-Chapter 2-
Teach: Okay class, today you'll be learning long division.
Yuffie: Isn't that what calculators are for?
Teach: Yes, but you are all too stupid, apparently, to be able to use a calculator.
Tifa: No I'm not! Watch! *She takes out a pocket calculator, and presses a few buttons, and starts giggling like a schoolgirl*
Teach: May I ask what is so interesting?
Tifa: *Turns the calculator upside-down, showing her number. It is 55378008, and turned over, spells boobless. Tifa points the calculator at the teacher, indicating that the teacher is boobless* Where is your boobies, huh teach?! Ahahaha, teacher doesn't have any boobies! *Giggles*
Yuffie: *Starts giggling too*
Teach: *sighs* Well, Tifa, the reason that I'm, ah, 'boobless'
Tifa and Yuffie: *Giggle* Hehehehe...
Teach: Is because I'm a man. Men don't have boobs.
Tifa: So? Where is your boob?! *Giggle*
Yuffie: Yeah! Palmer had boobies! But you don't! Where is your boob?
Tifa and Yuffie: Teach needs boobs! Teach needs boobs!
Class: Teach needs boobs! Teach needs boobs!
Teach: Ahh! Be quiet! All of you!
*Class quiets down*
Teach: *Chugs a bottle of aspirin* Okay...I'm better. This is how you do long divi-Ouch! Hey! Who did that?! *Turns around and picks up a spit wad*
Yuffie: It was Tifa! Tifa!
Tifa: *sticks tongue at Yuffie* Tattletale! Tattletale, tattletale, go to jail!!!
Yuffie: I'm not a tattletale!
Tifa: Am too!
Yuffie: Am not!
Tifa: Am too times infinity!
Yuffie: Am not times infinity plus one!
Tifa: Am too am too am too am too am too am too am too am too!
Yuffie: Am not am not am not am not am not am not am not am not am not!
Tifa: Am too am t---
Teach: SHUT UP!!!! Ugh...Class is dismissed, get out. Get out!
Tifa: Ha! I won!
Yuffie: Nuh uh!
Tifa: Uh huh!
Yuffie: Nuh uh!
Tifa: Uh huh!
Yuffie: Nuh uh!
Tifa: Uh huh!
Yuffie: Nuh uh!
Tifa: Uh huh!
Teach: Shut up! You're both stupid!
Tifa: No you're stupid!
Teach: Ugh...
Tifa: No YOU'RE stupid!
Chapter 3-Coming Soon! (In progress)
Teach: Okay class, today you'll be learning long division.
Yuffie: Isn't that what calculators are for?
Teach: Yes, but you are all too stupid, apparently, to be able to use a calculator.
Tifa: No I'm not! Watch! *She takes out a pocket calculator, and presses a few buttons, and starts giggling like a schoolgirl*
Teach: May I ask what is so interesting?
Tifa: *Turns the calculator upside-down, showing her number. It is 55378008, and turned over, spells boobless. Tifa points the calculator at the teacher, indicating that the teacher is boobless* Where is your boobies, huh teach?! Ahahaha, teacher doesn't have any boobies! *Giggles*
Yuffie: *Starts giggling too*
Teach: *sighs* Well, Tifa, the reason that I'm, ah, 'boobless'
Tifa and Yuffie: *Giggle* Hehehehe...
Teach: Is because I'm a man. Men don't have boobs.
Tifa: So? Where is your boob?! *Giggle*
Yuffie: Yeah! Palmer had boobies! But you don't! Where is your boob?
Tifa and Yuffie: Teach needs boobs! Teach needs boobs!
Class: Teach needs boobs! Teach needs boobs!
Teach: Ahh! Be quiet! All of you!
*Class quiets down*
Teach: *Chugs a bottle of aspirin* Okay...I'm better. This is how you do long divi-Ouch! Hey! Who did that?! *Turns around and picks up a spit wad*
Yuffie: It was Tifa! Tifa!
Tifa: *sticks tongue at Yuffie* Tattletale! Tattletale, tattletale, go to jail!!!
Yuffie: I'm not a tattletale!
Tifa: Am too!
Yuffie: Am not!
Tifa: Am too times infinity!
Yuffie: Am not times infinity plus one!
Tifa: Am too am too am too am too am too am too am too am too!
Yuffie: Am not am not am not am not am not am not am not am not am not!
Tifa: Am too am t---
Teach: SHUT UP!!!! Ugh...Class is dismissed, get out. Get out!
Tifa: Ha! I won!
Yuffie: Nuh uh!
Tifa: Uh huh!
Yuffie: Nuh uh!
Tifa: Uh huh!
Yuffie: Nuh uh!
Tifa: Uh huh!
Yuffie: Nuh uh!
Tifa: Uh huh!
Teach: Shut up! You're both stupid!
Tifa: No you're stupid!
Teach: Ugh...
Tifa: No YOU'RE stupid!
Chapter 3-Coming Soon! (In progress)
