A/N: Recently, I had
a chance to speak with the now famous trio of Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and
Hermione Granger. I asked them some
compelling questions (^-^) and let them in on a couple of the rumors going
around. This is all right before they
began their fifth year at Hogwarts, to let you know. So, here's the interview.
(For those of you who took all I wrote up there to be fact, I pity
you. This is all made-up.)(Oh, and I
know the idea's not original, but oh well.)
Disclaimer: Any characters
and places mentioned are the creations of the great J.K. Rowling. Since my name's not J.K. Rowling, they were
NOT created by me.
Ady: Hey, first I
want to thank you guys for letting me interview you.
Harry: Sure.
Hermione: Glad to.
Ron: No problem.
A: Okay, I have to
ask. Hermione, did you visit Krum in
Bulgaria over the summer?
Ha: Hey…
R: Yeah, you never
told us either, Hermione.
Hr: And I
have no intention of telling you. Too
personal of a question, Ady. Moving on.
A: Er…okay. So how's Sirius doing, Harry?
Ha: I
haven't had too many owls from him, but from what I know, he's joined
Dumbledore in the resistance.
A: And do
you have any news about the resistance for us, Ron?
R: Er…no,
not really.
A: On to
rumors. Have you guys heard any of the
rumors about your crushes?
R: Huh?
Ha: No!
A:
Hehe… Well, let's start with
Hermione. Harry, Ron, Krum, or Draco;
those are the most popular ideas.
Hr:
Humph! Who says that I like any
of them?
Ha: Ahem…
Hr: Oh! As something more than friends, I mean.
A: Draco's
your friend?
Hr:
Wha-NO! Don't twist my words!
R: (whispers) She's been a little edgy around
interviewers since that Skeeter woman.
A:
Yeah…well, on to Harry then.
Cho, Hermione, or Ginny; I'm not going to get into boys, because those
ideas are too vast and strange.
Ha:
Boys?! You people are
strange…er, why is Cho included?
A: Let's
just say, we've had a peek into your head.
Ha: Oh. No comment.
A: Goll, you
guys are cooperative. How 'bout you,
Ron? Any special person in your
life? You always seemed to be paired
with Hermione or nobody at all.
R: Me and Hermione?! Yuck!
What would give you that idea?
A:
Um…nothing. Hey, Ron. What do you think of the rumors that Ginny
and Draco will get together.
R: What?! I think Draco would die of laughter if he
heard that. Hey, that's an idea. Maybe we should tell him about it.
Hr: Hey,
what's so 'Yuck!' about you and me, huh?
R:
What? You wouldn't say 'Yuck!'
to us being a couple?
Hr: Of
course I would, but why would you?
R: Hey…
Ha: Er…any
more questions, Ady?
A: No, I
think I'd rather see this played out.
Ha: Ahem.
A: Okay,
okay. Any plans after Hogwarts? What do you guys want to be?
Hr: An
Auror, maybe.
Ha: Yeah,
that sounds good.
R: Only
thing I can think of.
A: Boy, you
guys are original. Er…well, I need to
go now. Time's up. Any last thoughts for everyone?
Hermione:
Study hard!
Ron:
*groan* And you guys paired me
with her?
Harry: I
just want to give a shout-out to Ms. Joanne Rowling. We love you, Jo!!!
Ady:
Couldn't have said it better myself.
~*~*~
A/N: Yep, I
know, exciting. Hey, I was bored and
decided to write it. So, there you go.
Review if
you want. ^-^
-Ady