~Meanwhile.......~

Zidane: Whaaaaaazzzuuuuppppppp?!

Dagger: You suck.

Vivi Why are my best friends such losers?

Zidane: Shut up kid.

Dagger: Yeah, shut-OOF!

~I fall down from sky, and land in Daggers lap =). Joseph falls down, but lands on statuette on top on throne and gets his hand cut off.~

Me: KICKASS! I actually went to heaven!

Joseph: Nope, you can't die in the land of crappy self-insertion fics. You just end up in a different game.

Dagger: Hi mysterious crazy hot person that just landed in my lap. (Yep, it's my fic, whatever I want goes)

Zidane: Hey!

Dagger: No offense Zidane, but you really suck.

Me: Yea.

Vivi: Yea.

Zidane: Damn.

~Zidane leaves~

Joseph: I'm gonna go find me some lemonade. Anybody wanna come?

Me: No, but take this annoying kid, and bring me some.

Joseph: Wait! I forgot! I can summon things to get lemonade for me!

~Joseph begins summoning a minotaur~

Me: (Still in dagger's lap, btw) What the hell? There gonna kill that thing! It's too big to walk around the halls of a puny little castle!

Joseph: Hmm....good point.

~Joseph gets rid of the minotaur. He summons an imp instead. The imp appears and starts humping a gargoyle statue.~

Dagger: Ohhh huge improvement.......

Joseph: Shit. I hate it when he does that. ~Starts mumbling something about not having the pleasure in real life~

Imp: Whooohoooo!

Me: Yo imp, go get some lemonade!

Imp: Okey!

~Imp walks away. Joseph starts trying to crazy glue his hand back on, and I have some fun, given that I'm sitting in Garnet's lap. Imp comes back and gives me and Joseph glasses.~

Me: MM......lemonade....finally....~Notices the lemonade has the wrong...structure...also the wrong color~.....not even gonna ask....

Joseph: ~Puts an empty glass down~ Ohh.....shit....not again.

Garnet: You suck at summoning! Watch this! ~Garnet summons Bahamut. Bahamut starts humping a statue of a dragon over in the corner.~

Me: And he's an improvement how?

~Suddenly everybody dies. I don't care how.~