The Dangers of Carbonated Drinks, Sugar, and Cheese
Ya da ya da standard disclaimers apply besides you can't sue me cause I have to spend it all at a science fiction convention so I can buy anime stuff there! Oh incase you don't know Cadet Noin is me, and Quatra's girl and the infamous Rowin's fan (crazy mew) are my friends and fellow authors.
Okay I think I'm ready to begin the fic…
It was a sunny after noon, on Saturday when you think everything is going to be normal no flying hot dogs, with extra relish, no talking gold fish, and especially no anime chibi's. Well, my friend if that's what you thought you were wrong very wrong…you have now entered… THE ANIME ZONE! Where bunny suits and laptops appear from no where. Where eating sugar and cheese can be dangerous very dangerous wah hahahahahahahah………
Cadet Noin: today Rowin's fan's party!
Quatra's girl: party! Party!
Cadet Noin: hmmm… I wonder what she's going to do
Quatra's girl: what do ya mean?
Cadet Noin: I mean, (pulling out a chart of Rowin's fan's brain from hammer space) this is her brain right and this is the part of her brain that makes her act well psycho which has been proven many times before when they tried to take her away to the mental hospital.
Quatra's girl: those poor people (shaking her head sadly)
Cadet Noin: mark my words (waving her arms dramatically) who know what she's capable of!
Quatra's Girl: but it sure will be fun!
Cadet Noin: (sweat drop) true
And they headed out the door... Mean while back at Rowin's fan's house she was engaging her couch in a very lively conversation.
Rowin's fan: heheheheh I have it all planned this going to be so much fun let's see sugar? I hope I got enough. (Half the room is filled with bags of sugar.) Check. Cheese? Check. Balloons? Check. Streamer's? check. Confetti? Check. Music? (Holding up Monty python sings, GW and Rowin warriors soundtracks and a few more well known CD's) check. Duck tape? (super size of course) check. Rope? check. Pepsei? Che….WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Like duo when Deathsycthe got blown up) how could this be?!! (Starts frantically searching the house) it's not in the refrigerator (pulling out an Eskimo, a katana, and a can of cat food.) it's not in the freezer (as a whole bunch of corn falls on her head followed by a green alien and ice cubes craved into Gundams. It's over (as she fell onto her bed) without *gasp* Pepsi *gasp* I'll perish! (With her final breath she dropped her head against her pillow and..) CLANK! Owww what the? (Reaching under her pillow she discovered) Pepsi!! How stupid I've been of course it would be under my pillow! Now I need to invite the other guests.
15 minutes later cadet noin and quatra's girl made their way over to rowin's fan's house (why does she have to have such a confussing name?) anyways the music was blasting and as the door opened a hot dog with extra relish and mustard went flying overhead
Cadet noin: duck and cover! In army gear
Quata's girl: right shoving her on helmet on
Rowin's fan: (sweat drop) uh sorry guys he he
Quatra's girl: you almost maimed me with a hot dog!
Rowin's fan: actually it was…
Quatra's fan: *now grabbing her collar* don't try to make excuses with me!
Rowin's fan: but…
Cadet Noin: (sweat drop) *pulls megaphone out IT WAS DUO PUT ROWIN"S FAN DOWN!
Quatra's girl: well how was I supposed to know?
Duo: *who's been right behind her during the whole thing* where did my hotdog go?
*Everyone face vaults*
Cadet Noin: *through her teeth slightly annoyed*
If duo's here than…
"INJUSTICE!, ume o kurso,……., we shouldn't be fighting!, Heeroooooooo! Miss Relena…, *crash* whoops I can't aim straight with my dagger's with everybody in here, uhh wufei your kinda hyperventilating, I know that woman!"
End of chapter 1
What will happen now?
Well I know this isn't as good and as funny as I'd like it, but please review!! And tell me what you think please read the next chapter!
