The dangers of carbonated drinks, sugar, cheese.
Duo: Well don't just stand there! Come on in and let's party!!!!!!!
So they all went in side Rowin's Fan's house.
And just in case you don't remember who's all here we have… ~Heero, Relena, Catherine, Dorothy, Noin, Zechs, lady Une, Quatra, Trowa, Sally, Wufei (Cadet Noin: why did you invite him!!!? Rowin's Fan: I didn't... *sweat drop* Cadet Noin: then why is he here?! Rowin's Fan: he won the bet. Cadet Noin: What bet? Rowin's Fan: …don't ask.) Hilde, and Duo, of course. ~
Duo walked over to the sound system looked over the music selection until something of interest caught his attention an evil glint flickered in his eyes.
Cadet Noin: uh oh…
Rowin's fan: err duo?
But alas it was too late soon the music started playing "you can do it, IT'S ELECTRIC!"
Quatre's girl: not the electric slide!!!!!
They all stared as they watched Duo "groove to the music" in his sunglasses and soon grabbed Hilde and started dancing with her.
Wufei: Duo that is extremely disturbing to watch, please take yourself and your onna into another room if you insist in involving your self in such nonse-mmmm!!!!
Rowin's fan: ahhh a duck taped mouth is music to my ears! * Throws duck tape over shoulder and grabs a very surprised Trowa to his feet while stepping over, a now duck taped Wufei on the floor.
Quarte's Girl and Cadet Noin: *looks at each other, evil smiles hehehehehwhahahahha start to hog-tie Wufei.*
Wufei: mmmmmmmmmmmmph!
Meanwhile on the other side of the room…
*Relena and Heero are sitting on the couch*
Relena: Heero?
Heero: Relena?
Relena: *nudging closer* will you dance with me Heero?
Heero: no
Dorothy: *sits down on the other side of Heero* I love strong men…
Heero: on second thought yes.
Dorothy: *chuckles to herself* works every time.
*Zechs and Noin are playing chess on the coffee table and sitting on the floor*
Noin: so according to my calculations it should take three more weeks for the water to reach mars does that sound right to you?
Zechs: *moves piece* yes that sounds right when did you figure this all out?, your move
Noin: *blush* well I couldn't sleep last night so I stayed up doing paper work... *moves piece*
Zechs: *takes piece* you shouldn't do that you'll become ill Noin, I'm going to have to make sure you get some sleep, I can't have you get sick I'd never to handle this project by myself.
Back at the couch
Dorothy: tisk, tisk Mr. Millardo expressing your concern and feelings for Miss Noin is not your best talent is it? But I'm sure she knows deep down inside if only you could say no matter I-
*Zip! *
Catherine: uh whoops! Oh my god Dorothy I'm sorry! I…I… I…
Dorothy: *Dorothy's eyes begin to water* you... you cut my eyebrows…*pulls out mirror from somewhere* I look …I look…GORGEOUS!
Everybody: *eyes bug out* this is scary she… she … doesn't have her creepy eyebrows some how that's even creepier *sweatdrop*
In the dark corner of the room…
Lady Une: oh Trieze-sama what am I doing here? Everyone is enjoying themselves but I-
*Another dagger flings across the room*
Lady Une: *switches personality to mean lady Une* WATCH IT!
Catherine: heheh * sweatdrop* whoops sorry!
Cadet Noin: *shudder* those knifes are dangerous
CrAcK!
Cadet Noin: Ahhhhhhhhhhghh! What was that?!!!
Heero: *looks down to see someone in his arms and narrows his eyes* Duo get off me.
Duo: hehehehhe sorry man
Wufei: (who somehow managed to escape from bondage, dang him any way!) WHAT THE F-
Cadet Noin: *RATING*
Wufei: oh yeah right... WHAT IN THE NAME OF NATAKU IS GOING IN HERE?!!!!!!!! *Starts to turn as red as a cherry Popsicle*
Sally: *BONG!* (Wufei falls to the floor and Sally puts the frying pan back to where ever the thing came from) He needs that every once in a while *shrug*
Everyone: *….Blink…Blink…* YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Large applause*
Trowa: answering Wufei's uh... *looks over at a comatose Wufei* question, it would appear that the floor as caved in because of them, *points to a group of 5 boys in suspiciously looking mystical armor and a large white tiger*
Ryo: *head buried in map* okay we where supposed to turn left here or right?
Cye: *sigh* Ryo why didn't you let Rowin do the directions?
Kento: yeah no offense man *munch munch* but you kinda suck when it comes to map reading. *shoves another hamburger into his mouth*
Sage: Kento will you stop eating for one moment?!!!!
Kento: no, I don't want to *sticks out tongue* hair freak boy.
Sage: EXCUSE ME?
Kento: you heard me!
Ryo: left or right? Hmmmm
White blaze: growwwl…
Everybody else: *blink blink* all keep turning headsto who evers talking, trying to understand what these boys are talking about.
Cadet Noin: I'm confused….
Quarte's Angel: yeah… me to….
Saint Lady Une: excuse may I ask who you are?
Ronin Warriors: *still arguing*
Mean Lady Une: EXCUSE ME! WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTIC FREAKS DOING?!!!
Quatre: oh my
Cye: *blink* oh hello nice to meet you, uhhh did we come to a Rowin's fan's house?
Rowin's Fan: (who had still been dancing looked down) ROWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 3 3 3
*HuG3*
Rowin: I can't breathe……
Ryo: hah! So I was right!
Rowin: guys…?
Cye: hey Ryo can I see that map for a sec
Rowin: hey guys?
Ryo: sure
Cye: *major sweatdrop* I don't believe it!
Rowin: I can't…
Kento: what? *munch, munch*
Cye: Ryo had the map upside down!
Everybody: *Facevault*
Duo: oh man that's funny!
Kento: yeah isn't it? Hahahahahahah *start's rolling on the floor*
Hilde: and he still got here?!
Kento: yep!
Ryo: *Blush* hey it's not funny!
White blaze: growl
Ryo: not you too white blaze?!!!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhh nobody loves me!
Rowin: *turning blue* mmmmmph
Cadet Noin: uhhh Rowin's Fan I think there's a rule that once a guys head turns as blue as his hair you have to let go….
Rowin's Fan: *smile* okay!
DrOp
*Hit's the floor*
WhAcK!
Rowin: gasp! I CAN BREATHE!!!!!! *Scowl* Kat, (Rowin's Fan) Next time could you…
Rowin's Fan: yes?
Rowin: LET GO SOONER?
Rowin's Fan: *looks hurt* well jeez all you had to do was ask.
Rowin: *faint*
Trowa: *frown* Kat who is this?
Rowin's Fan: uhhhh… who?
Trowa: points to the boy who now has spirals in his eyes
Rowin's Fan: *whistling* I'm running around in circles bouncing on the ceiling lallallalala
Rowin: *starts waking up* Kat who is this?
Trowa: well Kat?
Rowin: you've been seeing someone else?!!!
Trowa: all right Kat you've got to make a decision it's either me,
Rowin: or me.
Rowin's Fan: Uhhh uhhh *looks at both of them trying to make up her mind* my head hurts *falls over and faints*
Trowa: *narrows his eyes at Rowin* it's your fault.
Cadet Noin: well uhhh this is interesting uhh I'm still confused how bout you?
Quatre's Girl: uh yep I'm pretty much still lost… hey you guys want to get some popcorn?
Cadet Noin: hey guys you wanna get some popcorn?
So they all filed into the kitchen except for Wufei who is comatose on the couch, the Ronins, Kat, and Trowa. Stay tuned for the next chapter: Block BUSTER, renting a tape gundam style.
So what do ya guys think was this funny enough? I tried really hard but I was having some serious writer's block sorry this took so long to get up with school in everything I've been busy working on other things.
Well this is cadet Noin logging out, HEY! Heero start making the popcorn!
Cadet Noin (/(.^
Rowin's Fan: Uhhh uhhh *looks at both of them trying to make up her mind* my head hurts *falls over and faints*
Trowa: *narrows his eyes at Rowin* it's your fault.
