~Meanwhile.......~
Zidane: Whaaaaaazzzuuuuppppppp?!
Dagger: You suck.
Vivi Why are my best friends such losers?
Zidane: Shut up kid.
Dagger: Yeah, shut-OOF!
~I fall down from sky, and land in Daggers lap =). Joseph falls down, but lands on statuette on top on throne and gets his hand cut off.~
Me: KICKASS! I actually went to heaven!
Joseph: Nope, you can't die in the land of crappy self-insertion fics. You just end up in a different game.
Dagger: Hi mysterious crazy hot person that just landed in my lap. (Yep, it's my fic, whatever I want goes)
Zidane: Hey!
Dagger: No offense Zidane, but you really suck.
Me: Yea.
Vivi: Yea.
Zidane: Damn.
~Zidane leaves~
Joseph: I'm gonna go find me some lemonade. Anybody wanna come?
Me: No, but take this annoying kid, and bring me some.
Joseph: Wait! I forgot! I can summon things to get lemonade for me!
~Joseph begins summoning a minotaur~
Me: (Still in dagger's lap, btw) What the hell? There gonna kill that thing! It's too big to walk around the halls of a puny little castle!
Joseph: Hmm....good point.
~Joseph gets rid of the minotaur. He summons an imp instead. The imp appears and starts humping a gargoyle statue.~
Dagger: Ohhh huge improvement.......
Joseph: Shit. I hate it when he does that. ~Starts mumbling something about not having the pleasure in real life~
Imp: Whooohoooo!
Me: Yo imp, go get some lemonade!
Imp: Okey!
~Imp walks away. Joseph starts trying to crazy glue his hand back on, and I have some fun, given that I'm sitting in Garnet's lap. Imp comes back and gives me and Joseph glasses.~
Me: MM......lemonade....finally....~Notices the lemonade has the wrong...structure...also the wrong color~.....not even gonna ask....
Joseph: ~Puts an empty glass down~ Ohh.....shit....not again.
Garnet: You suck at summoning! Watch this! ~Garnet summons Bahamut. Bahamut starts humping a statue of a dragon over in the corner.~
Me: And he's an improvement how?
~Suddenly everybody dies. I don't care how.~
Zidane: Whaaaaaazzzuuuuppppppp?!
Dagger: You suck.
Vivi Why are my best friends such losers?
Zidane: Shut up kid.
Dagger: Yeah, shut-OOF!
~I fall down from sky, and land in Daggers lap =). Joseph falls down, but lands on statuette on top on throne and gets his hand cut off.~
Me: KICKASS! I actually went to heaven!
Joseph: Nope, you can't die in the land of crappy self-insertion fics. You just end up in a different game.
Dagger: Hi mysterious crazy hot person that just landed in my lap. (Yep, it's my fic, whatever I want goes)
Zidane: Hey!
Dagger: No offense Zidane, but you really suck.
Me: Yea.
Vivi: Yea.
Zidane: Damn.
~Zidane leaves~
Joseph: I'm gonna go find me some lemonade. Anybody wanna come?
Me: No, but take this annoying kid, and bring me some.
Joseph: Wait! I forgot! I can summon things to get lemonade for me!
~Joseph begins summoning a minotaur~
Me: (Still in dagger's lap, btw) What the hell? There gonna kill that thing! It's too big to walk around the halls of a puny little castle!
Joseph: Hmm....good point.
~Joseph gets rid of the minotaur. He summons an imp instead. The imp appears and starts humping a gargoyle statue.~
Dagger: Ohhh huge improvement.......
Joseph: Shit. I hate it when he does that. ~Starts mumbling something about not having the pleasure in real life~
Imp: Whooohoooo!
Me: Yo imp, go get some lemonade!
Imp: Okey!
~Imp walks away. Joseph starts trying to crazy glue his hand back on, and I have some fun, given that I'm sitting in Garnet's lap. Imp comes back and gives me and Joseph glasses.~
Me: MM......lemonade....finally....~Notices the lemonade has the wrong...structure...also the wrong color~.....not even gonna ask....
Joseph: ~Puts an empty glass down~ Ohh.....shit....not again.
Garnet: You suck at summoning! Watch this! ~Garnet summons Bahamut. Bahamut starts humping a statue of a dragon over in the corner.~
Me: And he's an improvement how?
~Suddenly everybody dies. I don't care how.~
