A/N:  No sooner had I put up my interview with the trio, than I got a very angry owl from Draco Malfoy.  He seemed to think that it was unfair to just interview the Gryffindor three.  So, I asked him to an interview.  It was…interesting.  Well, just see for yourself. (As with the other interview, I didn't really interview Draco Malfoy.  That's kinda hard with a fictional character.)

Disclaimer:  The only person who is not one of the wonderful characters created by J.K. Rowling is me.  Period.

Ady:  Er…thank you, Draco, for, er, coming at my request.

Draco:  It's a pleasure, I'm sure.

A:  I see you brought your bodyguards.  Hey, Crabbe and Goyle.

Crabbe: *grunt*

Goyle:  *snort*

A:  Mmm…very interesting, indeed.  I was wondering, Draco, how old do you have to be to become a Death Eater?

D:  Trying to figure out if I joined, eh?  Well, I haven't.  Not yet, anyways.

A:  Ah…okay.  Do you plan on joining?

D:  No comment.

A:  Oh, c'mon!  You have to say something!

D:  Pothead, Weasel, and Muggle-brain didn't.

A:  Harry's not a pothead!  And if anyone looks like a weasel it's-

D:  Watch it…

C:  *sneeze*

A:  Bless you.

D:  Hm?  I didn't sneeze.

A:  I was talking to Crabbe.

D:  To Crabbe?  Why?

A:  Oy.  Let's just continue.

D:  And try not to be a biased interviewer.

A:  I'm not a professional; I can be as biased as I want.

D:  You're worse than Ms. Skeeter.

A:  Oh!  Now that was below the belt!  Don't you dare compare me to that sad excuse for a monkey, who I'm sure you're proud to call your friend!

D:  Did I, or did I not tell you to 'Watch it', muggle?

A:  Give me one reason not to knock you around to next Wednesday!

D:  I've got two.

C&G: *grin*

A:  Ah…hehe.  Good point.  Well, I guess you heard a bit about whom people think you'll end up with.  Ginny and Hermione are the most common candidates, but a few people say Harry.

D:  Potter and me?!  I'll have to agree with Potter on this one; you people are too weird.  And as for the muggle-lover and mudblood-

A:  Muggle-born.

D:  Mudblood.

A:  Muggle-born!

D:  Mudblood!

A:  I don't have to interview you, you selfish prat!

D:  Okay, okay, muggle-born.  Why in the world would I go with either of them?

A:  Just some rumors, that's all.  So, who is the special lady in your life?

D:  Who do you think?  Pansy Parkinson, of course.

A:  I said lady, not prime ape.

D:  That's it!  I'm out of here!

A:  Good!  Don't forget your trolls!

C&G:  *glare*

A:  Ah, hehe.  Just kidding.

Draco: (leaving)  By the way, that J.K. Rowling is a bit off her rocker.  She created me, but made Potter the main character?!  What an idiot.

Ady:  Draco Malfoy, you are a sad, sorry excuse for a thing!  I'll tell Harry what you said!  He'll hit you with a curse so powerful, even your father's head will be spinning.

Draco:  Yeah, whatever.

Ady:  Argh!

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A/N:  Black Crow asked me to write an interview with Draco, so I did.  ^-^

      As you can see, Draco isn't one of my favorite characters.  Well, I wouldn't mind reviews!

      Thanks to all who reviewed on my interview with the trio, and all my other stories!

      -Ady