Note: Heather and Jen don't own the Sonic chars..don't sue us.p
Scene: at a video game auction...a nice, seemingly normal day...
gamer nerd: I have 4 playstations at home...
gamer nerd 2: oooOOOOoooOOO! a genesis! it's circa early 90's! ooooo
japanese dude: well i've got a black dreamcast and a white one! ha!
antique dude: that's interesting.. OH NO!! DUST!!! SOMEONE KILL IT!!!
*auctioner holds up ps1* and here's a ps1....circa 1995....it works best when turned upside down and sideways *lol*
antique dude: oooo.....its one of them versatile ones!
japanese dude: ooh.. interesting
gamer nerd: I have SEVEN of those
game girl: well....i've got an original gameboy! anyone want it!?
gamer guys: *jump at it!*
antique guy: *pays 1 million for it* hey it doesnt work!
game girl: *walks off with money smiling*
gamerguy: yeah.. I'm looing for a reaaaal nice game girl
eggman: *crashes auction* GIVE ME ALL THE ANTIQUE GAMES SO I CAN RULE DA WORLD!!
japanese dude: *big puppy dog eyes* oooo! you're eggman! need....autograph....
pilot: no, damn, my head's stuck in the toilet again! I need to get even with him!!
auctioner: *with laser pointed at head* take all ya want, hurt the customers, hurt me.....just don't hurt my antique eggman song cd....8wimpers*
eggman: *bright eyes* eggman cd?
eggman: OOOHH!!! THEY LOVE MEE!!! *plays CD* I am da eggman.. dats what I am!
pilot: *walks in carrying airplane toilet seat* you.....will....pay....*screams* REVEEEEENNNNNGGGGEEEEE!!!!!
*wearing toilet seat as necklace* DAMN, it smells in here...
eggman: uh.. it's you...
*arriana and raine drop in*
(note: arriana and raine are chars from another game...they have magic powers...just go with it!)
both: uhhhh...this doesnt look like centra
eggman: ooo! purty girls!
pilot: *drools* yes purty!
arriana and raine: uhhh......*zap them with pawers and disappear*
raine and arriana high five* YAY US
pilot: *waves big anime finger at eman* YOU AND YOUR FAT BALDING EGGSHAPED SELF SCARED EM OFF!
eggman: *touches zap burn* oooo....no...you smell
auctioneer: we have one smelly toilet seat. do I hear.. .25?
game guys: uhhh....
japanese guy: is it the one used by elrick during the filming of the magnificent game crystalic rose?!
everyone: 0.0?
auctioneer: sure....uh...sure it is!
raine: no.. no it's not.
*tackles raine* SHE LIES!
arriana: she doesn't lie you husband of a doof! *bashes on head with tiara*
game guys: 0.0
japanese dude: *drool* arriana and raine....from crystalic rose.....*faints*
crowd: ooooooooh
THE END - PART 2
(note: all chapters following shall make more sense...this one was from, like, 3 months ago.)
Scene: at a video game auction...a nice, seemingly normal day...
gamer nerd: I have 4 playstations at home...
gamer nerd 2: oooOOOOoooOOO! a genesis! it's circa early 90's! ooooo
japanese dude: well i've got a black dreamcast and a white one! ha!
antique dude: that's interesting.. OH NO!! DUST!!! SOMEONE KILL IT!!!
*auctioner holds up ps1* and here's a ps1....circa 1995....it works best when turned upside down and sideways *lol*
antique dude: oooo.....its one of them versatile ones!
japanese dude: ooh.. interesting
gamer nerd: I have SEVEN of those
game girl: well....i've got an original gameboy! anyone want it!?
gamer guys: *jump at it!*
antique guy: *pays 1 million for it* hey it doesnt work!
game girl: *walks off with money smiling*
gamerguy: yeah.. I'm looing for a reaaaal nice game girl
eggman: *crashes auction* GIVE ME ALL THE ANTIQUE GAMES SO I CAN RULE DA WORLD!!
japanese dude: *big puppy dog eyes* oooo! you're eggman! need....autograph....
pilot: no, damn, my head's stuck in the toilet again! I need to get even with him!!
auctioner: *with laser pointed at head* take all ya want, hurt the customers, hurt me.....just don't hurt my antique eggman song cd....8wimpers*
eggman: *bright eyes* eggman cd?
eggman: OOOHH!!! THEY LOVE MEE!!! *plays CD* I am da eggman.. dats what I am!
pilot: *walks in carrying airplane toilet seat* you.....will....pay....*screams* REVEEEEENNNNNGGGGEEEEE!!!!!
*wearing toilet seat as necklace* DAMN, it smells in here...
eggman: uh.. it's you...
*arriana and raine drop in*
(note: arriana and raine are chars from another game...they have magic powers...just go with it!)
both: uhhhh...this doesnt look like centra
eggman: ooo! purty girls!
pilot: *drools* yes purty!
arriana and raine: uhhh......*zap them with pawers and disappear*
raine and arriana high five* YAY US
pilot: *waves big anime finger at eman* YOU AND YOUR FAT BALDING EGGSHAPED SELF SCARED EM OFF!
eggman: *touches zap burn* oooo....no...you smell
auctioneer: we have one smelly toilet seat. do I hear.. .25?
game guys: uhhh....
japanese guy: is it the one used by elrick during the filming of the magnificent game crystalic rose?!
everyone: 0.0?
auctioneer: sure....uh...sure it is!
raine: no.. no it's not.
*tackles raine* SHE LIES!
arriana: she doesn't lie you husband of a doof! *bashes on head with tiara*
game guys: 0.0
japanese dude: *drool* arriana and raine....from crystalic rose.....*faints*
crowd: ooooooooh
THE END - PART 2
(note: all chapters following shall make more sense...this one was from, like, 3 months ago.)
