A Normal Day in the Life of Booker T
Chapter 2 - "It's not a bad chapter, it's a GOOD chapter!"
By: LordAtomic
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Booker T got into his Ford Pinto and drove to the local McDonalds, ready to ask to become the newest burger-flipper. He drove through the Drive Thru and was immediately greeted with a very familiar voice.
"Welcome to McDonald's, the number one fast food joint for hiring migrant workers! But that's not a bad thing...THAT'S A GOOD THING!"
"...Is this Diamond Dallas Page, sucka?", a confused Booker T asked.
"Why, of course it is! But that's not a bad thing...THAT'S A GOOD THING!"
"Why the hell are you working here, sucka?!"
"Oh, didn't you hear? Mick Foley fired all of the Alliance members. But that's not a bad thing...THAT'S A GOO-"
"You didn't just say that..."
"Excuse me?"
"TELL ME you did not just say that!"
'But it's true! Mick Foley fired me, so I'm working here among smelly migrant workers for minimum wage and barely supporting my wife and children, having to ignore all taxes, mortgage, and car insurance bills! But that's not a bad thing...THAT'S A GOOD THI-"
"Shut the hell up, sucka! It's time we took a stand against that sucka Mick Foley! Ever since I came into the WWF, I have gotten NUTHIN BUT DISRESPECT! My name is Booker T, and I am the 5-time; count 'em, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-TIME, WCW champion! I've had midgets dress up as me and mock the spineroony, I've had the 7' 2'', 500 lbs. Big Show dress up as me and mock the spineroony, but worst of all, I've had The Rock steal my WCW title! Now can you dig that, sucka?!?!"
"...would you like to try McDonald's new McGriddle sandwich! It combines tasty sausage patties with the fresh taste of pancakes in every bite!"
"Hell yeah, sucka! Before we kick Foley's ass, I'll take three of them!"
"And then?"
"And then...I'll have a Sausage McMuffin, sucka!"
"And then?"
"Uh...I guess I'll have a medium Diet Coke, sucka!"
"And then?"
"No, that's all I need", Booker T said quietly.
"And then?"
"And then give me my food!"
"And then?"
"NO AND THEN!"
"And then?"
"NO AND THEN!"
"And then?"
"NO AND THEN!"
"AND THENNNNNNNNN?!"
Booker T then proceeded to destroy the intercom in his rage.
"I don't have time for your shit, sucka!", Booker T screamed into the nearly destroy intercom. "Now, we find Foley and get our damn jobs back!"
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To be continued...
I'm sure you all found my "Dude, Where's my Car?" reference. I saw that movie for the first time yesterday and I feel that it truly kicked the proverbial ass.
Chapter 2 - "It's not a bad chapter, it's a GOOD chapter!"
By: LordAtomic
***
Booker T got into his Ford Pinto and drove to the local McDonalds, ready to ask to become the newest burger-flipper. He drove through the Drive Thru and was immediately greeted with a very familiar voice.
"Welcome to McDonald's, the number one fast food joint for hiring migrant workers! But that's not a bad thing...THAT'S A GOOD THING!"
"...Is this Diamond Dallas Page, sucka?", a confused Booker T asked.
"Why, of course it is! But that's not a bad thing...THAT'S A GOOD THING!"
"Why the hell are you working here, sucka?!"
"Oh, didn't you hear? Mick Foley fired all of the Alliance members. But that's not a bad thing...THAT'S A GOO-"
"You didn't just say that..."
"Excuse me?"
"TELL ME you did not just say that!"
'But it's true! Mick Foley fired me, so I'm working here among smelly migrant workers for minimum wage and barely supporting my wife and children, having to ignore all taxes, mortgage, and car insurance bills! But that's not a bad thing...THAT'S A GOOD THI-"
"Shut the hell up, sucka! It's time we took a stand against that sucka Mick Foley! Ever since I came into the WWF, I have gotten NUTHIN BUT DISRESPECT! My name is Booker T, and I am the 5-time; count 'em, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-TIME, WCW champion! I've had midgets dress up as me and mock the spineroony, I've had the 7' 2'', 500 lbs. Big Show dress up as me and mock the spineroony, but worst of all, I've had The Rock steal my WCW title! Now can you dig that, sucka?!?!"
"...would you like to try McDonald's new McGriddle sandwich! It combines tasty sausage patties with the fresh taste of pancakes in every bite!"
"Hell yeah, sucka! Before we kick Foley's ass, I'll take three of them!"
"And then?"
"And then...I'll have a Sausage McMuffin, sucka!"
"And then?"
"Uh...I guess I'll have a medium Diet Coke, sucka!"
"And then?"
"No, that's all I need", Booker T said quietly.
"And then?"
"And then give me my food!"
"And then?"
"NO AND THEN!"
"And then?"
"NO AND THEN!"
"And then?"
"NO AND THEN!"
"AND THENNNNNNNNN?!"
Booker T then proceeded to destroy the intercom in his rage.
"I don't have time for your shit, sucka!", Booker T screamed into the nearly destroy intercom. "Now, we find Foley and get our damn jobs back!"
***
To be continued...
I'm sure you all found my "Dude, Where's my Car?" reference. I saw that movie for the first time yesterday and I feel that it truly kicked the proverbial ass.
