Title: Nine Seasons of X-Files

Author: --Starbuck--

Summary: Sing to the Twelve Days of Christmas.

Rating: G

Spoilers: Uh...there's kinda one for S9...=\

A/N: I did write "The Twelve Days of X-Mas", but they're kinda similar, so unless you want me to post it like as a second chapter to this I'll keep it for myself. ^_^



In the first season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:

A basement office i-in D.C.

In the second season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:

Two special agents,

and a basement office i-in D.C.

In the third season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:

three lone gunmen,

two special agents,

and a basement office i-in D.C.

In the fourth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:

four Samantha clones,

three lone gunmen,

two special agents,

and a basement office i-in D.C.

In the fifth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:

Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!

four Samantha clones,

three lone gunmen,

two special agents,

and a basement office i-in D.C.

In the sixth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:

six missing ghost ships

Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!

four Samantha clones,

three lone gunmen,

two special agents,

and a basement office i-in D.C.

In the seventh season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:

seven brain sucking aliens,

six missing ghost ships,

Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!

four Samantha clones,

three lone gunmen,

two special agents,

and a basement office i-in D.C.

In the eighth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me:

Eight giant ba-ats,

seven brain sucking aliens,

six missing ghost ships,

Fiiiiive Greeat Mutatooooos!

four Samantha clones,

three lone gunmen,

two special agents,

and a basement office i-in D.C.

(sing mournfully)

In the ninth season of X-Files, Chris Carter gave to me...

NO MULDER.