This is based on a song by Weird Al. You have been warned. I do not own IZ
OR this song. But the idea of combining the two is mine so DON'T STEAL IT.
r/r
Down in the classroom all the kids were makin' noise
All the odd little girls and the weird little boys.
When Teacher busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death.
Had a rifle in her hands and cheap whiskey on her breath.
From her glasses to her shoes she was covered with ammo
Like a scary drunk disgruntled teaching Rambo.
And she smiled and said, with a twinkle in her eye,
"Good morning to all, now you're all gonna die!"
The day Ms. Bitters went crazy.
The day the Teacher went insane.
Realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in her brain.
Well, the Skool house is gone now, she decided to bomb it.
You'll find pieces of Dib, and he's too broke to fix it.
And she tied up her students and she held the staff hostage.
And she ground up poor Aki into student sausage.
She got Brian and Melvin with an old German Luger.
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger.
And she picked up a flame-thrower and barbecued Gretchen
And she took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The day teacher went crazy.
The day Ms. Bitters went nuts.
Now you can't hardly walk around the Skool house
Without steppin' in children's guts.
There's the National Guard and the F. B. I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News.
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky.
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Bitter's, why?
My my my my my my
We all wish you'd just die.
Yes, Virginia, now Bitter's doing time.
In a federal prison for her infamous crime.
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
She'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years.
But now Sara's in therapy and Keef is still nervous.
And the teachers got jobs working for the postal service.
And they say The Letter M is on the phone every night
With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
They're talkin 'bout the day teacher went crazy
The day Ms. Bitter's flipped
Broke her back for some dumb children
Sounds to me like she was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the day teacher went crazy
The day Ms. Bitters went insane
Realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in her brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in her brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in her brain
Down in the classroom all the kids were makin' noise
All the odd little girls and the weird little boys.
When Teacher busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death.
Had a rifle in her hands and cheap whiskey on her breath.
From her glasses to her shoes she was covered with ammo
Like a scary drunk disgruntled teaching Rambo.
And she smiled and said, with a twinkle in her eye,
"Good morning to all, now you're all gonna die!"
The day Ms. Bitters went crazy.
The day the Teacher went insane.
Realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in her brain.
Well, the Skool house is gone now, she decided to bomb it.
You'll find pieces of Dib, and he's too broke to fix it.
And she tied up her students and she held the staff hostage.
And she ground up poor Aki into student sausage.
She got Brian and Melvin with an old German Luger.
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger.
And she picked up a flame-thrower and barbecued Gretchen
And she took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The day teacher went crazy.
The day Ms. Bitters went nuts.
Now you can't hardly walk around the Skool house
Without steppin' in children's guts.
There's the National Guard and the F. B. I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News.
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky.
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Bitter's, why?
My my my my my my
We all wish you'd just die.
Yes, Virginia, now Bitter's doing time.
In a federal prison for her infamous crime.
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
She'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years.
But now Sara's in therapy and Keef is still nervous.
And the teachers got jobs working for the postal service.
And they say The Letter M is on the phone every night
With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
They're talkin 'bout the day teacher went crazy
The day Ms. Bitter's flipped
Broke her back for some dumb children
Sounds to me like she was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the day teacher went crazy
The day Ms. Bitters went insane
Realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in her brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in her brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in her brain
