~*~ Zechs' Office ~*~

~*~ 6:30 PM ~*~

Trey, who was sitting on her husband's desk, laughed as Zechs turned pale, and slumped down in his plush leather chair. Heero fumed in a corner and Relena looked proud of herself, sitting in front of her brother and sister-in-law.

"No! This isn't right! You are not pregnant with Treize's child!" Zechs yelled.

"I am. I always knew I was special. This is just like the Virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus Christ," Relena said. Trey laughed again, going thought all the medical papers that the Queen could find in the manor. Automatically discarding ones from Zechs' heart attack, Trey's giving birth to Calé and Évangalie, she was left with two computer print-outs.

"This is nothing like that! You aren't a virgin, Relena, this child isn't going to be our religious savior, and Treize, by all means, is not God!" Zechs called out. Trey kissed Zechs' forehead and told him to calm himself.

"And how did you find out that Treize was the father of this unborn child," Trey asked.

"Treize isn't the father!" Zechs pounded his fist on his desk.

"Calm down, Snowflake, you'll give yourself a heart attack," She reminded her husband again.

"I had DNA testing done. You have the paper in front of you, Trey." Relena said, as if she were the smartest person in the room.

"And on what date did you and the late Mr. Kushrenada conceive this child?" Trey ignored Relena's know-it-all tone, and read off a particular medical print-out.

"I don't know exactly. A few months ago, I guess," Relena answered.

"Is this the test data return sheet you received back ?" Trey held up the paper she was reading off. Trey handed the other paper to Zechs, and he began reading the other one.

"Yes, it is. I already told you that!" Relena said, getting annoyed by Trey's questions.

"Then you conceived the child in the year AC 188." Trey continued reading silently.

"What? I was only eight years old then!" Relena cried.

"And your name is Leia Barton." Trey read the next line.

"No!" Relena yelled.

"Then this isn't your data sheet." Trey said triumphantly. She had, once again, proved Relena wrong. Trey really was forming a hobby out of it.

"Then who is the real father?" Relena asked.

"Do the honors, Love," Trey told Zechs, who had the correct paper.

"Relena," Zechs read off the data sheet, "The father is Heero Yuy."

"Damn it!" Heero's scream could be heard all through Peacecraft Manor.