The dangers of carbonated drinks, sugar, cheese
We're baaaaaaaaaaack…
Snow angel: how could you forget me?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy mew: *shrug* uhhhh uhhhhhhh heheheh, scared as shit runs faster than mad as hell! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *Poof*
Cadet Noin: *blink blink* where did she go?
Duo: who was that? O.O
Heero: most disturbing…
Quatre: oh my…
Trowa:
Zechs: do you think she ever ran into the zero system by chance?
Quatre's angel: well I guess she was right, scared as shit does run faster, than mad as hell. She must be half to Australia by now!
Wufei: *turns to Cadet Noin* jeez, and I thought you were crazy! That Snow Angel onna is even worse!
Cadet Noin: *pulls out frying pan* *WhAcK*
Wufei: *owwww* falls over unconscious again
Hilde: looks like the Ronin warriors are back from saving the earth from total destruction from the evil dynasty now.* and all in one breath too!*
Cadet Noin: looks like Crazy Mew shouldn't even have bothered, Snow Angel is uhhhh otherwise engaged…
*Everyone looks over to see Sage backed in a corner in terror*
Snow angel: Sejjjjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noin: *shakes head* poor boy…
Crazy mew: *pop* hiiiiiiiiiii! Me back!
Cadet Noin: back so soon?
Crazy mew: *looks over at Seji*
Sage: please don't hurt me!
Crazy mew: hey…*frown* she never was chasing after me, was she…?
Kento: now just stay calm buddy!
Rowin: Don't make any sudden movements!
Sally: nope fraid not… looks like she had something else on her mind…
Cadet Noin: *sigh* well I want to watch movies now! Hey snow angel quite terrorizing Sage and drag him over here so we can watch the movies!
Snow angel: ok! *Psychotic smile* heheheheh *glomp* come on Sejii
Ryo: whisper hey Sage how do you know this nutso girl?
Sage: I don't….
Ryo and all the Ronins: O.O*
*A few minutes later, the lights are out, everyone is settled in front of the TV, and a nice loud thunderstorm is darkening the horizon (and everything else)*
CrAsH!
Someone: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Heero: Duo that's the second time! Get out of my arms!
Duo: whoopsie heheheh *sweatdrop*
Hilde: -_-* oy
Quatre's angel: I'm scared of the lighting Quatre….*scoot *
Quatre: *getting nervous* heheheheh oh really? Err... Me too! *Scoots away*
Quatre's angel: oh don't be so modest! You're very brave…
Quatre: *blush* not much…
Quatre's angel: *getting annoyed* oh yes you are! *Gets out duck tape*
Movie: Well hello Clarice…
Cadet Noin: *looks back form the movie to see the scene before her: here we have about three people hostage, Quatre very close to Quatre's angel's side…. Gagged and rolled up in duck tape, Sage frozen and eyes wide with fear but not because of the movie, and Heero held by Relena in a very clever strangle hold. No wait, make that four hostages…Rowin's fan was held by both arms, Rowin had one and Trowa had the other both angrily glaring at the other, as if they pulled hard enough one would get more of her, Rowin's fan is not aware of the movie*
Rowin's Fan: O.O* Um…gee, I feel loved, heheheh, uh… Who wants popcorn?!?
Everyone: yeah!
Cadet Noin: so who wants to go do it?!
Everyone: …….
Cadet Noin: lazy bums… how about you Heero?
Heero: no
Cadet Noin: *smirk* but Heero…
Heero: ?
Cadet Noin: it is your [DESTINY, come join me Heero and we can rule the universe as author and son!….whoops wrong story heheheheh, I just couldn't help my self (/(.~] MISSION!
Heero: dang it….
Noin: is that wise?
Cadet Noin: sure what could happen?!
*From nowhere* DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNN…..
Noin: *sweatdrop* that… can not be a could sign…
Cadet Noin: hey where did that come from?… Oh Well!
Movie: and now…. I DRACULA will kill you! But before I do…! *grrowl*
Everyone: ewwwwwwwwwww… that was pretty gruesome!
Duo: I don't feel so good….
Hilde: *scoots away*
Movie: *blink*
Quatre: where did the picture go?!
BoOm!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Cadet Noin: calm down people! The thunderstorm is really close it probably caused a power outage, now everybody stay still and I'll go find some light.
Person: hey whose foot is this?
Person 2: It's not a foot!
Person3: get this braid outta my face!
Person 4: ………….!
Person 5: owwwww….
Person 6: now everyone total pacifism is the proper way! Every body stay calm and don't move like cadet Noin said.
*BONK!*
Person 7: Owwwwwwwwww that hurt…
Person 8: Hey that's my eyes!
Person 9: Is this your dagger?
Person 6: *sigh….*
*thud*
Person: hey what was that?
Person 10: I think someone just fainted…
Person 11: *growl*
Person 12: KENTO!
Person 11: hey I can't help it, I'm hungry!
Person 6: WOULD EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!
Everyone: *blink blink* ……….*silence*
*Tap*
Person 13: hey did anyone hear that?*
Person 8: what?
*TAP TAP*
Person 14: *gulp* that.
*BANG!*
The door slams open letting rain pour into the house and onto the floor, There is a man's silhouette holding a large object that appears to be a club.
Person: AHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Suddenly a flash of lighting streaks across the sky illuminated the man's face, followed by a clap of thunder.
Person 14: WHAT THE…
Person 3: WAIT A MINUTE
Person 2: IT'S…
The end of chapter 5! Hehehehhe I know I'm evil cliffhanger but I think a fair number can guess who this is! Anyways more crazyness will ensue in the next chapter, just be slightly patient (/(.~
Peace, love, and sushi!
Cadet Noin
