Guess where we are now!.......=)

Squall: Whatever whatever what-OOF!

~I fall from sky, land on Squall's head, and roll off. Joseph falls from sky, lands on Squall's gunblade, which cuts off his other hand, then goes off and shoots him in the arm.~

Me: This is really a bad day for you, huh?

Joseph: I've had worse.

Squall: Why are you guys here?

Me: We were in FF7 and FF9, and now were in the crappy Final Fantasy.

Squall: Whatever.

~Rinoa walks in.~

Rinoa: Squall! Help! The toilet won't stop flushing!

Squall: Stupid woman. Let go of the handle!

Rinoa: Ahhh! You're always criticizing me! How was {Sniff} I supposed to know?

Squall: Ahh Rinoa, don't cry! I'm sorry!

~Rinoa runs away sobbing~

Joseph: How the hell did you guys sell a game like this?

Me: It sucked.

Squall: It wasn't our fault it sucked! The stupid GF system wrecked it!

~A bunch of random GF's fly in.~

Joseph: How come all of these other games get cooler summons than me?

Ramuh: Because we're made by Squaresoft! =P

Quezacotl: HEY! Where did Ramuh come from! I took his job and I'm keeping it!

Ramuh: No you aren't! They put you in the crappy game on purpose! They put me back in FF9!

~Ramuh and Quezacotl get into a big brawl. Selphie runs in.~

Selphie: Booyaka! Booyaka!! I'm such an annoying bitch! BOOYAKA!

Squall: Whatever.

Rinoa: ~From far away~ Help! Squall! I'm stuck in the toilet!

Squall: Good lord.....

Irvine: ~Appearing out of nowhere~ I'll go help her!

Squall: LIKE HELL YOU WILL!

Selphie: Irvy! What about me!

~Irvine, Squall, and Selphie get into a huge fight. They knock over a nearby table. Zell and Quistis are under the table, eating hotdogs and making out.~

Me: OK.....now I'm REALLY freaked out.

Joseph: HOTDOGS!!!

~Joseph runs over to take the hotdogs from Zell and Quistis. They start fighting too.~

Me: Whoa.....I don't think this was a good game to show up in...wait...just me and Rinoa left...=)

~Rinoa runs into room.~

Rinoa: I got unstuck! Yay! I'm so happy! ~Rinoa starts jumping up and down and waving her arms. This sets off her sorceress powers, and everybody dies.~