A/N: Once again, I had the privilege of interviewing some wonderful characters. I tell you, connections come in handy. This time I met with the infamous and hilarious duo that is Fred and George Weasley. I'm proud of myself for undertaking such a potentially dangerous assignment. Well, here you go. (Read my interviews with Draco or the Trio if you want to see what goes here.) (And don't take anything that is said in the interview as what will happen in the books. I just made it up.) (Last thing. I've decided this is just before Harry's 6th year.)
Disclaimer: ::falls over laughing:: You would possibly think that I made these guys up and not the marvelous Joanne Rowling?! ::wipes tears from eyes, still laughing:: Well, there you'd be wrong. Ms. Rowling owns it all and I own bagatelle. (aka: nothing)
Ady: Hey, guys. Thanks for coming
Fred: *grins* Wouldn't miss it for the world.
George: Definitely not.
A: Well, naturally, I first have to ask, any special girls in your life?
F: Oh, that's a tuffy. Let me think…there's so many, it's hard to choose. Well, I had my latest date with Ivana Tinkle.
G: Hey, I'm going out with Ivana!
F: So that's why she kept calling me 'George.'
A: *stares* You guys can't be serious.
F: Are we ever not serious?
G: In other words, of course we're joking. Boy, Ady, you don't know us too well, do you?
A: I guess I'll have to learn. But seriously, are you seeing anyone? I'm sure there are quite a few girls who would be interested.
F: Well, there is Itwa Zentmee-
A: Forget it.
G: Hm…what? Forget what?
A: Oi. So, could you guys fill us in on how the resistance is going?
G: Er…we don't know anything about the resistance.
F: You really don't know us, Ady. You think that we would be trusted with information like that?
A: Yeah, okay. Well, what about your joke shop? You recently came into money, right?
F: *stands up and paces loftily* Top secret information there. Very hush-hush.
G: Well, actually, we are starting up on that. There's a building in Hogsmeade that has a shop on the first floor and living quarters on the top. After a bit more experi-
A: Fred Weasley, sit back down this instant!
F: What?
A: I'm not going to let you sneak around so suddenly, while I'm talking to George, a gigantic spider will find its way up my neck!
F: I'm hurt and shocked, Ady. You think that I would jeopardize the integrity of this interview just to pull a practical joke?
G: Besides, he was going to do something loads better than just sticking a giant spider down you back.
A: Just sit, Fred. And don't dare get up again until this interview is over.
F: Here, to make it up to you, have some candy. *pulls three candies from pocket*
A: I may be a muggle, but I'm not stupid.
G: Here, we'll even eat them. *picks piece*
F: *holds out last candy* Here.
A: Hey, George, why don't you and I switch candies?
G: Er…just remembered. I'm on a diet.
A: Yeah, sure. No candies or pastries or snacks of any kind, Fred.
F: Well, aren't you a stick in the mud.
A: I'd rather be a stick in the mud than a giant canary, thank you very much. George, you were saying?
G: What was I saying?
A: About more experimenting.
G: I said no such thing.
A: But-
G: Our mum doesn't let us experiment in the house.
A:*grr* Okay then. Is there anything you can tell us?
G: Uh…Hermione's spent the summer with us.
F: Oh, yeah! She's been teaching us this muggle game…er, what was it, George? Beetle or grasshopper or something.
G: Cricket.
F: Ah, I was close. It's really a confusing game.
A: Anything more?
F: Nope.
G: Nothing that comes to mind.
A: Okay. Well, thanks for letting me interview you.
F: Our pleasure. *shakes hand*
A: AH! What in the heck was that?!
F:*grins* Like it? It's one of our newest inventions, the Wiz-Buzz. It works almost like a muggle buzzer, except it turns your hand green. Lasts for hours. Only 10 sickles each!
A: FRED!
F: Well, gotta go!
G: Visit the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for all your mayhem-making needs!
A: Come back here, you gits!
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A/N: Another exciting end to an interesting interview. ^-^ Reviews welcome.
