-Chapter 2-

Teach: Okay class, today you'll be learning long division.

Yuffie: Isn't that what calculators are for?

Teach: Yes, but you are all too stupid, apparently, to be able to use a calculator.

Tifa: No I'm not! Watch! *She takes out a pocket calculator, and presses a few buttons, and starts giggling like a schoolgirl*

Teach: May I ask what is so interesting?

Tifa: *Turns the calculator upside-down, showing her number. It is 55378008, and turned over, spells boobless. Tifa points the calculator at the teacher, indicating that the teacher is boobless* Where is your boobies, huh teach?! Ahahaha, teacher doesn't have any boobies! *Giggles*

Yuffie: *Starts giggling too*

Teach: *sighs* Well, Tifa, the reason that I'm, ah, 'boobless'

Tifa and Yuffie: *Giggle* Hehehehe...

Teach: Is because I'm a man. Men don't have boobs.

Tifa: So? Where is your boob?! *Giggle*

Yuffie: Yeah! Palmer had boobies! But you don't! Where is your boob?

Tifa and Yuffie: Teach needs boobs! Teach needs boobs!

Class: Teach needs boobs! Teach needs boobs!

Teach: Ahh! Be quiet! All of you!

*Class quiets down*

Teach: *Chugs a bottle of aspirin* Okay...I'm better. This is how you do long divi-Ouch! Hey! Who did that?! *Turns around and picks up a spit wad*

Yuffie: It was Tifa! Tifa!

Tifa: *sticks tongue at Yuffie* Tattletale! Tattletale, tattletale, go to jail!!!

Yuffie: I'm not a tattletale!

Tifa: Am too!

Yuffie: Am not!

Tifa: Am too times infinity!

Yuffie: Am not times infinity plus one!

Tifa: Am too am too am too am too am too am too am too am too!

Yuffie: Am not am not am not am not am not am not am not am not am not!

Tifa: Am too am t---

Teach: SHUT UP!!!! Ugh...Class is dismissed, get out. Get out!

Tifa: Ha! I won!

Yuffie: Nuh uh!

Tifa: Uh huh!

Yuffie: Nuh uh!

Tifa: Uh huh!

Yuffie: Nuh uh!

Tifa: Uh huh!

Yuffie: Nuh uh!

Tifa: Uh huh!

Teach: Shut up! You're both stupid!

Tifa: No you're stupid!

Teach: Ugh...

Tifa: No YOU'RE stupid!

Chapter 3-Coming Soon! (In progress)