A/N: Well, I called in a favor and was privileged to get an interview with everyone's favorite convict…Sirius Black! Too bad he's old enough to be my dad. *sigh* If only he hadn't been arrested, then he could have married and had a drop dead gorgeous son. *cough* Okay, well onto the interview! (Read any of my other interviews to see what goes here)
Disclaimer: Sirius Black and the entire HP world are the creations of the magnificent Joanne Rowling. They did not come from my twisted little mind.
Ady: I can't thank you enough for letting me interview you, Sirius.
Sirius: Hey sure, my pleasure, Ady.
A: I mean, it's not every day a person gets to interview an escaped, on-the-run convict. Especially one of your fame. It's a journalist's dream!
S: Or nightmare, depending on who you are. I would probably scare the wits out of most people.
A: I know of a few girls that would be speechless if they saw you, and not because you're a convicted murderer either.
S: *raises eyebrow, grinning* Oh really?
A: Yes, and you know it, too! I'm not going to play along just so you're ego can get a boost, not that it needs one.
S: I'm hurt, Ady. You really think that of me?
A: Yes.
S: You're a better judge of character than I thought…
A: No need to boost my ego either. It's already big enough.
S: Well, I can see that.
A: Ouch. That one was below the belt, Sirius.
S: Hey, let's say we start the interview.
A: I've been trying to, but you keep distracting me!
S: *grins* I often have that affect on women.
A: Hey, no self-ego boosting either. So, how's life on the run?
S: Not too bad. Since the resistance started, I've been pretty much living the high life.
A: Ah, the resistance. Can you give us any information on that?
S: None that you don't already know.
A: But I don't know anything about it!
S: Exactly.
A: *sigh* Okay.
Well, what do you mean by living the high life?
S: I've got pretty comfortable
quarters. Have to be near Dumbledore,
after all.
A: You're hiding out at Hogwarts?!
S: *grins* I'm not at liberty to say.
A: *sigh* How did I know that was coming? How's Buckbeak doing?
S: Pretty good, but he probably wishes he could stretch his wings more often.
A: Well, I have to ask of course, do you have any plans romantically after your name is cleared?
S: *laughs* I plan on enjoying myself, that's all.
A: So no special woman in your life? There've been quite a few rumors on that. First, Minerva McGona-
S: *recoils* She's seventy years old!
A: You didn't let me finish! Most who say that you two will get together also say that she has a charm or something on her to make her look older.
S: Er…okay… But me and her…uh-uh. Complete clash there.
A: How 'bout Arabella Figg? With the same charm, of course.
S: Arabel- Arabella Figg?! Shouldn't there be a few more rumors that she and Dumbledore could get together?
A: Hey, I haven't heard that one before. Not too shabby of an idea either. So is there no one you have in mind?
S: If there was, do you really think I'd tell you?
A: Hey, it's worth a shot.
S: Is that all your interviews are? Inquiries into the romantic lives of your interviewees?
A: The people want to know about that kind of stuff. And they especially want to know if you are taken.
S: *laughs* Flattery will get you everywhere.
A: Of course. Since you insist on pressing onto other subject matter, how about your attempts at clearing your name? Is there any end in sight?
S: Not sure. It all really depends on a certain rat we all know and hate. But there's hope, Ady. There's always hope.
A: How do you spend your days? I mean, it must get pretty boring after a while.
S: *raises eyebrow* I spent twelve years in Azkaban and kept my sanity. Any place away from those dementors is heaven.
A: Yes, you have a point. Where did you stay before you sort of migrated to Hogsmeade and then to your new location?
S: The south of France. I tell you, there's nothing wrong with a country full of millions of girls who have no idea what you're saying. *winks*
A: Oi. Well, I think we'll leave off on that happy note. Thanks for the interview, Sirius.
S: As I said, it was my pleasure.
Ady: Any thoughts you have for our readers before you leave?
Sirius: Yes. Don't leave anything off for tomorrow, because you never know what tomorrow will bring. 'Later' may become 'too late'. I only wish I had known that about twenty years ago… Believe me, you can't argue with fate.
