A/N:  Well, I called in a favor and was privileged to get an interview with everyone's favorite convict…Sirius Black!  Too bad he's old enough to be my dad. *sigh*  If only he hadn't been arrested, then he could have married and had a drop dead gorgeous son. *cough*  Okay, well onto the interview!  (Read any of my other interviews to see what goes here)

Disclaimer:  Sirius Black and the entire HP world are the creations of the magnificent Joanne Rowling.  They did not come from my twisted little mind.

Ady:  I can't thank you enough for letting me interview you, Sirius.

Sirius:  Hey sure, my pleasure, Ady.

A:  I mean, it's not every day a person gets to interview an escaped, on-the-run convict.  Especially one of your fame.  It's a journalist's dream!

S:  Or nightmare, depending on who you are.  I would probably scare the wits out of most people.

A:  I know of a few girls that would be speechless if they saw you, and not because you're a convicted murderer either.

S: *raises eyebrow, grinning* Oh really?

A:  Yes, and you know it, too!  I'm not going to play along just so you're ego can get a boost, not that it needs one.

S:  I'm hurt, Ady.  You really think that of me?

A:  Yes.

S:  You're a better judge of character than I thought…

A:  No need to boost my ego either.  It's already big enough.

S:  Well, I can see that.

A:  Ouch.  That one was below the belt, Sirius.

S:  Hey, let's say we start the interview.

A:  I've been trying to, but you keep distracting me!

S: *grins* I often have that affect on women.

A:  Hey, no self-ego boosting either.  So, how's life on the run?

S:  Not too bad.  Since the resistance started, I've been pretty much living the high life.

A:  Ah, the resistance.  Can you give us any information on that?

S:  None that you don't already know.

A:  But I don't know anything about it!

S:  Exactly.

A: *sigh* Okay.  Well, what do you mean by living the high life?
S:  I've got pretty comfortable quarters.  Have to be near Dumbledore, after all.

A:  You're hiding out at Hogwarts?!

S:  *grins* I'm not at liberty to say.

A: *sigh* How did I know that was coming?  How's Buckbeak doing?

S:  Pretty good, but he probably wishes he could stretch his wings more often.

A:  Well, I have to ask of course, do you have any plans romantically after your name is cleared?

S: *laughs* I plan on enjoying myself, that's all.

A:  So no special woman in your life?  There've been quite a few rumors on that.  First, Minerva McGona-

S: *recoils*  She's seventy years old!

A:  You didn't let me finish!  Most who say that you two will get together also say that she has a charm or something on her to make her look older.

S:  Er…okay…  But me and her…uh-uh.  Complete clash there.

A:  How 'bout Arabella Figg?  With the same charm, of course.

S:  Arabel- Arabella Figg?!  Shouldn't there be a few more rumors that she and Dumbledore could get together?

A:  Hey, I haven't heard that one before.  Not too shabby of an idea either.  So is there no one  you have in mind?

S:  If there was, do you really think I'd tell you?

A:  Hey, it's worth a shot.

S:  Is that all your interviews are?  Inquiries into the romantic lives of your interviewees?

A:  The people want to know about that kind of stuff.  And they especially want to know if you are taken.

S: *laughs* Flattery will get you everywhere.

A:  Of course.  Since you insist on pressing onto other subject matter, how about your attempts at clearing your name?  Is there any end in sight?

S:  Not sure.  It all really depends on a certain rat we all know and hate.  But there's hope, Ady.  There's always hope.

A:  How do you spend your days?  I mean, it must get pretty boring after a while.

S:  *raises eyebrow*  I spent twelve years in Azkaban and kept my sanity.  Any place away from those dementors is heaven.

A:  Yes, you have a point.  Where did you stay before you sort of migrated to Hogsmeade and then to your new location?

S:  The south of France.  I tell you, there's nothing wrong with a country full of millions of girls who have no idea what you're saying. *winks*

A:  Oi.  Well, I think we'll leave off on that happy note.  Thanks for the interview, Sirius.

S:  As I said, it was my pleasure.

Ady:  Any thoughts you have for our readers before you leave?

Sirius:  Yes.  Don't leave anything off for tomorrow, because you never know what tomorrow will bring.  'Later' may become 'too late'.  I only wish I had known that about twenty years ago…  Believe me, you can't argue with fate.