A Night With Butch and Cassidy

By: Amanda

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own 'em

Author's note: This isn't one of my favorites, but I had to get it up since its part of the 'Spy Camera' series

*It's night time with Jessie, James, and Meowth are outside out in a yard watching what happens in the room through a pair of binoculars*

Cassidy: *Cassidy enters bedroom. She looks around the room while she groans in disgust.* Butch! Butch, get in here now!

Butch: *casually walks into room* Yes, what is it?

Cassidy: This room! It's a disgrace! All of your clothes are all over the place. Look! Your shirts are all over our bed, your pants are on the floor, and I just so happen to be stepping on your boxers!

Butch: *gasps* Those are my favorite smiley-face ones! You better not wrinkle them!

Cassidy: Butch, they're already wrinkled. They're just boxers anyway, so who cares?

Butch: I care!

Cassidy: Butch! Please! If you insist on being messy, can you please try to keep your mess on your half of the room?

Butch: That's sort of hard to do.

Cassidy: *sighs exasperatedly* Well, can you please pick your clothes up and put them in the closet?!

Butch: Okay, fine. *picks up clothes and throws them in closet* Happy now?

Cassidy: No, I am not happy. You threw your clothes into the closet! Can't you hang them up?

Butch: *groans but reluctantly hangs up the clothes* Now are you happy?

Cassidy: Yes, I'm happy now. I'm going to take a shower now.

Butch: *groans* No! You're going to use up all of the hot water!

Cassidy: You used up all of the hot water last night so I'm entitled to use it all tonight.

Butch: Fine. Just don't take too long, okay?

Cassidy: Sure. *walks into bathroom, shuts door, and starts the water.*

Butch: *Walks into a different bathroom and flushes the toilet*

Cassidy: *Sreams* Ahh! It's hot! Ahhhh! Now it's freezing!

Butch: *laughs*

Cassidy: *Storms out of bathroom with a towel around her.* Butch!!!

Butch: *laughs*

Cassidy: You know, I should slap you.

Butch: Go ahead.

Cassidy: *Reaches up to slap Butch but lets go of the towel. The towel falls to the floor revealing her.*

Butch: *laughs and blushes* Wow Cassidy!

Cassidy: *blushes and runs back into the bathroom to finish her shower*

Butch: *continues laughing and blushing as he walks back into the bedroom*

Cassidy: *walks out of bathroom 15 minutes later* Your turn, Butch.

Butch: You sure took your time in there. Forget about hot water, I hope that there's even water left for me.

Cassidy: *laughs and throws a pillow at Butch*

Butch: *pillow hits Butch right in the face, so he retaliates and hits Cassidy with it. *Walks into bathroom to take shower.*

Cassidy: *notices Butch did not lock the bathroom door. Thinking that Butch needed a dose of his own medicine, Cassidy silently opens the door and walks in* Let's see! What's behind curtain number1!? *pulls back shower curtain*

Butch: Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!! Cassidy! *blushes and tries to cover himself*

Cassidy: *laughs* Serves you right! *walks out of bathroom*

Butch: *walks out of bathroom 8 minutes later*

Cassidy: Was there any water left?

Butch: Yeah. But no hot water.

Cassidy: Too bad. *sprays on perfume*

Butch: *sniffs air* Why do you have to put on the perfume?

Cassidy: Because I'm a girl and it smells nice. Don't you like it?

Butch: Yeah, it smells nice and all. But it makes the room smell.girly.

Cassidy: Hah! Very funny. Just for saying that, I need your help with something.

Butch: With what?

Cassidy: *pulls a bottle of nail polish out of a drawer* Normally I apply the nail polish. But I always mess up. So I want you to put the nail polish on my nails.

Butch: *moans* Why?

Cassidy: Because, that's why. Come on, Butch, it's not like anyone's watching.

James: *James watches what's happening through his binoculars* Ha! Butch has to put nail polish on Cassidy.

Jessie: *laughs*

Meowth: *laughs* Dis is so much fun!

Cassidy: *hands Butch the nail polish* I want you to put this color on me.

Butch: *reads name* Pretty Prancing Purple? Where do they come up with these names?

Cassidy: I've often wondered the same thing. Please don't screw up.

Butch: Why?

Cassidy: Because you're going to have to do it all over. And I know you do not want to do that, do you?

Butch: No, not really.

Cassidy: *sighs impatiently* Hurry up, Butch.

Butch: *brushes nail polish onto Cassidy's nails* There, I'm finished.

Cassidy: Good job.

Butch: I never want to that again. *sniffs air* Uhg. I hate the smell of nail polish.

Cassidy: Screw you.

Butch: I'm serious.

Cassidy: Why? Does it smell too girly?

Butch: Yes, and it also stinks.

Cassidy: As if this room doesn't smell like you.

Butch: I don't smell!

Cassidy: Little do you know.

Butch: That's it. I'm tired and I want to go to bed. Don't bother me.

Cassidy: Oh I'm sorry Butch if I'm annoying you.

Butch: Yeah, you are bugging me.

Cassidy: You deserve it.

Butch: You deserve it, too.

Cassidy: You know what else I deserve? You. Come over here and give me a hug. Now.

Butch: *Walks over and hugs Cassidy*

Cassidy: You're not half bad, Butch. You're actually kind of sweet.

Butch: I know.

Cassidy: You can be a jerk.

Butch: I know.

Cassidy: *laughs* Do you know everything?

Butch: Yep.

Cassidy: Do you know that I love you?

Butch: Yep.

Cassidy: *laughs and kisses Butch*

Butch: *kisses Cassidy*

Jessie: What's happening?

James: *laughs* They're making out.

Jessie: Are you serious? Heh, Cassidy told me she would never kiss Butch. What a liar! Let me see! *grabs binoculars* Ha ha!

Meowth: *grabs binoculars away from Jessie* I wanna see! *looks through them* Ew! Mushy!

James: *takes binoculars away from Meowth and looks through them*

Jessie: Now what's happening?

Meowth: Yeah, are dey doing, uh, um, something else now. Ya know what I mean.

James: I can't tell. The lights are off, or at least dimmed. So I can't see.

Jessie: Darn.

Meowth: T'ank goodness. I did not want to see.