The Death of Master Roshi

A/N: Hehe If you like Master Roshi, Oolong, Maron, Yamcha or Paresu, don't read this it's very funny in my opinion though Ü Enjoy

One day at the Kame house Master Roshi was getting angry because all of his porno magazines were disappearing.

"Oolong, Have you been taking my dirty magazines again?" He looked over at the stupid pig.

"Why no Master Roshi, I would never do that. Hehehe,."

"Liar, I know you took them I'll kill you." He took oolong outside and drowned him.

"Bye you dumb pig." Next thing you know Vegeta was flying over his island and saw the ugly old pervert. He flew down quickly and landed right behind him. He quickly fired a ki blast at him and in an instant, he was gone.

"By you old pervert" Vegeta started laughing and flew off. Master Roshi was dead, and Oolong was dead. Now the only people left were Yamcha, Maron, and Paresu.

Paresu was walking down the street when a mysterious guy with spiky black hair wearing a ski mask hit her. She died instantly. Vegeta smiled to himself under the ski mask. "Three down two to go, and I only had to kill two YAY." Maron was on the beach with her new boyfriend when a ki blast mysteriously shot out of nowhere killed her. Hiding in the trees was Vegeta laughing hysterically.

"Four down, one to go." He smiled evilly and flew off. In a garden picking roses was Yamcha, his secret hobby was picking roses.

"Weakling I've had enough of you, you dated my mate before I came on this dust ball and you broke her heart." He shot one last ki blast that incinerated Yamcha on the spot. Then with his trademark smirk on his face, he flew home. When he got in the door Bulma happily greeted him with a kiss.

"So Vegeta what did you do today."

"Well, I killed Master Roshi who killed Oolong, I killed Paresu, Maron, and Yamcha."

"Are you serious?"

"Yes, of course woman."

"YAY"

A huge party was thrown at capsule corp. where Bulma and Vegeta invited all of their remaining friends. They all celebrated the death of Paresu, Maron, Yamcha, Oolong, and Master Roshi.

A/N: So what did you think? Please R/R thanks Ü ~Lei~