Note: Heather and Jen don't own the Sonic chars..don't sue us.p

Scene: at a video game auction...a nice, seemingly normal day...

gamer nerd: I have 4 playstations at home...

gamer nerd 2: oooOOOOoooOOO! a genesis! it's circa early 90's! ooooo

japanese dude: well i've got a black dreamcast and a white one! ha!

antique dude: that's interesting.. OH NO!! DUST!!! SOMEONE KILL IT!!!

*auctioner holds up ps1* and here's a ps1....circa 1995....it works best when turned upside down and sideways *lol*

antique dude: oooo.....its one of them versatile ones!

japanese dude: ooh.. interesting

gamer nerd: I have SEVEN of those

game girl: well....i've got an original gameboy! anyone want it!?

gamer guys: *jump at it!*

antique guy: *pays 1 million for it* hey it doesnt work!

game girl: *walks off with money smiling*

gamerguy: yeah.. I'm looing for a reaaaal nice game girl

eggman: *crashes auction* GIVE ME ALL THE ANTIQUE GAMES SO I CAN RULE DA WORLD!!

japanese dude: *big puppy dog eyes* oooo! you're eggman! need....autograph....

pilot: no, damn, my head's stuck in the toilet again! I need to get even with him!!

auctioner: *with laser pointed at head* take all ya want, hurt the customers, hurt me.....just don't hurt my antique eggman song cd....8wimpers*

eggman: *bright eyes* eggman cd?

eggman: OOOHH!!! THEY LOVE MEE!!! *plays CD* I am da eggman.. dats what I am!

pilot: *walks in carrying airplane toilet seat* you.....will....pay....*screams* REVEEEEENNNNNGGGGEEEEE!!!!!
*wearing toilet seat as necklace* DAMN, it smells in here...

eggman: uh.. it's you...

*arriana and raine drop in*

(note: arriana and raine are chars from another game...they have magic powers...just go with it!)

both: uhhhh...this doesnt look like centra

eggman: ooo! purty girls!

pilot: *drools* yes purty!

arriana and raine: uhhh......*zap them with pawers and disappear*

raine and arriana high five* YAY US

pilot: *waves big anime finger at eman* YOU AND YOUR FAT BALDING EGGSHAPED SELF SCARED EM OFF!

eggman: *touches zap burn* oooo....no...you smell

auctioneer: we have one smelly toilet seat. do I hear.. .25?

game guys: uhhh....

japanese guy: is it the one used by elrick during the filming of the magnificent game crystalic rose?!

everyone: 0.0?

auctioneer: sure....uh...sure it is!

raine: no.. no it's not.

*tackles raine* SHE LIES!

arriana: she doesn't lie you husband of a doof! *bashes on head with tiara*

game guys: 0.0

japanese dude: *drool* arriana and raine....from crystalic rose.....*faints*

crowd: ooooooooh

THE END - PART 2

(note: all chapters following shall make more sense...this one was from, like, 3 months ago.)