Title: Nine Seasons of X-Files
Author: --Starbuck--
Summary: Sing to the Twelve Days of Christmas.
Rating: G
Spoilers: Uh...there's kinda one for S9...=\
A/N: I did write "The Twelve Days of X-Mas", but they're kinda similar, so unless you want me to post it like as a second chapter to this I'll keep it for myself. ^_^
In the first season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
A basement office i-in D.C.
In the second season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
Two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the third season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the fourth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
four Samantha clones,
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the fifth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!
four Samantha clones,
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the sixth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
six missing ghost ships
Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!
four Samantha clones,
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the seventh season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
seven brain sucking aliens,
six missing ghost ships,
Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!
four Samantha clones,
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the eighth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
Eight giant ba-ats,
seven brain sucking aliens,
six missing ghost ships,
Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!
four Samantha clones,
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
(sing mournfully)
In the ninth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me...
NO MULDER.
Author: --Starbuck--
Summary: Sing to the Twelve Days of Christmas.
Rating: G
Spoilers: Uh...there's kinda one for S9...=\
A/N: I did write "The Twelve Days of X-Mas", but they're kinda similar, so unless you want me to post it like as a second chapter to this I'll keep it for myself. ^_^
In the first season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
A basement office i-in D.C.
In the second season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
Two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the third season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the fourth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
four Samantha clones,
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the fifth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!
four Samantha clones,
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the sixth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
six missing ghost ships
Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!
four Samantha clones,
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the seventh season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
seven brain sucking aliens,
six missing ghost ships,
Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!
four Samantha clones,
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
In the eighth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:
Eight giant ba-ats,
seven brain sucking aliens,
six missing ghost ships,
Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!
four Samantha clones,
three lone gunmen,
two special agents,
and a basement office i-in D.C.
(sing mournfully)
In the ninth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me...
NO MULDER.
