It was a pretty normal day

Disclaimer: Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, Star Wars, and anything else I made a reference to don't belong to me.... blah blah blah..... *getting bored* .......*falls alseep due to boring disclaimer* ...ZzZzZzZzzzZ.......

Author's Notes: Well, uh... yeah. Just read it. And yes, I do know what the "crisis" is, but you'll just have to wait for me to write it, won't you? WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Ok, I know that doesn't make any sense yet... just read the fic!!!!

Something's Wrong in Anime Land!

Ch. 2 – Bishonen Senshi Sailor Gundam

Heero followed his three companions into a small Italian restaurant. He eyed the spaghetti sitting on a table across the room and wondered how soon he would eat. This was supposed to be a double date, but it had ended up more of a girl's night out with his and Duo tagging along. Well, Duo seemed to be enjoying himself. 'I wonder why he's so happy.' Heero thought as he sat down at the table and picked up a menu.

"So what did everyone think of the movie?" Relena inquired. Heero decided to reply.

"I thought it was ridiculous, especially the thing about midiclorians." Duo looked slightly confused and then a smile spread across his face.

"I wasn't really paying much attention then." He looked at Hilde, who blushed.

"Me either." she added. Heero realized then that they hadn't been watching to movie at all. Well, at least now he knew why Duo was so happy. Relena had been glued to the screen the entire time. Heero was beginning to think the night couldn't get any worse.

Suddenly, he felt a tingling sensation through his whole body and the room around him began to fade. Then there was a bright flash of light and he was somewhere completely different.

Then again, maybe it could get worse.

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When Heero could see again, he was in a completely different place. He looked around to see four teenage girls wearing outfits that vaguely resembled school uniforms, a black cat with a crescent moon on it's forehead, and a very odd-looking monster, which seemed to have been temporarily blinded by the light. "Where am I?" he asked himself, looking around once again for anything familiar. He wasn't sure if this was real or if it was a dream. The girl with long, dark hair looked annoyed.

"Where is Sailor Moon?! It's just like her to leave a battle at a critical moment!"

"Go easy on her, Mars," the tall girl in a green outfit said, "It's not her fault she disappeared. At least I don't think it is. This is really bizarre, though."

"She just disappeared and he showed up in her place," said the blue-haired girl, "I should analyze this." She pulled out a blue mini-computer and started to type things into it. "Aha! It seems there was a ripple in the force as if millions of voices cried..." She shook her head. "What am I saying?" (Author WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Shameless Star Wars reference #2!) "Anyway, there was a disturbance in the space-time continuum about three minutes ago, exactly when he showed up. I think he's from another dimension. We'd better keep our distance!"

The last girl obviously didn't hear the last sentence. She was sitting next to Heero bombarding him with questions.

"Who are you? Where are you from? Why are you here? My name is Minako, by the way. Are you a friend or an enemy?"

Yes, this was definitely a bad day for Heero.

"It would be easier to answer if you stopped talking." He gave the overly inquizative Minako his famous death glare. She mumbled a meek "sorry" and then let Heero talk.

"Good. I'm Heero Yuy from the L1 colony. I'm not sure why I'm here. I don't even know where here is. And your friends are fighting that monster again if you're interested."

"Ohmygosh! I forgot it was there!" She quickly stood up and went to help them. "I really wish Sailor Moon was here..."

Heero heard a voice from behind him say, "Here use this wand." He turned around to see the cat and a small wand with the outline of a gundam carved in it. 'Cats can't talk, can they?' he thought as he picked up and examined the wand. "Now hold up the wand and scream 'Zero System Power'!"

"How can you talk?" he asked.

"Don't ask questions, just do it!"

"Okay... ZERO SYSTEM POWER!"

Heero was suddenly engulfed in a sparkling light. When it cleared, he was no longer just a former gundam pilot; He was the newest champion of justice, Sailor Gundam!

"I won't let odd-looking monsters like you roam freely! I an bishonen senshi Sailor Gundam! With the power of the Zero System, I'll punish you!" 'Why am I saying all this! It's just coming out of my mouth! "Zero Shock!" Bright rays of yellow light shot from his hands and melted the monster as the four girls watched in disbelief.

"He's a sailor scout?" the blue-haired girl pondered. "I thought all the sailor scouts were girls." The others nodded. The cat began to explain.

"There was once a prophecy that in a time of crisis a sailor scout would be sent from another dimension to help. Apparently, this is that scout. I don't know what crisis it refers to though... and I never thought it would be an exchange for Sailor Moon." The cat and the girls all looked thoughtful.

"So I'm here to help you somehow?" asked Heero. When the cat nodded, he said "This is madness." (Author: hehehe)

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So that was the second chapter! Waddaya think? And now I know you're all dying to know what the "crisis" is, right? Well, I'M NOT TELLING YOU!!!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!