Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Dragoon I'm just using the characters in my story. SO DON'T SUE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!





Dragoon cemetery

It all starts at the Dragoons new home in Donau with a new friend, Kee. They all don't want him there, but he threatened to go Hannibal Lector on them if they throw him out.

Scene takes place in Shana's room. When suddenly.

Shana: GOlDIE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone runs in

Dart: Who?

Shana: Goldie. . . my fish is. . . dead. . . WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kee: FRY IT!!! FRY IT!!!! LET ME EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMME!!!!!!!!!!

Shana cries even louder that now she breaks a window

Meru: (Slaps Shana) Shhhhhhhh. . . Didn't you hear me fart?

Kongol: No wonder it smell like fish

Kee: Kongol you stupid. . .whatever you are!!!! Don't say it smells like fish. . .say it smells like dead Goldie. . .

Shana: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dart&Rose: All right . . .Just stop

Kee: No keep on im gonna go bring popcorn this is getting good.

Kee leaves to go get popcorn

Dart: Ok Shana in the morning we'll get you a new fish . . . for now lets go bury Goldie to the pet cemetery all of us buried are pets.

Shana: (Sniffle) OK!!! (Snore)

Meru: CAT POOP!!!!!!!!!!!

Haschel & Kongol: WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meru: No just wanted to say that

Both: OK

Kee walks in with the popcorn

Kee: OK im ready . . . DAMMIT!!! I missed it

Dart: Get dressed we're all going to the cemetery

Haschel: Where are Miranda and Lloyd and Albert?

Kee: I didn't put them in this fic

Kongol: Why?

Kee: Don't question me or I will take you all out of my fic and send you to Chucky Cheese's . . .

All: SORRY!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!

Kee: OK

Later at the cemetery

Dart: We are all here to remember Goldie the fish

Shana kicks Dart in the kneecap screaming "GOLDFISH"

Dart: Ow ok . . .Goldie the goldfish . . .Kee put that cookie down it's a funeral

Kee: What did I say earlier?

Dart: Sorry

Later all the dragoons run to the living room screaming

Dart, Kongol, and Haschel: MY DOG IS BACK AND EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shana: GOLDIE IS BACK AND EVIL!!!!!!

Rose: MY BAT IS BACK AND EVIL

Meru: MY CAT IS BACK AND EVIL

Suddenly Meru has a flashback when she was walking her pet cat and everyone was starring at her

Meru: LUNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Suddenly Kee comes dancing down and screams at the animals

Kee: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!! IF MY COOKIE JAR IS EMPTY!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR.

All the animals run away in fear

Dart: How did that happen?

Rose: . . .I was practicing my witchcraft and I accidentally made them . . .

Shana: Well that explains that but how did you scare them away Kee?

Kee: Because they know what im capable of

All: ohhhhhhhhh

Dart: Kee we're keeping you . . . just in case

Kee: Good

Haschel: But next time add our friends

Kee: All right

Kee takes the cookie jar and dances back to his room. The other dragoons go to sleep.



The End