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Title: Don't Mess with the Writer's Side of the Force

Author: Jedi Padawan Alanna

Summary: The title says it all!

Rating: PG-13

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Hmmmm..now where could that little Padawan be..*snaps her finger* Obi!

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You dare defy me? Get your butt out here now!!!!

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Ok then. I'll just have to blow up.hmmmmm..*consults her map of the galaxy* Ord Mantell looks good. gets out her laptop* 'A massive explosion...'

Obi: Wait!!! *walks in*

Where have you been?

Obi: Um...erm..

Well?

Obi: We've had enough.

Excuse me?

Obi: *grits his teeth* Master Qui-Gon and I are sick and tired of succumbing to your every whim! And whenever you write yourself into a fic, I'm your little puppy dog on a short leash!

*laughs slightly* So, you don't want to be in my fics anymore huh?

Obi: That's right.

Well, I'm sorry my little puppy dog, but I cannot allow that.

*Heero and Duo snicker*

Heero: You're in trouble now little Jedi.

Duo: *whispers* The kid's onto something.

Quatre: Don't get any ideas Duo. Our job is just to wait until she needs us.

Duo: What a job description.

Heero: Even I'm not that much of a baka to go against her. Not with the Writer's Side of the Force on her side.

Hush you three!



*the three falls silent*

Obi: See! You oppress us! You're crazy!

Oh, I'm crazy now? Well, what of Qui-Gon? He has said nothing..

Qui: I'm not in this. I'm no fool.

Obi: Master!

Qui: I am sorry, Padawan. But I will not go against the Writer's Side of the Force.

Obi: Cowards..YOU'RE ALL COWARDS!!!!!!

Obi Obi Obi.. Once again you question my authority..You must really like Master Yoda.

Obi: You threaten me with that all the time but you never actually do it! You're such a liar!

Oh really? *she snaps her fingers and Yoda appears on a bed with a leopard print thong*

Yoda: Hmmmmmm...Get lucky I will. Better than my gimmer stick it will be.

Obi: You..you wouldn't DARE!

Wouldn't I? *snaps her fingers and Obi poofs onto the bed butt nekkid* MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *disappears with a poof*

Obi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoda: Hmmmmmm..Young and strong he is. Have fun I will.

Obi: MASTER!!!! HELP!!!!!

*Heero looks over at Qui*

Heero: How are you going to get him out of this one?

Qui: I'm considering leaving it be.

Duo: That's kinda mean.

Quatre: Very unJedi like.

Qui: What do you suppose I do?

*Heero and Duo smirk and glance at Quatre*

Quatre: No..No you are NOT going to sacrifice me!

Qui: *places his hand on Quatre's shoulder* Think of it as a public service.

*Quatre attempts to get away but to no avail. Heero, Duo, & Qui strip him down, cover him with whipped cream and strawberries and tie him to a bed*

Quatre: Come on guys!!! This isn't fair!

Duo: No where on your gift certificate did it say life was going to be fair.

Quatre: But why me?!

Heero: She has a soft spot for you.

Quatre: She has a soft spot for Qui-Gon too!

Qui: You're younger.

Obi: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoda: Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!

Obi: NOOO! GET AWAY YOU LITTLE SITH TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Qui: Listen to the poor boy Quatre!

Quatre: .....Alright!

Duo: Heero? Will you do the honors?

Heero: Right. *begins chanting over Quatre* Oh Master of the Writer's Side of the Force. We offer you this sacrifice for your forgiveness.

*appears with a poof* What sacrifice for what purpose?

Qui: We beg forgiveness on behalf of my young padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

And this is the sacrifice?

Heero: Yes Master.

*smirks and dips her fingers in the whipped cream and licking them clean* OK. I guess I'll let him go. *snaps her fingers & Yoda and the bed disappear with a poof* There. Now care for your padawan, Qui-Gon.

Qui: *nods and takes Obi back to their rooms*

Now, normally I'd enjoy this...sacrifice *licks her lips* thoroughly, but I haven't the time. I need to go in search of the characters form the Tamora Perice novels. I got one hell of a plot bunny for a SW/Tamora Peirce crossover. And I still have to work on the Alanna Jinn saga so I'll be busy. Stay out of trouble. *poofs out*

Heero: It'd be a shame for all these strawberries and whipped cream to go to waste.

Duo: Yes it would.. *eeeeevil smirk*

Quatre: I'll call Trowa..

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Mwuhahahahahahahaha!!!

Just a bit of insanity shining through!