Disclaimer: I don't own Legend of Dragoon I'm just using the characters in
my story. SO DON'T SUE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dragoon cemetery
It all starts at the Dragoons new home in Donau with a new friend, Kee. They all don't want him there, but he threatened to go Hannibal Lector on them if they throw him out.
Scene takes place in Shana's room. When suddenly.
Shana: GOlDIE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone runs in
Dart: Who?
Shana: Goldie. . . my fish is. . . dead. . . WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kee: FRY IT!!! FRY IT!!!! LET ME EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMME!!!!!!!!!!
Shana cries even louder that now she breaks a window
Meru: (Slaps Shana) Shhhhhhhh. . . Didn't you hear me fart?
Kongol: No wonder it smell like fish
Kee: Kongol you stupid. . .whatever you are!!!! Don't say it smells like fish. . .say it smells like dead Goldie. . .
Shana: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dart&Rose: All right . . .Just stop
Kee: No keep on im gonna go bring popcorn this is getting good.
Kee leaves to go get popcorn
Dart: Ok Shana in the morning we'll get you a new fish . . . for now lets go bury Goldie to the pet cemetery all of us buried are pets.
Shana: (Sniffle) OK!!! (Snore)
Meru: CAT POOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Haschel & Kongol: WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meru: No just wanted to say that
Both: OK
Kee walks in with the popcorn
Kee: OK im ready . . . DAMMIT!!! I missed it
Dart: Get dressed we're all going to the cemetery
Haschel: Where are Miranda and Lloyd and Albert?
Kee: I didn't put them in this fic
Kongol: Why?
Kee: Don't question me or I will take you all out of my fic and send you to Chucky Cheese's . . .
All: SORRY!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!
Kee: OK
Later at the cemetery
Dart: We are all here to remember Goldie the fish
Shana kicks Dart in the kneecap screaming "GOLDFISH"
Dart: Ow ok . . .Goldie the goldfish . . .Kee put that cookie down it's a funeral
Kee: What did I say earlier?
Dart: Sorry
Later all the dragoons run to the living room screaming
Dart, Kongol, and Haschel: MY DOG IS BACK AND EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shana: GOLDIE IS BACK AND EVIL!!!!!!
Rose: MY BAT IS BACK AND EVIL
Meru: MY CAT IS BACK AND EVIL
Suddenly Meru has a flashback when she was walking her pet cat and everyone was starring at her
Meru: LUNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Suddenly Kee comes dancing down and screams at the animals
Kee: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!! IF MY COOKIE JAR IS EMPTY!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR.
All the animals run away in fear
Dart: How did that happen?
Rose: . . .I was practicing my witchcraft and I accidentally made them . . .
Shana: Well that explains that but how did you scare them away Kee?
Kee: Because they know what im capable of
All: ohhhhhhhhh
Dart: Kee we're keeping you . . . just in case
Kee: Good
Haschel: But next time add our friends
Kee: All right
Kee takes the cookie jar and dances back to his room. The other dragoons go to sleep.
The End
Dragoon cemetery
It all starts at the Dragoons new home in Donau with a new friend, Kee. They all don't want him there, but he threatened to go Hannibal Lector on them if they throw him out.
Scene takes place in Shana's room. When suddenly.
Shana: GOlDIE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone runs in
Dart: Who?
Shana: Goldie. . . my fish is. . . dead. . . WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kee: FRY IT!!! FRY IT!!!! LET ME EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMME!!!!!!!!!!
Shana cries even louder that now she breaks a window
Meru: (Slaps Shana) Shhhhhhhh. . . Didn't you hear me fart?
Kongol: No wonder it smell like fish
Kee: Kongol you stupid. . .whatever you are!!!! Don't say it smells like fish. . .say it smells like dead Goldie. . .
Shana: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dart&Rose: All right . . .Just stop
Kee: No keep on im gonna go bring popcorn this is getting good.
Kee leaves to go get popcorn
Dart: Ok Shana in the morning we'll get you a new fish . . . for now lets go bury Goldie to the pet cemetery all of us buried are pets.
Shana: (Sniffle) OK!!! (Snore)
Meru: CAT POOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Haschel & Kongol: WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meru: No just wanted to say that
Both: OK
Kee walks in with the popcorn
Kee: OK im ready . . . DAMMIT!!! I missed it
Dart: Get dressed we're all going to the cemetery
Haschel: Where are Miranda and Lloyd and Albert?
Kee: I didn't put them in this fic
Kongol: Why?
Kee: Don't question me or I will take you all out of my fic and send you to Chucky Cheese's . . .
All: SORRY!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!
Kee: OK
Later at the cemetery
Dart: We are all here to remember Goldie the fish
Shana kicks Dart in the kneecap screaming "GOLDFISH"
Dart: Ow ok . . .Goldie the goldfish . . .Kee put that cookie down it's a funeral
Kee: What did I say earlier?
Dart: Sorry
Later all the dragoons run to the living room screaming
Dart, Kongol, and Haschel: MY DOG IS BACK AND EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shana: GOLDIE IS BACK AND EVIL!!!!!!
Rose: MY BAT IS BACK AND EVIL
Meru: MY CAT IS BACK AND EVIL
Suddenly Meru has a flashback when she was walking her pet cat and everyone was starring at her
Meru: LUNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Suddenly Kee comes dancing down and screams at the animals
Kee: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!! IF MY COOKIE JAR IS EMPTY!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR.
All the animals run away in fear
Dart: How did that happen?
Rose: . . .I was practicing my witchcraft and I accidentally made them . . .
Shana: Well that explains that but how did you scare them away Kee?
Kee: Because they know what im capable of
All: ohhhhhhhhh
Dart: Kee we're keeping you . . . just in case
Kee: Good
Haschel: But next time add our friends
Kee: All right
Kee takes the cookie jar and dances back to his room. The other dragoons go to sleep.
The End
