Title: Mary Sue Gets Recruited Into the FBI
Author: --Starbuck--
Summary: Second in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Closure (kinda)
A/N: Coming soon...Mary Sue Becomes a Jedi!
==XxXxX==
Mary Sue walked down the hallway in her perfect black suit, that fit her perfect figure. She had perfect blonde hair and perfect legs and perfect blue eyes and perfect white skin and a perfect figure. She walked perfectly to the basement of the Hoover Building and opened the door.
Scully was glaring and looking angry. Mulder was looking angry, although he tried not to show it, so he could be sort of polite.
"Good morning, Agents Mulder and Scully," Special Agent Mary Sue said. "I'm Special Agent Mary Sue. Mulder, I have important news for you. It's concerning your sister. You may want to sit down." Perfect Mary Sue did not have perfect brains, because Mulder was already sitting down, leaning back in his chair. Scully glared at Mary Sue, and Mary Sue sat perfectly in a chair.
"I was abducted when Samantha was. I know this is hard for you. Samantha is--"
"I know where Samantha is, you idiot. She's dead. And if you want to insult my sister--!"
"--I am Samantha, Fox." She said quietly in a perfect whisper.
Mulder took out his gun and held it to Mary Sue's head, and Scully did the same.
"NOBODY CALLS ME FOX!!!!!!!!" Mulder screamed and Scully slapped Mary Sue's perfect face.
"Not even your sister, Fox?"
"YOU ARE NOT MY SISTER! SHE'S DEAD! HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW?!"
"What show? This is reality!" Mary Sue said stupidly (but still perfectly), ignoring the cameras.
"Hey," Chris Carter said, "GET HER OFF THE SET!"
David Duchovny took the gun and pulled the trigger. Mary Sue was dead.
The cast and crew of the X-Files threw a big party.
--xxxxx--
At Mary Sue's funeral, other Mary Sues were there. Mary Sue the witch and American exchange student from Hogwarts, Mary Sue the Jedi, Mary Sue the Pokemon Master, Mary Sue the president, Mary Sue the astronaut who found intelligent life on Mars, Mary Sue the Greek Mythological goddess, Mary Sue the average 4.0 GPA student, Mary Sue the computer genius, Mary Sue the Vampire Slayer, Mary Sue the princess...
==XxXxX==
Author: --Starbuck--
Summary: Second in the Mary Sue Series!
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Closure (kinda)
A/N: Coming soon...Mary Sue Becomes a Jedi!
==XxXxX==
Mary Sue walked down the hallway in her perfect black suit, that fit her perfect figure. She had perfect blonde hair and perfect legs and perfect blue eyes and perfect white skin and a perfect figure. She walked perfectly to the basement of the Hoover Building and opened the door.
Scully was glaring and looking angry. Mulder was looking angry, although he tried not to show it, so he could be sort of polite.
"Good morning, Agents Mulder and Scully," Special Agent Mary Sue said. "I'm Special Agent Mary Sue. Mulder, I have important news for you. It's concerning your sister. You may want to sit down." Perfect Mary Sue did not have perfect brains, because Mulder was already sitting down, leaning back in his chair. Scully glared at Mary Sue, and Mary Sue sat perfectly in a chair.
"I was abducted when Samantha was. I know this is hard for you. Samantha is--"
"I know where Samantha is, you idiot. She's dead. And if you want to insult my sister--!"
"--I am Samantha, Fox." She said quietly in a perfect whisper.
Mulder took out his gun and held it to Mary Sue's head, and Scully did the same.
"NOBODY CALLS ME FOX!!!!!!!!" Mulder screamed and Scully slapped Mary Sue's perfect face.
"Not even your sister, Fox?"
"YOU ARE NOT MY SISTER! SHE'S DEAD! HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW?!"
"What show? This is reality!" Mary Sue said stupidly (but still perfectly), ignoring the cameras.
"Hey," Chris Carter said, "GET HER OFF THE SET!"
David Duchovny took the gun and pulled the trigger. Mary Sue was dead.
The cast and crew of the X-Files threw a big party.
--xxxxx--
At Mary Sue's funeral, other Mary Sues were there. Mary Sue the witch and American exchange student from Hogwarts, Mary Sue the Jedi, Mary Sue the Pokemon Master, Mary Sue the president, Mary Sue the astronaut who found intelligent life on Mars, Mary Sue the Greek Mythological goddess, Mary Sue the average 4.0 GPA student, Mary Sue the computer genius, Mary Sue the Vampire Slayer, Mary Sue the princess...
==XxXxX==
