Invader Zim's Worst Nightmare
***Chapter 2***
Author: the one the only sailor universe (or sailor princess my pen name is changing) remember smile
Rated: g (hopefully)
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim nor any of the other characters from the show also he attacks that Sarah uses are based on the attacks that sailor moon uses, but are not. Notes: this story is about a new student at Zim's skool and she's more powerful than the tallest themselves. Also the A/Ns are my twisted way of making a joke.
Extra info: *=thought; /= telepathic messages
NOW FOR MY STORY
***This picks up where the last chapter stops***
They appeared softly outside of Zim's house.
"You ok, Dib?" Sarah asked helping Dib to his feet.
"Yeah I'm fine," Dib said dusting himself off. "Do you really think this plan is going to work? I mean I've tried stuff like this before and he always caught me."
"I didn't tell you the most important part yet," Sarah said straitening her black cloths.
"What did you not tell me? Is it that you're on Zim's side and this is a trap?" Dib asked in his usual paranoid manner.
"No, nothing like that. One thing you must always remember is that I'm here to stop Zim," Sarah said. "The thing I didn't tell you is that we'll be invisible the entire time, so Zim wont see us." (A/N: in the last chapter when they became invisible Dib didn't know that they had become invisible.)
"That's impossible. People can't become invisible." Dib said practically freaking out freaking out.
"Then I guess it wouldn't be a good time to tell you that you're invisible," Sarah said trying not to laugh. "Come on, we better start to put this plan into action."
Then Sarah ran through the neighbor's back yard and onto Zim's roof; closely followed by Dib. Sarah gently stepped down onto a platform in front of the window, and took the windowpane out.
"Dib hurry up," Sarah whispered. "We have to get this done before dawn."
Then Dib jumped down onto the platform, and followed Sarah inside. There in the center of Zim's attic (A/N: I'm not too sure if you can even call it an attic) was Zim's Vootrunner. Dib immediately pulled out his camera to take pictures, but was stopped by Sarah.
"Why'd you stop me from taking pictures?" Dib whispered.
"Why take pictures when you can take the whole thing? We'll get it during the next part of this plan." Sarah whispered back.
"What next part?" Dib asked confused.
"Come on, we need to forget about that right now and move on to the plan to prove that he's an alien. Then we can get to the next plan," Sarah said trying to get Dib to concentrate on the task at hand.
"And what's the next plan?" Dib asked.
"To stop him from doing whatever he's trying to do," Sarah said getting really annoyed with Dib. "Now come on, or you wont be part of the next plan."
"Ok," Dib said following Sarah through the wiring that took place of the floor.
They were hanging upside down in the living room. Sarah silently jumped down next to the couch, were Gir just happened to be sitting (he was watching that stupid monkey on TV and sipping a red slushy), and Dib came down next to her a little noisier than she would have liked. Then she pulled out two pairs of black sunglasses, and handed one pair to Dib.
"What are these?" Dib whispered.
"They're x-ray vision and heat sight glasses. Put them on and see if you can Zim anywhere. Also try to keep quiet, he may not be able to see us but he can still hear us. Don't touch anything either," Sarah whispered.
"Ok," Dib said annoyed that she didn't think he would know what to do in a situation like this.
They split up and looked around the two rooms (the living room and the kitchen) for Zim or any other sign that he was home. He wasn't home, but Dib did find the way down through the trashcan to Zim's lab.
"Sarah, Sarah," Dib whispered loudly; running into Sarah.
"What is it?" Sarah asked.
"I found the way down to Zim's secret lab or something," Dib said pulling Sarah into the kitchen.
"Perfect," said Sarah almost menacingly. "Where is it?"
"The trashcan," Dib replied pushing Sarah down.
"What are you? Some kind of idiot or something?" Sarah asked rhetorically after the two of them had landed.
"No I'm just really excited about finally seeing Zim's lab-thingy."
"Oh ok," Sarah said. Then the red orb appeared in her palm. "Crystal, get all of this on camera," as she said this the orb started to glow and fly around the room.
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-Five minutes later-
"Dib, you ready to go?" Sarah asked Dib as she walked up to him.
"Please don't walk up behind me and scare me like that," Dib said after jumping from surprise because of Sarah walking up behind him and then talking without any kind of warning that she was there. "Yeah, I'm ready."
"Ok, we just need to go back upstairs and grab that robot," Sarah said as the crystal landed in her hand. Then she and Dib walked to the center of the room.
"What robot?" Dib asked.
"That green dog-thingy," Sarah said. Then she said "crystal teleport," the crystal started to glow, and they were transported upstairs to the living room. "Invisibility off," she said after they had landed.
"Hello," said a high-pitched voice.
"Hi there, what's your name," Sarah said in the softest, kindest voice imaginable.
"My names Gir," the green dog thingy said.
"And what does that stand for?" Sarah asked.
"I don't know. Do you want a cupcake," Gir said.
"No thank you, but I have lots and lots of cupcakes at my house. Would you like to come over and have some?" Sarah said to the idiotic robot. /Dib./
*Yeah* Dib thought.
/It should be very easy to get this robot out of here. Even if Zim comes home./ Sarah said telepathically.
"Ok," Gir said getting up and walking to the door.
"Dib do you need a ride home?" Sarah asked Dib after the she and Dib left with Gir.
"No, I live near by. See you tomorrow," Dib said before running off to his house, leaving Sarah alone with Gir.
"What's your name?" the robot asked before taking another sip of his slushy.
"My name is Princess Sarah, and I'm capturing all the invaders and making them my slaves," Sarah said knowing that the idiotic robot would forget what she was saying.
"What's your name," Gir asked again.
"My name is Princess Sarah," Sarah said.
This basically repeated itself all the way to Sarah's house.
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-Two hours later when Zim got home-
"Gir, where are you," Zim asked walking into the kitchen. Then he searched the entire house, but he didn't find Gir. Though he did find one thing, a small jewel, only found in one place in the entire universe.
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-The next day, at skool, during homeroom-
"Hi Zim," Sarah said walking up to his desk. "I thought you'd like to know I found a small green dog. It says it's name is Gir," she said this with a smile on her face.
"Give him back," Zim demanded.
"No, I think he'll be very happy at the palace, unlike you," Sarah said with a smirk; then she walked to her desk.
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-Two hours later, during science class-
"...And before the big boom there was nothing. Jenny, where your head is now, there was nothing. Where that squirrel is there was nothing." Mrs. Bitters said.
*Sarah is so pretty, * Dib thought. Sarah was humming something and writing a fanfic for her favorite show, Mysterious Mysteries, so Dib didn't have to worry about her reading his mind; also she had promised not to do that unless they where putting a plan against Zim to action. Dib looked down at his notebook, it had 'I love Sarah' written all over it. *What could have possessed me to do this, * Dib thought as he erased all of the writing.
"Dib," Dib thought he heard Sarah say to him in her super sweet voice.
"What?" he said waking out of the trance that he had been in.
"I said 'time for lunch,'" Mrs. Bitters yelled at Dib. Dib looked around the classroom and saw that he was the only one there. Then he got up and hurried out of the room.
Then Dib went into the cafeteria, got his lunch, and sat down at his usual table with Gaz.
"Hey Dib," Sarah said sitting down across from Dib.
"Hi," Dib said quickly looking down at his lunch.
"Gross, ketchup and rice day," Sarah said. Then her crystal appeared in her hand, and she said, "crystal, change my lunch to something I can eat." Then her lunch was changed to three peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches, two apples, and two cans of Mr. Fizz soda. "Dib, you want some?"
"Sure," Dib said taking the food Sarah was handing him.
"So when do you want to come over, so we can make plans to capture Zim," Sarah asked taking a sip of soda.
"Why don't you come over to my house; I live closer to Zim than you; we could walk over there," Dib suggested.
"Ok, I'll come over at four. That should give me enough time to collect a few things we'll need to catch him," Sarah said. Then she got up, through away her lunch, and went outside to torment Zim about Gir.
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sorry but I have to stop here. I need to work on my other fanfics. As always please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please read and review. Next chapter will come out as soon as possible. Thanks.
Sailor Universe
***Chapter 2***
Author: the one the only sailor universe (or sailor princess my pen name is changing) remember smile
Rated: g (hopefully)
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim nor any of the other characters from the show also he attacks that Sarah uses are based on the attacks that sailor moon uses, but are not. Notes: this story is about a new student at Zim's skool and she's more powerful than the tallest themselves. Also the A/Ns are my twisted way of making a joke.
Extra info: *=thought; /= telepathic messages
NOW FOR MY STORY
***This picks up where the last chapter stops***
They appeared softly outside of Zim's house.
"You ok, Dib?" Sarah asked helping Dib to his feet.
"Yeah I'm fine," Dib said dusting himself off. "Do you really think this plan is going to work? I mean I've tried stuff like this before and he always caught me."
"I didn't tell you the most important part yet," Sarah said straitening her black cloths.
"What did you not tell me? Is it that you're on Zim's side and this is a trap?" Dib asked in his usual paranoid manner.
"No, nothing like that. One thing you must always remember is that I'm here to stop Zim," Sarah said. "The thing I didn't tell you is that we'll be invisible the entire time, so Zim wont see us." (A/N: in the last chapter when they became invisible Dib didn't know that they had become invisible.)
"That's impossible. People can't become invisible." Dib said practically freaking out freaking out.
"Then I guess it wouldn't be a good time to tell you that you're invisible," Sarah said trying not to laugh. "Come on, we better start to put this plan into action."
Then Sarah ran through the neighbor's back yard and onto Zim's roof; closely followed by Dib. Sarah gently stepped down onto a platform in front of the window, and took the windowpane out.
"Dib hurry up," Sarah whispered. "We have to get this done before dawn."
Then Dib jumped down onto the platform, and followed Sarah inside. There in the center of Zim's attic (A/N: I'm not too sure if you can even call it an attic) was Zim's Vootrunner. Dib immediately pulled out his camera to take pictures, but was stopped by Sarah.
"Why'd you stop me from taking pictures?" Dib whispered.
"Why take pictures when you can take the whole thing? We'll get it during the next part of this plan." Sarah whispered back.
"What next part?" Dib asked confused.
"Come on, we need to forget about that right now and move on to the plan to prove that he's an alien. Then we can get to the next plan," Sarah said trying to get Dib to concentrate on the task at hand.
"And what's the next plan?" Dib asked.
"To stop him from doing whatever he's trying to do," Sarah said getting really annoyed with Dib. "Now come on, or you wont be part of the next plan."
"Ok," Dib said following Sarah through the wiring that took place of the floor.
They were hanging upside down in the living room. Sarah silently jumped down next to the couch, were Gir just happened to be sitting (he was watching that stupid monkey on TV and sipping a red slushy), and Dib came down next to her a little noisier than she would have liked. Then she pulled out two pairs of black sunglasses, and handed one pair to Dib.
"What are these?" Dib whispered.
"They're x-ray vision and heat sight glasses. Put them on and see if you can Zim anywhere. Also try to keep quiet, he may not be able to see us but he can still hear us. Don't touch anything either," Sarah whispered.
"Ok," Dib said annoyed that she didn't think he would know what to do in a situation like this.
They split up and looked around the two rooms (the living room and the kitchen) for Zim or any other sign that he was home. He wasn't home, but Dib did find the way down through the trashcan to Zim's lab.
"Sarah, Sarah," Dib whispered loudly; running into Sarah.
"What is it?" Sarah asked.
"I found the way down to Zim's secret lab or something," Dib said pulling Sarah into the kitchen.
"Perfect," said Sarah almost menacingly. "Where is it?"
"The trashcan," Dib replied pushing Sarah down.
"What are you? Some kind of idiot or something?" Sarah asked rhetorically after the two of them had landed.
"No I'm just really excited about finally seeing Zim's lab-thingy."
"Oh ok," Sarah said. Then the red orb appeared in her palm. "Crystal, get all of this on camera," as she said this the orb started to glow and fly around the room.
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-Five minutes later-
"Dib, you ready to go?" Sarah asked Dib as she walked up to him.
"Please don't walk up behind me and scare me like that," Dib said after jumping from surprise because of Sarah walking up behind him and then talking without any kind of warning that she was there. "Yeah, I'm ready."
"Ok, we just need to go back upstairs and grab that robot," Sarah said as the crystal landed in her hand. Then she and Dib walked to the center of the room.
"What robot?" Dib asked.
"That green dog-thingy," Sarah said. Then she said "crystal teleport," the crystal started to glow, and they were transported upstairs to the living room. "Invisibility off," she said after they had landed.
"Hello," said a high-pitched voice.
"Hi there, what's your name," Sarah said in the softest, kindest voice imaginable.
"My names Gir," the green dog thingy said.
"And what does that stand for?" Sarah asked.
"I don't know. Do you want a cupcake," Gir said.
"No thank you, but I have lots and lots of cupcakes at my house. Would you like to come over and have some?" Sarah said to the idiotic robot. /Dib./
*Yeah* Dib thought.
/It should be very easy to get this robot out of here. Even if Zim comes home./ Sarah said telepathically.
"Ok," Gir said getting up and walking to the door.
"Dib do you need a ride home?" Sarah asked Dib after the she and Dib left with Gir.
"No, I live near by. See you tomorrow," Dib said before running off to his house, leaving Sarah alone with Gir.
"What's your name?" the robot asked before taking another sip of his slushy.
"My name is Princess Sarah, and I'm capturing all the invaders and making them my slaves," Sarah said knowing that the idiotic robot would forget what she was saying.
"What's your name," Gir asked again.
"My name is Princess Sarah," Sarah said.
This basically repeated itself all the way to Sarah's house.
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-Two hours later when Zim got home-
"Gir, where are you," Zim asked walking into the kitchen. Then he searched the entire house, but he didn't find Gir. Though he did find one thing, a small jewel, only found in one place in the entire universe.
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-The next day, at skool, during homeroom-
"Hi Zim," Sarah said walking up to his desk. "I thought you'd like to know I found a small green dog. It says it's name is Gir," she said this with a smile on her face.
"Give him back," Zim demanded.
"No, I think he'll be very happy at the palace, unlike you," Sarah said with a smirk; then she walked to her desk.
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-Two hours later, during science class-
"...And before the big boom there was nothing. Jenny, where your head is now, there was nothing. Where that squirrel is there was nothing." Mrs. Bitters said.
*Sarah is so pretty, * Dib thought. Sarah was humming something and writing a fanfic for her favorite show, Mysterious Mysteries, so Dib didn't have to worry about her reading his mind; also she had promised not to do that unless they where putting a plan against Zim to action. Dib looked down at his notebook, it had 'I love Sarah' written all over it. *What could have possessed me to do this, * Dib thought as he erased all of the writing.
"Dib," Dib thought he heard Sarah say to him in her super sweet voice.
"What?" he said waking out of the trance that he had been in.
"I said 'time for lunch,'" Mrs. Bitters yelled at Dib. Dib looked around the classroom and saw that he was the only one there. Then he got up and hurried out of the room.
Then Dib went into the cafeteria, got his lunch, and sat down at his usual table with Gaz.
"Hey Dib," Sarah said sitting down across from Dib.
"Hi," Dib said quickly looking down at his lunch.
"Gross, ketchup and rice day," Sarah said. Then her crystal appeared in her hand, and she said, "crystal, change my lunch to something I can eat." Then her lunch was changed to three peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches, two apples, and two cans of Mr. Fizz soda. "Dib, you want some?"
"Sure," Dib said taking the food Sarah was handing him.
"So when do you want to come over, so we can make plans to capture Zim," Sarah asked taking a sip of soda.
"Why don't you come over to my house; I live closer to Zim than you; we could walk over there," Dib suggested.
"Ok, I'll come over at four. That should give me enough time to collect a few things we'll need to catch him," Sarah said. Then she got up, through away her lunch, and went outside to torment Zim about Gir.
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sorry but I have to stop here. I need to work on my other fanfics. As always please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please read and review. Next chapter will come out as soon as possible. Thanks.
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