she was a sly one. For
at the next corner, Britney Spears lied hidden in wait. When Yamcha got there, the princess of
pop jumped out and started singing 'Oops I Did it Again.' And Bra, who by this time had arrived,
started singing along. "Oops I did it again," she sang. "SPEAK NOT THAT PHRASE!!!" everybody else
yelled. Bra stopped. At the next chorus, Miss Spears pulled out a knife, not unlike the one Jason
from Friday the 13th uses. Using the knife, she cut Yamcha into little bits. Now, during his
short little life, it was determined that Yamcha had done more bad than good. How? Who knows? So
he was semt to hell. Where he was to eternally listen to the devil's favorite song, 'Busted' by
MB20. Now, I will tell you, that is a cruel fate for anyone, even Yamcha, so I, like the good
author I am, rescued Yamcha from hell. Which means he was back on Earth. Where everyone was
waiting for him. Goku walked up to Yamcha and patted him on the back. "I'm sorry, buddy, but I
have to do this," he said. Yamcha looked up. "Do what?" he asked. "This," Goku answered. He then
pulled out his lucky bagpipes and started playing them, and everyone else, including Vegeta and
Piccolo, started doing the riverdance. Yamcha screamed and screamed. For more reasons than one.
For, you see, Goku had stolen his favorite socks. And Yamcha is very passionate about his socks.
He spends hours seperating them into perfect pairs. Why? Who cares? So Yamcha attacked Goku and
they rolled around. Everyone else, including Vegeta and Piccolo, had no music to dance to so they
watched. Eventually, Goku got Yamcha on the ground with him on top. Goku leaned over and said,
"Before I kill you Yamcha, know this--Vegeta is your father." "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled Yamcha.
"Yamcha's our brother??!!" Bra and Trunks yelled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OO!!!!!!!" they yelled till they ran out of breath. "Die!!" Goku yelled. He killed Yamcha, and
that was that, so they all went back hom to live their very normal, everyday life.
THE END...OR IS IT??!!
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