_~*"NOBODY DON'T LIKE CHRISTMAS" REVISED*~_
Disclaimer: Don't own the show, don't own the song.
Author's note: One of the downers of the 'Pokemon Christmas Bash' CD was that a lot of the songs had no relevance to me here in Australia. It snows in the southern states in winter, but not in summer, which is when December is for us! I haven't a clue what 'Arbor Day' is, let alone the phrase "Yom Kippurin'", and the likelihood of me getting a Christmas tree that actually LOOKS like the ones in the movies is slim, unless it's of the plastic variety. So here's the PROPER rendition of Meowth's 'Nobody Don't Like Christmas'! And I hope everyone has a great BBQ on Christmas Day. *sings* Six white boomers, snow white boomers- everybody now ^_^
(Lyrics obtained from Cori's Ultimate Rocketshipper Site)
Nobody don't like Christmas
It's the happy day dat everybody loves
It's the sun's rays shinin' down
As the folks all over town
Are buyin' fake trees, and wearin' shorts
Some people don't like Easter,
Or the Easter eggs the Easter bunnies bring.
When the chocolate hits dere lips
It goes directly to dere hips,
And dey pack on ten kilos every spring
But nobody don't like Christmas!
It's the time a year dat everyone adores
It's holly-jolly everywhere,
Santa's in the city square,
And in all dem real high-class shopping centres
Some people don't like New Years --
December thirty-first's the night dey dread.
Dey may be blowin' on noise-makers,
But dey're all a buncha fakers,
Cuz dey'd rather all be home asleep in bed!
But nobody don't like Christmas,
And it doesn't matter if yer young or old!
It's filled with colour and surprise
As right before yer eyes
The world lights up in red, and green, and gold!
St. Valentine's Day is a day ya could hate
If ya ain't never been out on a date!
And the twenty-sixth of January can be a real drag
If ya can't get no one ta salute yer flag!
But nobody don't like Christmas!
It's a time a peace, and love, and brotherhood!
Cuz when ya make peace with yer brudda,
And ya say, "I love ya, mudda!"
Santa Claus'll know dat you been good!
Rememberance Day is a day ta forget,
And the PM don't celebrate ANZAC Day yet!
St. Patrick's Day is dull, da Queen's birthday is borin',
And who wants ta go through all dat May Day stuff?
But nobody don't like Christmas,
And I'll sing it from the top of every Jacaranda!
Yes, nobody don't like Christmas,
I say nobody don't like Christmas,
Nobody don't like Christmas....
....Except me!
Disclaimer: Don't own the show, don't own the song.
Author's note: One of the downers of the 'Pokemon Christmas Bash' CD was that a lot of the songs had no relevance to me here in Australia. It snows in the southern states in winter, but not in summer, which is when December is for us! I haven't a clue what 'Arbor Day' is, let alone the phrase "Yom Kippurin'", and the likelihood of me getting a Christmas tree that actually LOOKS like the ones in the movies is slim, unless it's of the plastic variety. So here's the PROPER rendition of Meowth's 'Nobody Don't Like Christmas'! And I hope everyone has a great BBQ on Christmas Day. *sings* Six white boomers, snow white boomers- everybody now ^_^
(Lyrics obtained from Cori's Ultimate Rocketshipper Site)
Nobody don't like Christmas
It's the happy day dat everybody loves
It's the sun's rays shinin' down
As the folks all over town
Are buyin' fake trees, and wearin' shorts
Some people don't like Easter,
Or the Easter eggs the Easter bunnies bring.
When the chocolate hits dere lips
It goes directly to dere hips,
And dey pack on ten kilos every spring
But nobody don't like Christmas!
It's the time a year dat everyone adores
It's holly-jolly everywhere,
Santa's in the city square,
And in all dem real high-class shopping centres
Some people don't like New Years --
December thirty-first's the night dey dread.
Dey may be blowin' on noise-makers,
But dey're all a buncha fakers,
Cuz dey'd rather all be home asleep in bed!
But nobody don't like Christmas,
And it doesn't matter if yer young or old!
It's filled with colour and surprise
As right before yer eyes
The world lights up in red, and green, and gold!
St. Valentine's Day is a day ya could hate
If ya ain't never been out on a date!
And the twenty-sixth of January can be a real drag
If ya can't get no one ta salute yer flag!
But nobody don't like Christmas!
It's a time a peace, and love, and brotherhood!
Cuz when ya make peace with yer brudda,
And ya say, "I love ya, mudda!"
Santa Claus'll know dat you been good!
Rememberance Day is a day ta forget,
And the PM don't celebrate ANZAC Day yet!
St. Patrick's Day is dull, da Queen's birthday is borin',
And who wants ta go through all dat May Day stuff?
But nobody don't like Christmas,
And I'll sing it from the top of every Jacaranda!
Yes, nobody don't like Christmas,
I say nobody don't like Christmas,
Nobody don't like Christmas....
....Except me!
