Once upon a time, there were five lil boys, who grew up to be five young men...
Each of them with seperate back grounds......but with one common mission: To defeat Oz...

**Dramatic Charlies Angels 2000 theme plays**
**Heero posing with gun**
**Duo swishing his hair around**
**Trowa on a tightrope**
**Quatre sipping tea**
**Wu-Fei talking about Justice**

**Title shows up**

Dr. J's Angels

**opening scene**

All five pilots were sitting around a coffee table waiting for Trieze to recieve a phone call from Dr. J, a statement on their next mission.

Suddenly, the phone rang and Trieze put it on speaker phone.

Dr.J: Good morning Angels
Trowa,Quatre,Heero,Wu-Fei,Duo: Good Morning Dr. J

Dr. J: Appearantly, Zech Marquise has been kidnapped...

**Trieze presses a small remote, and a screen appears out of the wall, and shows Zech's being Kiddnapped by a girl with four eyebrows, leaving Noin behind**

Heero: Whos that girl?
Dr.J: that is Lucrezia Noin, she is Zech's Assistant.
Jimi:Eneh!
Mysti: How'd we get here?
Patrick: Lets leave........there are boys trying to kiss already..
Jimi: Ok lets go...WRONG DOOR SORRY!
**The three leave**
Trowa: Who were they?
Quatre: I dont know.
Wu-Fei: THat's an Injustice! No interferance!

Dr.J: Ahem.....anyways, we have to get Zechs back, otherwise, there would be no point to this Humor Fic by Mysti and Jimi.

**Noin peeks through the door**
Noin: Is it my turn to enter the scene yet?
Trieze: Might as well....

*Noin walks throught the door, swing her hips-like-that**

Noin: Hi Everybody!
Everyone: Hi Lucrezia Noin!

Dr.J: This is getting stupid, bye!
**The phone goes dead**

**Trieze turns off the speaker**
**Duo put his arms around Heero and gave him a kiss**
Heero: Not now Duo (whispers Later)
**Then Trowa and Quatre, Heero and Duo, Wu-Fei and Trieze and Noin, all started hugging and kissing**

**Later, one orgy later**
Noin: What was we doing again?
Trieze: We were supposed to find Zechs
G-pilots: Oh yea!
**Later, on the tour bus**
Trowa: How come we are riding in a tour bus?
Quatre: Because no one will suspect its us...(The bus has Gundam Pilots on the side)
Wu-Fei: Its an injustice.....
Duo: Shut up!

Trieze: SHUT UP! ITS HARD ENOUGH DRIVING THIS BUS WITHOUT YOU ALL HAVING HISSY FITS!
**Gives Wufei the eye to behave and he will get a surprize later look**

Wu-fei: Okay lov..
**blushing**

**Random door opens**
Jimi:Eneh.....
**Door closes**

Quatre: Who the hell?
Trowa: It was that one guy again. I wonder how he seems to do that?

Duo: Must be one of the authurs
Heero: hn......

**Wu-Fei opens a small hatch on the floor of the bus, and notices there is a bomb..**
Wu-Fei: EEEEEK!
Trieze (yells from the front of the bus): Better not be startin without me!

Trowa: You know, I saw this one movie about this bus that SPEEDS around, and there was a bomb on it and if they stopped SPEEDing, the bus would blow up...I think it was called THE BUS THAT WOULDN'T SLOW DOWN

Duo: BAKA! Its called Speed! Keanu Reeves was on there, thats how i know!
**Heero gives Duo a dirty look**

**Meanwhile back at the headquarters**
Noin (Drunk): Dont worry Zechs, them one.....guys...will come get you....(slobbers) hn.......um...(slurs) um.....(passes out)

**Door opens**
Mysti: Shee...lightweight! I saw people drink more that that!
**Door Closes**

Noin (sits up): Who was that? (Falls back down)

**Back on the bus**

Quatre (in his room): Ohhhh Trowa...I need you for a moment.. can you help me with something?

"Trowa (smiles): I'll be rightback you guys I have to go help Quatre change his diaper

Trieze: I needa piss, but i cant stop the bus, and we are coming to the end of the road right of the cliff.
Everyone: Oh no!
Duo: Stupid CliffHangers!

**TO BE CONTINUED**