Living with Vegita: Bulma's story

~~Warning~~ Ok, last chapter had no bad language whatsoever...But this chapter might and I'm being kind enough to put stars over letters. There might be a lemony scene or two...

~~I do not own DBZ/GT, or any of it's characters... don't I wish...~~

~~Explanation~~ anything with these around it is thoughts. I'll say who was thinking it after or before the thought. Most of them will be Bulma but there might be a Piccolo or two..


A rumbling noise is heard faintly in the background.
"Will you make me something to eat??" asked Vegita.
"Make it yourself!!!" Bulma yelled back
"Bulma, Vegita, I'm gonna go find Goten and take him home." Piccolo said quickly before hurrying out the door. Once outside Piccolo thought I recognize an argument when I see one... or rather hear one.
(Back inside)
"Cook me some food now woman!! Quit dozing off and cook!" Yelled an extremely agrevated Vegita.
"You'e on punishment so go find your own food! And don't you dare ask for money!!"
"Arrrrrr little B**ch ~~~~~~~" Mumbles Vegita.
"What was that?"
"I Said make me some food B**ch!!" With those words Vegita blew up the toilet.

~~Ok the author thinks toilets are kinda kool and blowing up one is kinda tragic.~~

I can't believe he blew up the toilet! Along with my secret stash of Tampons! And I, like need those!! What an i gonna do? That's it Vegita must be drunk. He's always angry like a drunk person! That would explain everything! No wait... it doesn't... oh well...
"Vegita I understand everything now. Where have you been keeping it from me? I'm calling the rehab center place. That's where you'll be getting your frickin' dinner for a while. I hope you're happy!"
"Honey..." cried Vegita with puppy eyes.
Suddenly Trunks came running in yelling, "POTTY, POTTY!!"

"Mom! Mom! Mom!"
"What son?"
"There is no toilet. How am I supposed to go piss? Oh! I have to go bad!!"
"Don't ask me son. Ask your father. He's the one who blew up the potty." Loud exploding sound in the background. thinks dreamily I wish I was with him right now. Oh life's so complicated. Luckily I hid divorce papers somewhere just ion case. Well time to go chew out Vegita.
"Trunks, go pack your stuff now! Vegita, Keep your *ss right where it is."
Slowly Bulma walks up to Vegita .
"Bulma, why is Trunks packing? What in the h*ll did I miss??"
"Vegita, Trunks and I am going to live with my parents for a while."
"Where am I going?"
"You're going to stay right here. While we are gone, you will fix... well ... buy a new toilet. Then you must fix whatever else you blew up. You only get two weeks. Understand?"
"Yes"
"Good. Well I must go pack my things. Adios, Remember, only two weeks."


~~Well... That's the end of chapter 2 It's a little longer than chapter 1. Okay the next chapter you'll find out what Bulma packs. It'll be short. I can tell. Well...um...this time it was from Bulma's point of view. So I better get started on the next chapter. Please review! ^_^ ~~

Kizaki