Survivor Mario & Co. V.S. Crash Bandicoot & Co.
Disclamer: I don't own any Mario or Crash characters.
Host: Aku Aku, Uka Uka, and the 7 Star Spirits
Crash Team
Crash Bandicoot
Coco Bandicoot
Tiny the Tiger
Dr. N. Gin
Dr. Neo Cortex
Ripper Roo
Koala Kong
Pura
Pinstripe
Dr. N. Brio
Polar
Dingodile
Papu Papu
Komodo Moe
Komodo Joe
Mario Team
Mario
Luigi
Wario
Waluigi
Goombario
Kooper
Bombette
Bow
Parakarry
Watt
Sushie
Lakilester
Toad
Yoshi
Bowser
(Scene starts in Africa where Aku Aku & Uku Uku are in front of the Crash Team's campsite)
Aku Aku: Hello, I'm Aku Aku and I'm one of the host for Survivor. We are standing in front of the Crash team's campsite.
Uku Uku: Look, here comes the Crash Team.
(Camera moves to the jeep that the Crash Team is in, the jeep stops in front of the campsite & the Crash Team comes out.)
Coco: We're finally here!
Neo Cortex: That jeep ride was getting a little bumpy.
Dingodile: A LITTLE BUMPY! My backpack practially flew out of the jeep.
Aku Aku: You better stop aruing and build a camp! (He and Uku Uka fly away)
(Scene cuts to Mario team's camp, where they are getting out of the jeep.)
Mario: Let's-a build camp-a!
(Everyone goes off to find materials for camp)
(Back at the Crash Team)
Crash: Okay we better start building camp. Okay, Tiny, Pinstripe, Coco, Ripper Roo, N. Gin, an I will go find stuff for the house. And the rest of you find fire wood for a fire.
(They all go and find fire wood or house materials, after about an hour they all find what they need.)
Komodo Moe & Komodo Joe: (stacking up the fire wood in a pile)
Everyone else: (Building house)
Tiny: (adds last stick to the roof of the house)
Crash: Finally, our hut is done!
Everyone: YAY!!!
(Mario Camp)
(The Mario camp is done building a house and are trying to start a fire.)
Luigi: Darn! I got a splinter from rubbing sticks together for to long!
Wario: Let's use Watt to start a fire!
Watt: No! And how would I be helpful to start a fire.
Wario: You're a spark and sparks can start fires!
Watt: No!
Bowser: Let me handle this. (Blows fire on stick pile and they have a fire big enough to cook rice)
Luigi: Why didn't you do that before I got a splinter?
Bowser: I didn't think of it before.
(Crash camp)
(The Crash team is trying to start a fire.)
N. Gin: We'll never get a fire. (Throws sticks on ground.)
Ripper Roo: (laughing at N. Gin's attepts to start a fire)
N. Gin: If you think it's so funny for me to try to start a fire why don't you try?
Ripper Roo: I would but I have a straight jacket on.
Crash: Then take the jacket off!
Ripper Roo: Never! (hops into hut)
Pinstripe: I'll go check if there's anything about the reward challenge. (goes to mail-box thingy and finds a poem about the reward challenge)
Pura: Did we get anything?
Pinstripe: We got something about the reward challenge.
(Everyone forgets about the fire to see the note about the reward challenge)
(Mario Camp)
Parakarry: (goes over to mail box to find the same note that Pinstripe found) Hey guys, look a letter about the reward challenge!
(Everyone crowds around Parakarry to see the note)
(reward challenge)
Uku Uka: Welcome to your first reward challenge. Today you'll be playing for matches.
Wario: But we already started a fire!
Uku Uku: Well, you might need these so I wouldn't lose the challenge on purpose!
Wario: Oh, Okay.
Uku Uku: In this challenge you will go through different obstacles. First you will climb over a 6 foot wall. Then you will swim across the lake.
Watt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Uku Uku: Don't interupt. As I was saying--
Watt: But...but...but what about the water.
Uku Uku: Ride Sushie or something! After that you will cross a bridge over a pit of lava. First team to cross the finish line wins. Ready, GO!
(6 foot wall)
(Tiny, Luigi, Mario, and Koala Kong jump over the wall. Parakarry, Watt, Lakilester, and Bow float over it and the everyone else climbs over it.)
(Lake)
Watt: (touches water with one of his sparks things and smoke comes out) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (reaches finish line without noticing it)
Skolar: Great Job, Watt. Now all you have to do is wait for your team.
(Both teams cross the lake and are tied as they reach the bridge.)
Sushie: If I fall in I'll be fish sticks!
Mario: Shut up-a Sushie we're almost there!
(All of the Mario team crosses the finish line except for Bombette.)
Bombette: (Because of the heat from the lava it lights Bombette's fuse & she blows up)
(Because Bombette blew up the Crash team crosses the finish line)
Aku Aku: Congratulations! Here are your matches.
(Mario camp)
Mario: I can't believe it Bombette-a. We could've won matches-a, but no, you had to blow up-a! If-a we lose immunity I'm voting for you-a.
Goombario: You're not supposed to tell Mario.
Bombette: It's not my fault my fuse lit. If we lose immunity I'm voting for you Mario.
Goombario: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL!!!!
Waluigi: We got a note about the immunity challenge!
(Everyone stops aruing to read the note)
(Crash Camp)
(The Crash Team has started a fire and are eating rice.)
Polar: (comes back with a note about immunity and reads it to the team)
(immunity challenge)
Aku Aku: Welcome to the first immunity challenge! In this challenge you will get 3 torches you have to light. There are places to light them. First team to have all their torches lit and to cross the finish line wins. Ready, GO!!
(both teams hve all their torches lit & are running towards the finish.)
Ripper Roo: Let me hold the torch!
Crash: No you have a straight jacket on!
(Ripper Roo grabs the torch from Crash, but drops it because of his straight jacket. Because Ripper Roo droped the torch the flame went out, and since it would be impossible to go back and light it Mario's team won)
Aku Aku: Mario's Team wins! Crash Team I'll see you at tribal council.
(Tribal council.)
Uku Uku: Welcome to tribal council. You will go into the voting booth and place your vote.
Crash: (votes Ripper Roo) He made us lose immunity.
Coco: (voting) He creeps me out
Tiny: (votes) Don't make us lose again.
N. Gin: (voting) He makes me look dumb.
Neo Cortex: (voting) This guys a moron.
Ripper Roo: (votes Crash) He would'nt give me the torch. So I had to steal it.
Koala Kong: (voting) This crazy guy has to go!
Pura: (voting) He's freaky!
Pinstripe: (voting) This freak of nature has to go!
N. Brio: (votes Neo Cortex) He's to much competition.
Polar: (voting) His head takes up to much room in the hut!
Dingodile: (voting) What's this guy gonna do with a million bucks? Pay to get out of a mental hospital.
Papu Papu: (voting) He thinks I'm fat!
Komodo Moe: (votes Ripper Roo) This guy made us lose.
Komodo Joe: (voting) He's a loser!
Uku Uku: I'll count the votes. (pulls out vote) Neo Cortex. (pulls out another vote) Neo Cortex. (pulls out vote) Neo Cortex (pulls out 2 votes) Crash and Crash
(Neo Cortex is sweating and Crash is biting his nails)
Uku Uku: (pulls out vote) Ripper Roo. (pulls out vote) N. Gin. (pulls out vote) Neo Cortex. (pulls out rest of votes) Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo. Ripper Roo the tribe has spoken. (puts out torch)
Ripper Roo: (after tribal council) I can't belive I got voted out first. So what what if I dropped the torch. They'll regret voting me off.
voting results
Ripper Roo: 8 votes-- Crash, Tiny, Neo Cortex, Pinstripe, Dingodile, Koala Kong, Komodo Moe, Komodo Joe
Neo Cortex: 4 votes-- Pura, Polar, N. Gin, N. Brio
Crash: 2 votes-- Papu Papu and Ripper Roo
N. Gin: 1 vote-- Coco
Disclamer: I don't own any Mario or Crash characters.
Host: Aku Aku, Uka Uka, and the 7 Star Spirits
Crash Team
Crash Bandicoot
Coco Bandicoot
Tiny the Tiger
Dr. N. Gin
Dr. Neo Cortex
Ripper Roo
Koala Kong
Pura
Pinstripe
Dr. N. Brio
Polar
Dingodile
Papu Papu
Komodo Moe
Komodo Joe
Mario Team
Mario
Luigi
Wario
Waluigi
Goombario
Kooper
Bombette
Bow
Parakarry
Watt
Sushie
Lakilester
Toad
Yoshi
Bowser
(Scene starts in Africa where Aku Aku & Uku Uku are in front of the Crash Team's campsite)
Aku Aku: Hello, I'm Aku Aku and I'm one of the host for Survivor. We are standing in front of the Crash team's campsite.
Uku Uku: Look, here comes the Crash Team.
(Camera moves to the jeep that the Crash Team is in, the jeep stops in front of the campsite & the Crash Team comes out.)
Coco: We're finally here!
Neo Cortex: That jeep ride was getting a little bumpy.
Dingodile: A LITTLE BUMPY! My backpack practially flew out of the jeep.
Aku Aku: You better stop aruing and build a camp! (He and Uku Uka fly away)
(Scene cuts to Mario team's camp, where they are getting out of the jeep.)
Mario: Let's-a build camp-a!
(Everyone goes off to find materials for camp)
(Back at the Crash Team)
Crash: Okay we better start building camp. Okay, Tiny, Pinstripe, Coco, Ripper Roo, N. Gin, an I will go find stuff for the house. And the rest of you find fire wood for a fire.
(They all go and find fire wood or house materials, after about an hour they all find what they need.)
Komodo Moe & Komodo Joe: (stacking up the fire wood in a pile)
Everyone else: (Building house)
Tiny: (adds last stick to the roof of the house)
Crash: Finally, our hut is done!
Everyone: YAY!!!
(Mario Camp)
(The Mario camp is done building a house and are trying to start a fire.)
Luigi: Darn! I got a splinter from rubbing sticks together for to long!
Wario: Let's use Watt to start a fire!
Watt: No! And how would I be helpful to start a fire.
Wario: You're a spark and sparks can start fires!
Watt: No!
Bowser: Let me handle this. (Blows fire on stick pile and they have a fire big enough to cook rice)
Luigi: Why didn't you do that before I got a splinter?
Bowser: I didn't think of it before.
(Crash camp)
(The Crash team is trying to start a fire.)
N. Gin: We'll never get a fire. (Throws sticks on ground.)
Ripper Roo: (laughing at N. Gin's attepts to start a fire)
N. Gin: If you think it's so funny for me to try to start a fire why don't you try?
Ripper Roo: I would but I have a straight jacket on.
Crash: Then take the jacket off!
Ripper Roo: Never! (hops into hut)
Pinstripe: I'll go check if there's anything about the reward challenge. (goes to mail-box thingy and finds a poem about the reward challenge)
Pura: Did we get anything?
Pinstripe: We got something about the reward challenge.
(Everyone forgets about the fire to see the note about the reward challenge)
(Mario Camp)
Parakarry: (goes over to mail box to find the same note that Pinstripe found) Hey guys, look a letter about the reward challenge!
(Everyone crowds around Parakarry to see the note)
(reward challenge)
Uku Uka: Welcome to your first reward challenge. Today you'll be playing for matches.
Wario: But we already started a fire!
Uku Uku: Well, you might need these so I wouldn't lose the challenge on purpose!
Wario: Oh, Okay.
Uku Uku: In this challenge you will go through different obstacles. First you will climb over a 6 foot wall. Then you will swim across the lake.
Watt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Uku Uku: Don't interupt. As I was saying--
Watt: But...but...but what about the water.
Uku Uku: Ride Sushie or something! After that you will cross a bridge over a pit of lava. First team to cross the finish line wins. Ready, GO!
(6 foot wall)
(Tiny, Luigi, Mario, and Koala Kong jump over the wall. Parakarry, Watt, Lakilester, and Bow float over it and the everyone else climbs over it.)
(Lake)
Watt: (touches water with one of his sparks things and smoke comes out) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (reaches finish line without noticing it)
Skolar: Great Job, Watt. Now all you have to do is wait for your team.
(Both teams cross the lake and are tied as they reach the bridge.)
Sushie: If I fall in I'll be fish sticks!
Mario: Shut up-a Sushie we're almost there!
(All of the Mario team crosses the finish line except for Bombette.)
Bombette: (Because of the heat from the lava it lights Bombette's fuse & she blows up)
(Because Bombette blew up the Crash team crosses the finish line)
Aku Aku: Congratulations! Here are your matches.
(Mario camp)
Mario: I can't believe it Bombette-a. We could've won matches-a, but no, you had to blow up-a! If-a we lose immunity I'm voting for you-a.
Goombario: You're not supposed to tell Mario.
Bombette: It's not my fault my fuse lit. If we lose immunity I'm voting for you Mario.
Goombario: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL!!!!
Waluigi: We got a note about the immunity challenge!
(Everyone stops aruing to read the note)
(Crash Camp)
(The Crash Team has started a fire and are eating rice.)
Polar: (comes back with a note about immunity and reads it to the team)
(immunity challenge)
Aku Aku: Welcome to the first immunity challenge! In this challenge you will get 3 torches you have to light. There are places to light them. First team to have all their torches lit and to cross the finish line wins. Ready, GO!!
(both teams hve all their torches lit & are running towards the finish.)
Ripper Roo: Let me hold the torch!
Crash: No you have a straight jacket on!
(Ripper Roo grabs the torch from Crash, but drops it because of his straight jacket. Because Ripper Roo droped the torch the flame went out, and since it would be impossible to go back and light it Mario's team won)
Aku Aku: Mario's Team wins! Crash Team I'll see you at tribal council.
(Tribal council.)
Uku Uku: Welcome to tribal council. You will go into the voting booth and place your vote.
Crash: (votes Ripper Roo) He made us lose immunity.
Coco: (voting) He creeps me out
Tiny: (votes) Don't make us lose again.
N. Gin: (voting) He makes me look dumb.
Neo Cortex: (voting) This guys a moron.
Ripper Roo: (votes Crash) He would'nt give me the torch. So I had to steal it.
Koala Kong: (voting) This crazy guy has to go!
Pura: (voting) He's freaky!
Pinstripe: (voting) This freak of nature has to go!
N. Brio: (votes Neo Cortex) He's to much competition.
Polar: (voting) His head takes up to much room in the hut!
Dingodile: (voting) What's this guy gonna do with a million bucks? Pay to get out of a mental hospital.
Papu Papu: (voting) He thinks I'm fat!
Komodo Moe: (votes Ripper Roo) This guy made us lose.
Komodo Joe: (voting) He's a loser!
Uku Uku: I'll count the votes. (pulls out vote) Neo Cortex. (pulls out another vote) Neo Cortex. (pulls out vote) Neo Cortex (pulls out 2 votes) Crash and Crash
(Neo Cortex is sweating and Crash is biting his nails)
Uku Uku: (pulls out vote) Ripper Roo. (pulls out vote) N. Gin. (pulls out vote) Neo Cortex. (pulls out rest of votes) Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo, Ripper Roo. Ripper Roo the tribe has spoken. (puts out torch)
Ripper Roo: (after tribal council) I can't belive I got voted out first. So what what if I dropped the torch. They'll regret voting me off.
voting results
Ripper Roo: 8 votes-- Crash, Tiny, Neo Cortex, Pinstripe, Dingodile, Koala Kong, Komodo Moe, Komodo Joe
Neo Cortex: 4 votes-- Pura, Polar, N. Gin, N. Brio
Crash: 2 votes-- Papu Papu and Ripper Roo
N. Gin: 1 vote-- Coco
