Jessie and James' first Halloween blast

Chapter 2

disclaimer: I DO NOT own pokemon, if I did I would be very rich right now. I also don't own any of the candy, if i did i would be in the hospital for sugar overdose. Thank u.

"It's Jessiebell!" James screamed while scrambling to his feet. Jessie gave him on of those you-are-such-a-wimp looks before yanking him back to face Jessiebell. "Act like a man for a change and stop running away from what scares you!" Jessie said. "Jessie! I'm afraid!" Jessie smacks her forehead. She then grabs James and says to him "Look, I know you're afraid but I know you have the strength inside you to overcome ANY of your fears and conquer them! You have that kind of strength James, it's about time you learned to use it!"

In the middle of Jessie's prep talk, Jessiebell had gone over to Ash and started flirting with him. Jessie and James stared at Jessiebell in disbelief. "Wow, yous aren't even married en she's cheatin' on ya alweady!" Meowth stated. Jessie and James both pulled paper fans out of the air and smacked Meowth over the head with them leaving two red bumps on his head. "Owth!" he said.

Jessiebell, after realizing Jessie was done yapping, had come back over with her whip ready to tame James. Ash stood off to the side not knowing whether to be scared or embarrassed. Misty then hit him with a mallet for staring. "Now Jamsie, your coming home with me!" Jessiebell stated happily. "No Jessiebell." Jessiebell almost fell backward with shock. "You really didn't believe that cock and bull story Jessie fed you, did you?" "Jessie, what does she mean?" Said a confused James.

"My poor baby! She really did fool you. Do you think she said all those nice things about you because it was true? Or was she lying?" James' eyes filled with tears. "Jessie, do you really believe what you said?" "Um, yes of course I do James." Jessie replied. "No she doesn't, did you see her hesitate? She was lying just now to you James! I would never lie to such a sweetie pie such as yourself!" Jessiebell said.

By now Jessie was trembling with anger and was in her right mind to bust Jessiebell in the mouth until they were all met with a surprise. "RUN! IT'S JIGGLYPUFF!" screamed Ash. The giant mansion became a stampede corral. With everyone trying to get out the door at once, everyone was trapped inside. Jessie and James hid underneath the refreshment table and plugged their ears as best they could, hoping, that if they fell asleep that Jigglypuff wouldn't find them. Jigglypuff began to sing it's soothing melody, sending everyone into a peaceful slumber.

When Jigglypuff was done, it looked around to find everyone asleep, puffed up, and pulled the cap off it's marker. After drawing circles, eyes(Brock), mustaches, squares, squiggles, dots, and beards on mostly everyone's face, Jigglypuff noticed two pairs of feet sticking out from underneath the refreshment table. It hobbled over and pulled the cap off it's marker again. It went to draw on James' but was met with a surprise. It's marker was out of ink! A dismayed Jigglypuff went out of the mansion, screaming at the top of it's lungs, and heading toward the nearest arts and crafts store to get itself another felt tip marker.

"Ugh, what happened?" Ash said sitting up. He looked over at Misty. "AHHHHH! Jigglypuff struck again." he said. Misty and then soon everyone was up and rubbing the marker off their faces. "Ugh, Jessie?" James said to Jessie who was asleep. James looked at Jessie and just stared for a long time until she woke up and smacked him for staring at her. After gathering their bearings they decided just to go back to their hideout. After grabbing three garbage bags full of candy(don't forget Meowth) they started walking through the door. "Hey wait team rocket!" Ash yelled from behind them. "You can't just steal that candy! It doesn't belong to you!" "Its my house twerp!" James yelled. "Do you live here everyday?" "No." "Then it's not your house! Pikachu and I won't let you take it! Right Pikachu!?"

PIKA!(translation: Ill take it!)

Meowth shook his head. "You twerp, anyway the candy is free, didn't you see the sign?" "What sign." Ash said. Jessie and James took him outside and pointed to a 20-foot neon green and yellow sign stating FREE CANDY. "You must have set that up! You Team rocket members are foul people!" They walked away as Ash continued to ramble on and on about how despicable they were. "Sometimes I feel sorry for that kid." James said. "I don't, he lost those brain cells on purpose." Jessed remarked. Just then they heard a noise in the bushes. "What was that?" James said. "It might be a pokemon." Jessie and James huddled close together and walked slowly over the shaking bush.

Just then, Jessiebell jumped out from behind the bush and clung on to James waist. James then started running in circles screaming "Get it off me! get it off me!" followed closely by Jessie screaming "Get off him you dike! Get off him you Dike!" Followed closely by Meowth who was eating a Snickers. Jessie stopped and let out Arbok. "Arbok, Poison sting attack!" Arbok lunged at Jessiebell but instead hit James who was sent spiraling (with Jessiebell on him) down a hill and into a puddle of mud. "Oh! My dear, dear costume! It's ruined! Whatever shall I do!? I'm cova'ed in filth!" Yelled Jessiebell. The Next thing they knew, Jessiebell was hurtling through the forest back towards home crying.

"That was awkward." Meowth said. "Well at least we know how to get rid of her now." Jessie said. Then James screamed down the path after her "You're not running in disgrace properly!" and smiled very smugly at himself. "Way to go James!" Jessie said. "Dat broad had it coming to er!" Meowth said while eating a Twislers. "Well, I think that deserves a treat." Jessie pulls out a twenty. "Pizza on me!" James and Meowth started cheering happily and they went to a pizza parlor and lived rocketly ever after.