CHAPTER 2
-Day 1-The Party Planning
Yuffie was waiting for Cid and Red XIII in her house. They were going to plan the party. Yuffie picked Cid cuz he looks like he's been through a few party's (maybe when the civil war first ended) and picked Red XIII cuz Red XIII must be a party animal. Or just an animal. Well anyways she was bored and decided to get our her Conformer, and started throwing it around.
"Wow, this is pretty fun!" She laughed and threw it some more, until it broke the window and impaled a surfer dude in the head.
"Oh shit! Sorry!" She screamed out the window, and ran to the basement.
"Who are you?!" She screamed when she saw the sleepy guy.
"Oh me, well I'm Shaq, but I put all my money into Kazaam, but noone liked it so now Im poor, and I break into people's homes and live in their basement." He replied.
"Uh.Right, okay, well, um, *thwock*" She slammed her fist into his head and knocked him out. She then dragged his massive body up the stairs and threw him into the streets.
"Owww." Cid cried out. Yuffie noticed that his hand was under Shaq's massive body, and remembered she threw him on Cid. She grabbed Cid's hand and pulled him from under Shaq, then dragged him inside.
"Okay Cid, here's the thing. Im having a party. Youre planning it. Any questions?"
"Can there be any nak---"
"Wait, I'm not finished. No strippers or hookers"
"Neither am I. Can there be any naked girls?" Cid asked.
"Um.Well." Yuffie pondered the thought.
"Nah.It wouldn't be too pleasing for my eyes.though with the luck I've been having with guys, maybe I should turn lesbo. What do you think?"
"Well if you do, record the honeymoon!" Cid grinned. Yuffie sighed, and walked to the window and saw Red XIII.
"Hey Red!"
"Um hi." Red nodded toward Yuffie, and Cid.
"Hey beast!" Cid said heartily, and hugged Red, nearly crushing his ribs.
"May I ask why I am here?"
"To plan the wildest party!" Yuffie exclaimed with Japanese schoolgirl excitement.
"Can there be any nak-" Red asked.
"Wait, Im not finished. No strippers or hookers."
"Neither was I. Can there be any naked cats?" Red asked, his breathing slowly heavy.
"If that's your fetish.NO." Yuffie outright refused.
"Damn.If that's the way you want it then." Red muttered depressed.
"Don't worry Ol' Red. There aren't gonna be any naked chicks there either." Cid said sadly too.
"Oh fine. If you guys just want a party full of naked things, so be it." Yuffie said angrily, not really meaning it.
"Great!" They said together.
-Day 1 Continued-Naked Cats and Naked Chicks- More To Come Later
-Day 1-The Party Planning
Yuffie was waiting for Cid and Red XIII in her house. They were going to plan the party. Yuffie picked Cid cuz he looks like he's been through a few party's (maybe when the civil war first ended) and picked Red XIII cuz Red XIII must be a party animal. Or just an animal. Well anyways she was bored and decided to get our her Conformer, and started throwing it around.
"Wow, this is pretty fun!" She laughed and threw it some more, until it broke the window and impaled a surfer dude in the head.
"Oh shit! Sorry!" She screamed out the window, and ran to the basement.
"Who are you?!" She screamed when she saw the sleepy guy.
"Oh me, well I'm Shaq, but I put all my money into Kazaam, but noone liked it so now Im poor, and I break into people's homes and live in their basement." He replied.
"Uh.Right, okay, well, um, *thwock*" She slammed her fist into his head and knocked him out. She then dragged his massive body up the stairs and threw him into the streets.
"Owww." Cid cried out. Yuffie noticed that his hand was under Shaq's massive body, and remembered she threw him on Cid. She grabbed Cid's hand and pulled him from under Shaq, then dragged him inside.
"Okay Cid, here's the thing. Im having a party. Youre planning it. Any questions?"
"Can there be any nak---"
"Wait, I'm not finished. No strippers or hookers"
"Neither am I. Can there be any naked girls?" Cid asked.
"Um.Well." Yuffie pondered the thought.
"Nah.It wouldn't be too pleasing for my eyes.though with the luck I've been having with guys, maybe I should turn lesbo. What do you think?"
"Well if you do, record the honeymoon!" Cid grinned. Yuffie sighed, and walked to the window and saw Red XIII.
"Hey Red!"
"Um hi." Red nodded toward Yuffie, and Cid.
"Hey beast!" Cid said heartily, and hugged Red, nearly crushing his ribs.
"May I ask why I am here?"
"To plan the wildest party!" Yuffie exclaimed with Japanese schoolgirl excitement.
"Can there be any nak-" Red asked.
"Wait, Im not finished. No strippers or hookers."
"Neither was I. Can there be any naked cats?" Red asked, his breathing slowly heavy.
"If that's your fetish.NO." Yuffie outright refused.
"Damn.If that's the way you want it then." Red muttered depressed.
"Don't worry Ol' Red. There aren't gonna be any naked chicks there either." Cid said sadly too.
"Oh fine. If you guys just want a party full of naked things, so be it." Yuffie said angrily, not really meaning it.
"Great!" They said together.
-Day 1 Continued-Naked Cats and Naked Chicks- More To Come Later
