A/N: No sooner had I put up my interview with the trio, than I got a very angry owl from Draco Malfoy. He seemed to think that it was unfair to just interview the Gryffindor three. So, I asked him to an interview. It was…interesting. Well, just see for yourself. (As with the other interview, I didn't really interview Draco Malfoy. That's kinda hard with a fictional character.)
Disclaimer: The only person who is not one of the wonderful characters created by J.K. Rowling is me. Period.
Ady: Er…thank you, Draco, for, er, coming at my request.
Draco: It's a pleasure, I'm sure.
A: I see you brought your bodyguards. Hey, Crabbe and Goyle.
Crabbe: *grunt*
Goyle: *snort*
A: Mmm…very interesting, indeed. I was wondering, Draco, how old do you have to be to become a Death Eater?
D: Trying to figure out if I joined, eh? Well, I haven't. Not yet, anyways.
A: Ah…okay. Do you plan on joining?
D: No comment.
A: Oh, c'mon! You have to say something!
D: Pothead, Weasel, and Muggle-brain didn't.
A: Harry's not a pothead! And if anyone looks like a weasel it's-
D: Watch it…
C: *sneeze*
A: Bless you.
D: Hm? I didn't sneeze.
A: I was talking to Crabbe.
D: To Crabbe? Why?
A: Oy. Let's just continue.
D: And try not to be a biased interviewer.
A: I'm not a professional; I can be as biased as I want.
D: You're worse than Ms. Skeeter.
A: Oh! Now that was below the belt! Don't you dare compare me to that sad excuse for a monkey, who I'm sure you're proud to call your friend!
D: Did I, or did I not tell you to 'Watch it', muggle?
A: Give me one reason not to knock you around to next Wednesday!
D: I've got two.
C&G: *grin*
A: Ah…hehe. Good point. Well, I guess you heard a bit about whom people think you'll end up with. Ginny and Hermione are the most common candidates, but a few people say Harry.
D: Potter and me?! I'll have to agree with Potter on this one; you people are too weird. And as for the muggle-lover and mudblood-
A: Muggle-born.
D: Mudblood.
A: Muggle-born!
D: Mudblood!
A: I don't have to interview you, you selfish prat!
D: Okay, okay, muggle-born. Why in the world would I go with either of them?
A: Just some rumors, that's all. So, who is the special lady in your life?
D: Who do you think? Pansy Parkinson, of course.
A: I said lady, not prime ape.
D: That's it! I'm out of here!
A: Good! Don't forget your trolls!
C&G: *glare*
A: Ah, hehe. Just kidding.
Draco: (leaving) By the way, that J.K. Rowling is a bit off her rocker. She created me, but made Potter the main character?! What an idiot.
Ady: Draco Malfoy, you are a sad, sorry excuse for a thing! I'll tell Harry what you said! He'll hit you with a curse so powerful, even your father's head will be spinning.
Draco: Yeah, whatever.
Ady: Argh!
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A/N: Black Crow asked me to write an interview with Draco, so I did. ^-^
As you can see, Draco isn't one of my favorite characters. Well, I wouldn't mind reviews!
Thanks to all who reviewed on my interview with the trio, and all my other stories!
-Ady
